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Cooclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 12, 2025 8:32 pm
We’ve just got a second Eufy C20, the first one is amazing, so we’ve got another for upstairs.

Anyone else got one?

What are you going to get for the stairs?

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I travel to Spain a d sometimes collect or drop people off at Alicante, Murcia or Málaga airport. All 3 of these give 10 minutes free parking that you can use as often as you want.
If you need longer and have to pay, then the fees are pence, or actually cents

#RIPOFFBRITAIN

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Saw Lee Mack doing a gig in Harrogate a couple of years ago. A heckler shouted out 'which football team do you support?' And he replied ,'Er, Arsenal, er Blackburn, I'm not really bothered!'. A very witty guy with the most interesting fact about him being that he used to be Red Rum's stable boy in ...

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 08, 2025 8:19 pm
He is and mentions it far too often

Why does he??
If any celebrity mentions that they are Burnley fans we are all for it.
I have hardly ever heard Lee Mack mentioning Blackburn and I don't think he is a massive football fan

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He's done enough grovelling and arse licking to evil bastards like Gates, Charles and Co to merit it. Whatever they want him to say on vaccines or climate change etc. he is always willing to be a mouthpiece to influence the masses. This is reward. He's always craved it, the narcissistic piece of **...

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Yeah, well done Palace

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ClaretTony wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 27, 2025 8:47 pm
QPR v Burnley report

See link
https://www.uptheclarets.com/a-perfect- ... ecial-week

Great report as usual Tony

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You post on here 10 times a day and ask if I'm lonely?

You slagged Parker off to Billyo, now he's the Messiah!

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Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 27, 2025 8:38 pm
brilliant stuff, that's two lads this week I've heard say Parker is the best manager they've played for.

Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
exactly what you said. The football is the worst I've seen us play for a long while. I'm not seeing anything of an improvement, I know what I'd do.

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Vegas Claret wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:10 pm
exactly what you said. The football is the worst I've seen us play for a long while. I'm not seeing anything of an improvement, I know what I'd do.

What would you have done?

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Could you not sort out online banking?
Get people to pay when they book, just like they would on any other travel service.
I'd happily pay upfront

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Deep in the castle and back from the wars Back with my baby and the fire burned tall "Hoorah!" went the men down below All outside was the rain and snow Hear their shouts, hear their roars They've probably all had a barrel or much, much more Hoorah, hoorah, hoorah, yeah Over the hill with the sword...

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Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 24, 2025 8:57 pm
It has no connection with the club but I reckon 20,000 Clarets singing George Harrisons My Sweet Lord just before kick off would be quite a rousing start to the game.

Why?

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Tribesmen wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 23, 2025 8:20 pm
If you want to look at it another way , we picked up one point with two games with Sunderland .

Wow!
And we smashed records left, right and centre, but you pick up on a slight negative

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taio wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 14, 2025 6:17 pm
Patience is a virtue.

Patience is a virtue but I don't have the time.
David Byrne

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Fretters wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 12, 2025 10:05 am
Pace etc sit in there so I doubt that. Probably just on its way out like everywhere else. Apparently the cost to replace it all is extortionate. It does need doing though, surely it's a health and safety regulation to have a fully working and clear tannoy system?

WOW@

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HahaYeah wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 13, 2025 9:23 pm
He's not a great dresser but a big improvement on the last guy with his Euro - Miami Vice look.

Clarets Madders criticising Parkers dress sense

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karatekid wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 11, 2025 6:30 pm
Didn’t SD keep missing out on manager of the month despite the fact we kept winning? When he finally got it we lost, or something like that.

Sean Dyche won it in September 2013 then not only didn't lose, but won the following month's award!

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Herts Clarets wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 04, 2025 6:29 am
So who is this? FB_IMG_1743744453183.jpg

I like his "Bring On The B@st@rds" logo

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Long way to go yet. If they smash a few past Luton, which they should, tails will be up again and they’ll go in a run. I’m just glad they’ve conceded a 7pt lead and the run in is all to play for. As Parker keeps saying, we just need to look after ourselves and forget what Leeds and Sheffield are do...

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strayclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 29, 2025 8:05 pm
I must admit I thought they had won until I heard a roar coming out of the Park View, what a wonderful start to the weekend

I was in View when Sky showed Swansea equalising, I don't think the cheer would have been as loud if Burnley had scored!

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Not sure how to put a GIF on here, but if I did it would involve tumbleweed

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We must appear relentless to Leeds and Sheffield United. Which must be causing legs to wobble. 25 unbeaten. 11 conceded in 38. 3 conceded after half time in 38. 0 or 1 conceded in every game. They must both feel we are constantly coming at them and waiting for them to crack. Great stats. And most p...

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Is Bonnie Blue starring in it?

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This isn't rocket science. Look at away ends, they're just as loud as they were. Why? Because it's predominantly groups of men that have travelled and had several pints. In Europe you have flares and flags etc, but also...beer is readily available and allowed on the concourse/in the stands. Im not ...

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Goalkeeper wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 17, 2025 8:02 am
Sounds good, but no serious breakfast aficionado would hold any truck with tinned tomatoes. Completely overwhelms the whole plate.
Another shout here for towneley garden centre.

I'm not keen on beans, so plum tomatoes it is. Great for mopping up with a slice of toast at the end

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Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 16, 2025 4:41 pm
Surely thats over 40 items did you not count the number of Sauted Potatoes and Tomatoes

I had to count the fungi...
Me and my mate had a Mushroom Off

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We went to JJ's yesterday before settling off to Preston and it was decent.
7 items for £7.95.
Bacon, sausage, plum tomatoes, saute potatoes, poached egg, black pudding and 28 mushrooms!!!
Pot of Yorkshire Tea £2.00.
Bargain.

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Goliath wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 14, 2025 7:23 pm
Does 3 minutes count as an episode?
I was hoping it'd go into a bit more depth about what he did when he was here during the week, presumably there was a lot of meetings etc

Does everyone on this message board always look for a negative perspective?

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Pikehillclaret wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 05, 2025 11:24 am
One of the staff members told me that only 11900 attended the game last night , so 6k no shows

So, by that reckoning, another 10,044 people could have fit on Turf!

I know numbers were down last night, but it certainly wasn`t practically half empty (Or Full

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Woodleyclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 24, 2024 8:16 pm
A nightmare airport for car hire
Fly to Gibraltar and hire a car it's so much easier

Why is that?
I've hired cars loads of times at Malaga.
Use a company called Zest in UK and take out my own excess insurance.
Never had a problem

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Any space for 3 on the list / reserve list from Burnley now that people are dropping out?

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Tinribs wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 10, 2024 1:25 pm
After reading the problems about buying the tickets on here yesterday I feared the worst,but was in Q for maybe 2 minutes once 10 o’clock came around and then bought 2 tickets without any problems.
Very efficient and easy to use system in my view

"Great save Tinribs!"

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Leon_C wrote: ↑
Sun Dec 01, 2024 9:20 pm
We've just started watching "The English Game" on Netflix, which has probably been referenced in the 13 pages of comments already. Looks good, after the first episode.

I can't believe that series is from 2020!
I'd have said 2 years ago if you'd asked me

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He looks off his tits!

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Spike wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 25, 2024 2:44 pm
Wetherspoons have a different carpet in every pub.
If you want that Wetherspoons feeling have a different carpet in every room

I can't fathom if that is a joke or not?

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AGENT_CLARET wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 06, 2024 11:01 am
Is the 10% right across all the ales

The guy's trying to open a new business and you want 40p per pint off him.
Do you want to borrow a tenner till you get straight?

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According to BBC weather presenters, national and local, we are having fine but foggy weather. But it's rained non stop all day and most of yesterday. Maybe we have our own snall permanent cloud over this part of east lancashire. Are / You having a laugh? We normally have rain this time of year and...

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AGENT_CLARET wrote: ↑
Fri Nov 01, 2024 9:11 am
I was going to book ELO ticket's this morning but there priced at £80 upto just over £160 each, no thank you

Did you not want to see Jeff on his "last" tour?

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GetIntoEm wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 26, 2024 6:33 pm
I boo'd because they only had black coffee left at half time

You're milking it now....

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How long before they reveal Bender Bee?

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PremierLeagueClass wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 08, 2024 5:43 pm
Are back! Thank god. And we think our off season drags…

Could you be any more American?

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She wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 06, 2024 11:10 am
It had a Spigen armour case on it the crack is it the top corner so looks like it fell on its edge, case protection and toughened Gorilla Glass both failed me I'm distraught

Your screen should be covered under normal circumstances by Spigen (that's what you pay for)
Contact them

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Papabendi wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 06, 2024 11:56 am
Looked a very useful player (on loan from Villa) for PNE yesterday. Looked to out pace Koleosho at one stage.

He was absolute dogger and rose from the dead more than Lazarus!
We should send him a 1 metre square piece of Turf to remind of how much time he spent on there!

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dvalley69 wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 01, 2024 10:18 pm
It's a **** poor league. A good half will be enough most of the time.

P**s poor league?
I'd take this league all day long over the Premier League.
Far more competitive
No VAR
Anybody can beat Anybody.
Hardly any teams playing just to survive.
More 3pm KOs

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What happened to 10 men went to Sh1t?

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Still prefer him on the left but he's absolutely crucial for us on either side. As much defensively as offensively, look how hard he worked to try and rectify his 1st minute error. It's rare to find a winger like him who's as diligent in his defensive work as he is. We need to be careful with him a...

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Stayingup wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 15, 2024 9:48 pm
Special is this young man.

Thanks for that, Yoda

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