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Claretitus

It’s like we’re playing with 9 men with JBL and Hannibal. Poor both of em.

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Just what is the point in selecting Henderson? He’s gonna be nowhere near the starting X1 in the World Cup Finals, staged in 3 hot countries. Just baffling.

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A nice filet steak, purchased yesterday from a fine butcher in Biggar in Lanarkshire, Scotland. Accompanied by, pepper sauce, baked potato, and asparagus.

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Solksjaer sacked as well.

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[quote=Shaggy post_id=2608039 time=<a href="tel:1756325031">1756325031</a> user_id=7125] If/when rangers lose to Celtic then Russell Martin is going to need security just to walk around. Don't think he's a cat in hells chance of being Rangers manager tomorrow nevermind the weekend [/quote] 5 down a...

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Attwell on VAR

You just KNOW, he’s gonna want to get involved.

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The 2 on the front row must be Mackems though.

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:o It was all going fine in the BL until the Ross Wallace insightful interview- I have no clue what he said. Not sure the system has improved in there or we could just hear it in a clearer way from other stands. 2nd half it also sounded like we had a drummer. This. Absolutely. No idea who Mr Shouty...

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He was excellent. This seasons CJER

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Fri Aug 22, 2025 3:27 pm
Willie’s pic is on the front cover of tomorrow’s programme and there will be a minute’s applause before the game.

Quite right too. Should be 2 minutes.

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Bordeauxclaret wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 20, 2025 1:58 pm
Sir Shebby Singh was a Global Advisor.

The best there ever was.

Absolutely. What a guy. HE’LL ALWAYS BE A CLARET!!!!!

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Not sure what you mean by trouble. If you are talking home & away fans then they all leave together at every other away ground. Again agreed, but for many many seasons, the stewards and cops have provided a “screen”, between Burnley fans leaving, up Harry Potts Way, and the away fans getting on the...

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 20, 2025 6:44 pm
Only by walking all the way round. I think beddie was suggesting being able to walk up Ormerod yard.

Agreed. But many will have walked all the way round. There’s a good chance of a lot of trouble.

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 20, 2025 6:38 pm
You won’t be able to use Belvedere Road beddie

The arrows on the departure show Belvedere Rd.

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Absolutely shambolic from the “ powers that be”. Shows they have no idea. Clueless.

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Woodleyclaret wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 18, 2025 8:52 am
United fans probably wish Tom started

Probably the best keeper at the club at the moment. Sorry state for United.

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Just imagine the Shadsworth knuckle draggers, foaming and frothing at the mouth, if they went down. Oh, please bring it on, - it would be even more pleasing IF it happened and we stayed up. They wouldn’t even get their 2 cup finals then.

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I don’t think even Everton are that daft.

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Quite right too. He’s been outstanding this season.

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We should get one. No, in fact 2 flags, with Zian waving his shirt like a corner flag, ON A FLAG.

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 05, 2025 5:44 pm
We've said it was an undisclosed fee, that's the same as we got for James Trafford.

Same as we get for everyone else! Always Secret Squirrel is the fees for most of our transfer business.

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Very nice gesture from Sunderland. Well done!

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[quote=Claretitus post_id=2592713 time=<a href="tel:1754411174">1754411174</a> user_id=1205] I’m in Bob Lord. Mine arrived in Preston today. But unfortunately you're in Manchester? [/quote] Ha ha no. For my sins, I’m in the land of the Knobbers. I must admit, for whatever reason, I always seem to g...

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I’m in Bob Lord. Mine arrived in Preston today.

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Another down.

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The Jerk

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Who on Earth recruits for Manure? Anthony bought for silly money and loaned. Ditto Sanco.Rashford loaned out despite bring one of their better players as is Garnacho. Not only that- who tells em to get rid of players? McTominay was consistently their best player whilst there, maybe Fernandes apart....

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Fabulous player. I first became aware of him when he was in Germany, before Poch signed him for Spurs. Had a very very good Premier League career. Good luck to him.

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burnmark wrote: ↑
Sun Aug 03, 2025 11:10 am
Straight into the Friendly Football Club’s starting line up for today’s game against Bolton.

Hope it’s a draw. Don’t want either of those 2 clubs getting 3 points.

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No issues with DD payments leaving my account, but no new season card as yet.

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Martholme Grange. Grab a Granny on a Thursday night. Me and a mate always sat by ladies toilets. Never failed!! Happy days.

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In a word, - NO.

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Classic.

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martin_p wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 25, 2025 9:36 pm
[quote=Pearcey post_id=2585868 time=<a href="tel:1753473549">1753473549</a> user_id=964]
David Beckham’s free kick against Greece. Incredible!

I was at that one too.
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Me too. At the end where it went in. Absolute chaos. Remember it like it was yesterday.

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wilks_bfc wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 24, 2025 4:10 pm
Osmajic defence will make the case that there is a possibility that Hannibal may have misheard him saying the word “bad” as “black”

If you were a betting man, would you put money on him saying “bad”? I know I wouldn’t.

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NewClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 19, 2025 8:26 pm
I expect Wrexham will be aiming higher than Bamford.

And so they should as should we. He’s crap. The Turds

or Knob End would be perfect fits.

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Toby Carvery do an excellent all you can eat breakfast. You pay at the bar, and get a knife n fork, ( plus a mug, if you order coffee ), then off you go n fill yer boots! The bacon is always well cooked, nice butchers sausage ( not them cereal filled ones ), choice of eggs, the lot. They even do bre...

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At least it’s not Barnsley/Burnley.

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All the money that’s been chucked at this lot, with the infrastructure at St George’s Park, etc. and this is it? Pathetic. Heads need to roll. Embarrassing.

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Phenomenal Ryder Cup Record. Up with the best.

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I remember getting a Wyn Davies sticker for my Shoot! album, then seeing him on the telly, and thinking - “ he’s a good player”. Always looked out for him. RIP Wyn.

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Brilliant from Ashley that.

“YOU’LL ALWAYS BE A CLARET”!!!

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Already done: Krakow in March
Menorca in June

Still to come: Ibiza in August
Tenerife in November

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And “ Burnley’s’ “ top cricket team go marching on. Who is gonna stop ‘em?

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ŽižkovClaret wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 09, 2025 4:17 pm
One Drinkwater was quite enough

Absolutely. “ The Yaaaarkshire Pirlo “ ? Don’t make me laugh. Another overrated Prima Donna.

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Plus, of course, the Government rake in VAT at 20% on all garage repairs. So, you have to reason, by NOT repairing potholes, they’re making even more money. Of course the VAT income just goes into the big pot, along with VED, that never gets spent on the roads.

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Glad I wasn’t stood behind him. Wouldn’t have seen much behind “fatty”. Was he munching on chicken all afternoon?

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gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 05, 2025 12:23 pm
Kyle Walker.

All day long.

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Was in Orlando in 2019, and we got on the Disney bus at our hotel. As I climbed aboard, the first fella I saw at the front, sitting with his young son, and they were both adorned in Burnley shirts.”Up the Clarets”! I shouted, and got a dig in the ribs from my Mrs.

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Apart from SP and the coaches, will anyone be aware he’s no longer around? Talk about stealing a wage.

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