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Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by cutsy123 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:11 pm

Brilliant

https://youtu.be/VwpuGv85tyQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:16 pm

Even the f***ing pigeons laugh at me, f*** em
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by piston broke » Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:53 pm

By the time he’d strapped that sofa on I could have popped it on me head and walked it anywhere in Clit hero.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by tim_noone » Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:07 pm

Good old Alfie sound as a pound..that made me laugh!
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by bfcjg » Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:19 pm

Brilliant. Laughed out loud when his trailer was heavier than the bike and he fell off.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Flatline » Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:33 pm

piston broke wrote:By the time he’d strapped that sofa on I could have popped it on me head and walked it anywhere in Clit hero.
I'd rather have Alfie,thanks! :D
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Craigyp01 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:42 pm

'Tandem With A Traier'. Brilliant
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Juan Tanamera » Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:49 pm

That was funny as Ipswich's equaliser yesterday.
Wonderfully madcap. :lol:

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by ALP » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:03 pm

Brilliant, loved the bit where he said 'the only thing I left school with was a hard on' - proper laughed out loud; good lad Alfie
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by bfcjg » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:09 pm

Just glad it was in posh Clitheroe and not rough old Burnley.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by bobinho » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:22 pm

:lol: proper funny.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by crundale » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:23 pm

Laughed my socks off and woke the wife in the process!

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Cubanclaret » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:23 pm

Brilliant - Aaron Dunleavy’s films are class.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by claretdj » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:24 pm

Seems a top lad earning a genuine crust!

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by clitheroeclaret2 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:29 pm

Happened to be looking out front room window t`other day and a guy went round corner on a bike. With a full-size ladder on trailer behind him, Alfie!!

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by ontario claret » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:30 pm

He's a New York Yankees' fan. Don't make a hero out of him. He probably also supports Manure.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Steddyman » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:36 pm

That is one of the funniest things I have seen this year. What a top lad.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by IanMcL » Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:51 pm

'Alfie' was the boyfriend of Jimmy Clitheroe's sister, in the Corner of Kid!

Great video. Keep it up Alfie.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Claretlad » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:14 am

Good stuff,nice one Alfie

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by cutsy123 » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:49 am

They wanted me to learn french. I ant fuckin learnt english yet

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:40 am

Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Burnley Ace » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:49 am

Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
Playing up to the Northern Simpleton stereotype! All they need to do is give him a whippet and a cap and we would have a full house!! “Mr Gimshaw! Mr Grimshaw!”
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by cutsy123 » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:51 am

Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
its real pal

He runs his business in clitheroe.
https://www.facebook.com/AlfieJamesCooksonServices/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by burnmark » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:54 am

cutsy123 wrote:its real pal

He runs his business in clitheroe.
https://www.facebook.com/AlfieJamesCooksonServices/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
He definitely is. Asked my mate who lives in Clitheroe and he lives just round the corner from him.
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by HiroshimaClaret » Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:41 pm

LOVE IT

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Touchline » Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:07 pm

Top man. Some great lines

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:29 pm

Burnley Ace wrote:Playing up to the Northern Simpleton stereotype! All they need to do is give him a whippet and a cap and we would have a full house!! “Mr Gimshaw! Mr Grimshaw!”
If that means a 'northern simpleton stereotype' is hard working, independent, friendly, caring, overcoming challenges, not wanting to be a burdon on family or state, all traits this lad shows, then I'm all for it.
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by NottsClaret » Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:42 pm

Good to see the pie butty still in demand.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Jakubclaret » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:10 pm

Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
It's a satire Mockumentary.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Pimlico_Claret » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:39 pm

Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
Knew this lad when he was a toddler, parents too, it's 100 % genuine

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Burnley Ace » Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:14 pm

Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:If that means a 'northern simpleton stereotype' is hard working, independent, friendly, caring, overcoming challenges, not wanting to be a burdon on family or state, all traits this lad shows, then I'm all for it.
No it means it's potraying someone who, from the short film, seems to be a modern day Norman Wisdom - falling off his tandem, eating a pie sandwich, speaking his home spun philosophy- not in itself a bad thing (though you do wonder about PLI and WCL) but many people were suspicious it was a spoof film rather than a factual representation..

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by holdyourfire » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:46 pm

Burnley Ace wrote:No it means it's potraying someone who, from the short film, seems to be a modern day Norman Wisdom - falling off his tandem, eating a pie sandwich, speaking his home spun philosophy- not in itself a bad thing (though you do wonder about PLI and WCL) but many people were suspicious it was a spoof film rather than a factual representation..
spot on,absolutely brilliant.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by ontario claret » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:49 pm

You have to wonder about something where they get all of the camera angles just right. Like "Survivor", it's all staged.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Pimlico_Claret » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:56 pm

ontario claret wrote:You have to wonder about something where they get all of the camera angles just right. Like "Survivor", it's all staged.
The actual technicalities of the filming may well be staged, how unusual!!, but the character is totally genuine.

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by theroyaldyche » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:57 pm

what a legend!

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by Mayoclaret » Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:08 pm

Good lad him. Absolutely "cock on is that!"

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:37 am

Very funny

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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by tim_noone » Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:46 am

I have it on good authority that it's cutsy... Who used to post on here!
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe

Post by conyoviejo » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:17 pm

Everybody loves Alfie ..lol
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