Clapping Banned at University

[TVC15]

This is like a sh-it version of Countdown !

[Lord Beamish]

This is like a sh-it version of Countdown !

Is there a good version?

[TVC15]

8 out of 10 does countdown ?
Or any episode with the sound turned down and freeze framed on Rachel ?

[RingoMcCartney]

Hark at the guy who only opens his mouth to change feet.

That maybe true Lordship.

However you'd struggle to get your foot out of your mouth. Given your head is stuck firmly up your own arse!!

[Bordeauxclaret]

This is like a sh-it version of Countdown !

Anything that means Ringo posts more is applauded by me.

Cherish him. We’ll all miss him when he’s gone.

[Lord Beamish]

That maybe true Lordship.

However you'd struggle to get your foot out of your mouth. Given your head is stuck firmly up your own arse!!

What devastating repartee, Wrongo. Not clunky and clumsy at all.

[RingoMcCartney]

What devastating repartee, Wrongo. Not clunky and clumsy at all.

Touche...

[RingoMcCartney]

Anything that means Ringo posts more is applauded by me.

Cherish him. We’ll all miss him when he’s gone.

Weyhey! Bordeaux's slithered out from his rock! Mr mono contribution!

I'm extremely drunk and barely able to type let alone stand up.

There. Saves you the myther of you doing it!

Happy to oblige.

[Bordeauxclaret]

Weyhey! Bordeaux's slithered out from his rock! Mr mono contribution!

I'm extremely drunk and barely able to type let alone stand up.

There. Saves you the myther of you doing it!

Happy to oblige.

Textbook. That’s why I love you.

[Lord Beamish]

Personally, I reckon you’re suffering from cognitive reduction because of an, as yet, undiagnosed brain injury, rather than just being half-cut all the time, Wrongo. This is probably excaserbated by too much drink, from time to time, but I don’t think your contributions to this board can entirely be put down to gin-sodden blimpery,

[Chobulous]

I bet you watch Coronation Street too, on the sly.

On the contrary I openly admit to watching Corrie what with me being an uneducated Burnley chav who has to google cognitive dissonance. But then I don't see anything wrong with switching off in front of the TV for an hour after work. What's your broadcast poison? A bit of culture I'll warrant. Maybe Sky Arts, National Geographic or something late night BBC because we wouldn't want to feed the media moguls. I'm not well up with highbrow TV so this is your chance to really put one over on me and my preference or the lowest common denominator TV wise.

[RingoMcCartney]

So there you go Lord Beamish.

Next time you feel like picking up on somebody's spelling, calling them a "f***wit", questioning their intelligence, boasting you're "baiting" them. Try and behave more like the real peers after which you're named. Try and be more considered, wordly wise, mature and objective. Instead, take your YOUR own advice, and see it as "human frailty", that doesn't warrant condemnation.

In the future try to resist that impulse you clearly have, to use a spelling mistake as a means to self-aggrandize. Particularly when hands have been held up.

It only leads to gold medal winning "f***wittery" on your part

I'm off now, to earn a living. Thanks for the part you've played in the lesson in "Always quit while you're ahead"

Cheers.

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[Imploding Turtle]

You have followed the thread. You posted twice before this. Then when you received no reply you sulked for over 24 hours before joining the fray in your usual slightly superior way.

Just because i reply to a thread doesn't mean I've followed it before and/or since. You see that 24 hour gap? That the period over which i didn't follow it, you tool.

[Lord Beamish]

On the contrary I openly admit to watching Corrie what with me being an uneducated Burnley chav who has to google cognitive dissonance. But then I don't see anything wrong with switching off in front of the TV for an hour after work. What's your broadcast poison? A bit of culture I'll warrant. Maybe Sky Arts, National Geographic or something late night BBC because we wouldn't want to feed the media moguls. I'm not well up with highbrow TV so this is your chance to really put one over on me and my preference or the lowest common denominator TV wise.

It wasn’t meant to be a snipe, Chobulous. My refusal to use emojis does sometimes blur my intention to the reader. It was meant in a light hearted way, I assure you.

Come Dine With Me, in the afternoon when they put five in a row on on More 4. I usually set up the ironing board and have a marathon of pressing clothes watching shite but engaging TV.

[Chobulous]

The longer a thread goes on the more it resembles behavioural sink (me too) without the proximity.

[Lord Beamish]

So there you go Lord Beamish.

Next time you feel like picking up on somebody's spelling, calling them a "f***wit", questioning their intelligence, boasting you're "baiting" them. Try and behave more like the real peers after which you're named. Try and be more considered, wordly wise, mature and objective. Instead, take your YOUR own advice, and see it as "human frailty", that doesn't warrant condemnation.

In the future try to resist that impulse you clearly have, to use a spelling mistake as a means to self-aggrandize. Particularly when hands have been held up.

It only leads to gold medal winning "f***wittery" on your part

I'm off now, to earn a living. Thanks for the part you've played in the lesson in "Always quit while you're ahead"

Cheers.

https://youtu.be/5xAR151sdS0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Are you STILL digging, Wrongo.

Definitely a brain injury. We had a dog like you once. His tail used to chase his head.

[Chobulous]

It wasn’t meant to be a snipe, Chobulous. My refusal to use emojis does sometimes blur my intention to the reader. It was meant in a light hearted way, I assure you.

Come Dine With Me, in the afternoon when they put five in a row on on More 4. I usually set up the ironing board and have a marathon of pressing clothes watching shite but engaging TV.

I bought my wife a dishwasher so she would have more time for the ironing because she was distracted by Come Dine With Me. I never considered she could do the ironing while watching it but then I have no concept of multi-tasking.

[Lord Beamish]

The longer a thread goes on the more it resembles behavioural sink (me too) without the proximity.

Fair dos. I’m off to the park with the kids for the afternoon. I need the fresh air.

[Lord Beamish]

I bought my wife a dishwasher so she would have more time for the ironing because she was distracted by Come Dine With Me. I never considered she could do the ironing while watching it but then I have no concept of multi-tasking.

It’s the only way I can get through a mountain of ironing.

[Chip Harrison]

Just because i reply to a thread doesn't mean I've followed it before and/or since. You see that 24 hour gap? That the period over which i didn't follow it, you tool.

But you has posted twice before you said you weren't following it. So you were lying? That's the second time you have reverted to calling me names. What happened to your holier than thou/I'll beat you on intellect stance?

[Guich]

Is it this thread, or a different one, where you asked for evidence of you being abusive to other posters IT?

If I've got that in any way wrong please feel free to give it me with both barrels

[Imploding Turtle]

But you has posted twice before you said you weren't following it. So you were lying? That's the second time you have reverted to calling me names. What happened to your holier than thou/I'll beat you on intellect stance?

What are you struggling to understand? I didn't follow the thread. If i posted in it then i'd forgot i'd posted in it, that's one of the ways you can tell i wasn't following the progression of the discussion.

How many posts were made in the 24 hours between my posts? When I'm saying "i haven't followed the thread" any idiot should realise what i mean is "i haven't read all the posts in this thread". You have to be a particularly dense motherfucker to think anything different. Are you particularly dense?

What do you think "following this thread" means exactly?

Try this one on. Lets say you are present for the start of a conversation among whatever friends you have, you add a couple of lines and then disappear for 20 minutes. You then return to find them still talking about the same topic. Now, if you said to them "I've not been following the discussion" would they be sensible in turning to you and calling you a liar because 20 minutes ago you said something? Or would they be being just as moronic as you have been in your last few posts if they decided that you were lying?

This is the part where you whine about name-calling. So, go on.

[Imploding Turtle]

Is it this thread, or a different one, where you asked for evidence of you being abusive to other posters IT?

If I've got that in any way wrong please feel free to give it me with both barrels

I believe you've got it wrong.
Some of the boards more challenged users like to pretend I call people or their ideas stupid because they disagree with me, but it's never because they disagree with me. They say that probably because it makes them feel better than if they were to seriously consider that they might be wrong.

[Chip Harrison]

What are you struggling to understand? I didn't follow the thread. If i posted in it then i'd forgot i'd posted in it, that's one of the ways you can tell i wasn't following the progression of the discussion.

How many posts were made in the 24 hours between my posts? When I'm saying "i haven't followed the thread" any idiot should realise what i mean is "i haven't read all the posts in this thread". You have to be a particularly dense motherfucker to think anything different. Are you particularly dense?

What do you think "following this thread" means exactly?

Try this one on. Lets say you are present for the start of a conversation among whatever friends you have, you add a couple of lines and then disappear for 20 minutes. You then return to find them still talking about the same topic. Now, if you said to them "I've not been following the discussion" would they be sensible in turning to you and calling you a liar because 20 minutes ago you said something? Or would they be being just as moronic as you have been in your last few posts if they decided that you were lying?

This is the part where you whine about name-calling. So, go on.

How am I supposed to know that you seem to have forgotten you had previously posted, and then make the connection that is one of the ways I can tell you weren't following the thread.

As for name calling, I'm not really into that. I understand what a keyboard warrior is and the definition of it. You fit it perfectly. If you ever stepped away from your keyboard Sunshine, and agreed to meet me, one of the things you wouldn't be calling me is a tool.

[Imploding Turtle]

How am I supposed to know that you seem to have forgotten you had previously posted, and then make the connection that is one of the ways I can tell you weren't following the thread.

As for name calling, I'm not really into that. I understand what a keyboard warrior is and the definition of it. You fit it perfectly. If you ever stepped away from your keyboard Sunshine, and agreed to meet me, one of the things you wouldn't be calling me is a tool.

My not following this thread is not contingent on whether or not I've forgotten that i posted in this thread. Even if i had remembered that i had posted, if i hadn't opened the thread in 24 hours and there were 100 posts (or whatever) made during that time that means i've not been following the thread.

Do. You. Understand?

[Imploding Turtle]

As for name calling, I'm not really into that. I understand what a keyboard warrior is and the definition of it. You fit it perfectly. If you ever stepped away from your keyboard Sunshine, and agreed to meet me, one of the things you wouldn't be calling me is a tool.

Actually, no. a keyboard warrior is someone who talks about how tough they are behind a keyboard. Watch how i ask one a question.

Why wouldn't I call you a tool?

[Dike Muff]

I’m glad someone else has taken up Beamish and Ringo’s baton. They were getting a bit tired.

[dsr]

Actually, no. a keyboard warrior is someone who talks about how tough they are behind a keyboard. Watch how i ask one a question.

Why wouldn't I call you a tool?

Because most people are more polite in person than they are on a message board. You, of course, may be the exception who is as unpleasant and unsociable in real life as you are on here.

[Imploding Turtle]

Because most people are more polite in person than they are on a message board. You, of course, may be the exception who is as unpleasant and unsociable in real life as you are on here.

If someone is being a tool towards me i'll call them a tool. I don't think that makes me unpleasant. Likewise if they're being consistently stupid i don't think it's beyond reason to call them stupid.

[dsr]

If someone is being a tool towards me i'll call them a tool. I don't think that makes me unpleasant. Likewise if they're being consistently stupid i don't think it's beyond reason to call them stupid.

[Imploding Turtle]

As an example of a time when i'd call someone a tool, or just generally be impolite, imagine someone out of nowhere just walks up to me and accuses me of "sulking for over 24 hours" about something and also calls me a "liar" based on nothing more than their own imagination - that's a fairly good example of a time when i'm going to be impolite to someone. Would i be being unreasonable? I don't think so. What do you think?

[RingoMcCartney]

As an example of a time when i'd call someone a tool, or just generally be impolite, imagine someone out of nowhere just walks up to me and accuses me of "sulking for over 24 hours" about something and also calls me a "liar" based on nothing more than their own imagination - that's a fairly good example of a time when i'm going to be impolite to someone. Would i be being unreasonable? I don't think so. What do you think?

[Chip Harrison]

As an example of a time when i'd call someone a tool, or just generally be impolite, imagine someone out of nowhere just walks up to me and accuses me of "sulking for over 24 hours" about something and also calls me a "liar" based on nothing more than their own imagination - that's a fairly good example of a time when i'm going to be impolite to someone. Would i be being unreasonable? I don't think so. What do you think?

No, I asked if you were lying. I didn't call you a liar. You then decided to put out a rambling statement about how you had forgotten you had posted previously...when your previous pots were actually the two posts preceding yours. None of that was my imagination.

Anyway, I can't imagine for the life of me why someone would be impolite to you.

[Imploding Turtle]

No, I asked if you were lying. I didn't call you a liar. You then decided to put out a rambling statement about how you had forgotten you had posted previously...when your previous pots were actually the two posts preceding yours. None of that was my imagination.

Anyway, I can't imagine for the life of me why someone would be impolite to you.

"But you has posted twice before you said you weren't following it. So you were lying?"


That's not a question. That's a statement based on the previous sentence made to look like a question.

And are you seriously using the two posts i made literally one minute prior to the post where i said i hadn't been following the thread? I'm pretty sure you said i'd "sulked" for 24 hours between posts because i didn't get a reply. Actually, i'm certain that's what you accused me of.

Would you like to acknowledge your mistake and apologise? I'll accept it in the form of Haiku.

Edit to clarify: When i had said i had forgotten posts, i was assuming you were correct in that i had posted 24 hours earlier. I hadn't. The reason i'd forgot those posts is was because they don't exist. As far as i can see I posted twice on Oct 2 at 9:46 and then again a minute later saying that i hadn't been following the thread. Those were my first three posts on this thread. Based on those three posts you made your dumb accusations.

[Imploding Turtle]

[Imploding Turtle]

Chip Harrison, the Telegraph have issued a correction. Will you?