Is it about time footballers updated their cliches ?

[bfcjg]

They really do need to modernise them to reflect their wealth and income.
Over the moon........Club class to Dubai; as in I was on Club class to Dubai when it went in.
Game of two halves......Porche needs an engine and wheels
110% effort......Do your own shopping
Cultured left foot.....That peg knows a decent champagne.
Anymore ?

[Lord Beamish]

High wage earnering mercenary - He's able to move house whenever the battery on the doorbell goes flat.

[bfcjg]

For a young man he reads the game so well.........knows what those moving things on his Rolex are for.