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Just checking, is anyone still making their way out the ground?

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Saves paying pet cremation fees at least

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I just put that into chat gpt to work it out.

It replied: There's more chance of Brownhill re-signing for Burnley

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Sports investment firm ALK Capital is looking to raise around £150 million ($200 million) for its multi-club strategy, according to people familiar with the matter. ALK Capital, the controlling shareholder of newly promoted English Premier League team Burnley FC, has held initial discussions with po...

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As a legal e-bike rider can I point out that the scrotes bombing about on the roads are actually riding e-motorbikes. Sur-ron bikes with a throttle on the handlebars. E-bikes you have to pedal. And yes it winds me up, the press say e-bikes all the time. We often see groups of off road scrambler moto...

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Willys Wonderland.

One of Nicholas Cages better films as he doesnt say a single word throughout.

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The way that f#@%ker on the left in the glasses drives he will be injured in a car crash before we even get to see him play.

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Steddyman wrote: ↑
Sat Aug 10, 2024 11:58 am
He was in Gawthorpe this week. If he hasn't gone by Monday, we should play him. He would be top at this level, the new Ashley.

Just spotted him in Crow Wood restaurant having.a meal and colouring something in with some crayons.

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Sheff utd away

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burnmark wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 13, 2024 11:59 am
I had this on VHS from the club shop.

Shows how much has changed in a fairly relatively short time at the club.

Is it available on Blu-ray now?

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I recall reading an article on this where someones phone was stolen and they took the sim card out, inserted into their own phone to bypass the stolen phone biometrics and then accessing banking apps. They said the best approach was to lock your sim card. What this does is, if the sim card is put in...

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Watched the second half only and within 15 minutes I was marvelling at the range of passes Muric was putting out. Both to our wings and stright down the middle. Yes there was a blip at the end but I do wonder if both him and Cullen in the team was the reason why we looked better IMO. Not saying Traf...

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Frozen Mozarella sticks - 8 mins. Perfect!

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Half time last week, JHU. Complete shambles. One of the first in the queue, I wanted 2 drinks and a couple of twixes (yes, I know, feeling flush!) was told there were no twixes and the server pointed to the rack/shelf for choc bars whe I h was empty apart from a single double decker and 2 milk choc...

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I'd be interested if not

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I dont think the problem is VK but more the player policy the club seem to have implemented. Instead of keep the core, get a few newbies in and try to stay promoted (normal method), the model is obviously lets buy a load of potential to maximise future profits and make a quick buck. (Players were re...

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Will need a few bottles of AJAX to clean that mess up.

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Massengo done deal according to BBC

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Is it that hard to negotiate wages in 2 years? Just match what your highest paid player is on - done!

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Gumshields....top & bottom set?

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Its a hive of activity today. Has the Council realised its match day???

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But at the Turf end its almost finished and looks fantastic

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So when we are away at a team also using this, we need to find and cover their cameras somehow?

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Hole punch in the corner stops it from being contactless as it breaks the wire inside the card.
Chip & Pin still works

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Portable contactless card readers - they get you when its crowded say on a train and hold it near your pocket hoping you have a contactless card.

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Thanks Bosscat. Yep done those, no joy. Sorted for now but if anyone does actually know a place I can keep the number handy

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Sorry but rang all of google.
Anyone know a motorbike breakdown company in Burnley area?

So far they all just do cars....

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Seems to be flogging watches on my Facebook feed

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Nonayforever wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 06, 2023 10:19 pm
Tow it up Thursden valley and set fire to it.

I was thinking loads of Burnley fc stickers and leave it in Bastards Car Park

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You haven’t given make & model. Do you have a flat battery? Not being a dick, just asking. Oops its a Renault Clio 63 plate. Have changed batteries in both cards, and they had no stickers on them. :D Spoke to a key replacememt guy who suggested shoving a knife in the slot with the card to help with...

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So, today my keycard stopped being recognosed by the car. Unlocked the car, with the card, no problem. Stick it in the slot.....no joy (wife says similar some days!!). So, gets the spare out thats never been used and...same issue. Changed the batteries in both and both lock, unlock the car but the c...

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Bar/post then bounce in off the back of the goalies head. Classic every time

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Do you use PPC?
Seems alot, unless you do 50k a month turnover

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Shopify do an epos system linked to a website. Handles all stock control etc and can run on a tablet.

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ebby wrote: ↑
Thu Jun 01, 2023 3:20 pm
Britain less than 300. Even Egypt has more.

If one fat old West Ham fan can keep 30 lads from storming up a flight of stairs, the UK doesn't need 300 helicopters

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Theres a place in Bacup, Valley Denture Clinic makes and fits dentures on site. Good prices and does the Suction Dentures (no need for glue).
Www.valleydentureclinic.co.uk

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Taking a selfie using your other hand makes a massive difference.

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The 3pm blackout was designed to protect the crowd attendances of all the lower league matches.

No-one's playing today.

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I believe there will be significant upgrades to the matchday hospitality side of things this summer. Along the lines of touchscreen pre-ordering of half time food and drink.

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Just spotted this - ends in 2 hrs and apologies if someone on here has made a bid

https://www.johnpyeauctions.co.uk/Event ... -AVAILABLE

Cant see where any signatures are mind......

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No-one likes us,
No-one likes us,
No-one likes us,
We don't care.

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Afraid to say Cornet either doesn't know or cba to defend which is leaving Taylor exposed.
Did the same when he got subbed off at half time last time.
Need to play 4 4 1 1 imo with Cornet on the pitch.

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To the tune that's amore.

If the balls in your net,
Then you probably met
Maxwell Cornet

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Noticed on AP twitter account he mentions a AIScout app launching soon for scouting new players as well as PlayerLens (amateur to prem league scouting tool). Seems this is one of the new markets they wanted to enter and they needed a club to use that proves the model works. Could be good for the clu...

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Theres quite a few Clarets live in weir. I do but can't get to any games this year.

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Been toying with this watercolour print for a while now.

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Eagles Crag Brewery in Todmorden do some nice ones. They have one in the Kettledrum but I can't remember what its called.
Eagle has Landed and the Golden Eagle are my favourites

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