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My go to’s are always Pratchett or Wodehouse.

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Proper Michael Duff vibes on that Bronze pen!

Don’t look at the keeper- just leather it down the middle as hard as chuffing possible!

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NottsClaret wrote: ↑
Thu Jun 19, 2025 5:41 pm
Nice colours for all fans of the four colour lithographic printing process out there.

CYMKaaaay!

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This is incorrect. If an accidental handball immediately leads to a teammate scoring a goal the goal counts. It is only disallowed if the handball is intentional, or if the goalscorer scores with their hand, or handballs (accidentally or deliberately) immediately before scoring. I thought it was ju...

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I thought it was a blatant handball by any rule. He's intentionally handballed it, I don't understand the argument. Sorry think I misunderstood you there! Are you saying you think that Colwill intentionally handballed it? I can see from one angle why the ref might have thought that but from the oth...

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I thought it was a blatant handball by any rule. He's intentionally handballed it, I don't understand the argument. No, not when it results in a goal. It’s when it’s a team defending that it’s not handball in the box if it’s accidental/unavoidable. That was their justification for why the Koscielny...

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The madness of it all is that we would have never needed the new chuffing law in the first place if we’d have had a decent ref that day against Arsenal! If he’d have disallowed that goal, no one would have batted an eyelid and it would have been forgotten about by Monday.

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Didn’t see the Wales game, although sounded like a belter. Clearly this wasn’t a deliberate handball so I’ve got no idea what the ref was thinking, and she shouldn’t have been sent to the monitor by the VAR. The new law that was brought in as a result of the Koscielny debacle against us says- It is...

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Read The Ministry of Time- Kaliane Bradley over Christmas and really enjoyed it.
I’m quite into science-fiction but don’t be put off if you’re not- it’s not too heavy on the sci-fi, very readable and interesting historically-wise.
It reminded me a bit of the tv show Ghosts if anyone’s a fan of that.

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I mean, in the immediate aftermath of Southport, people flooded social media with reports of the perpetrator being of a certain religion, with a certain skin colour and that he was known to the authorities. The authorities were then quick to quash those rumours and published information of their ow...

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Thought the Whittaker/Chibnall series were fairly dumbed down, the writing was so poor- far too much exposition, not enough show don’t tell.
These ones have been a lot better though.

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I’ve quite enjoyed this series- the writing is a whole lot better than the Whittaker years. I’ll be quite glad if Disney do pull out because I think its main problem has been the shortened episode and series length. Every episode’s ending has felt rushed and they’re having to cram in references to t...

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First Promotion season under Dyche was my favourite season ever Dyche did more for this club than any other manager However I think he’s a bit of a pillock Chelsea away league cup is my favourite ever game Coyle broke my heart I also think he’s a pillock Never warmed to Kompany but can’t argue with ...

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I think I could have understood the booing more if he was their superstar player who was first name on the team sheet and winning games for them single-handedly but he’s been in and out of the team this season and getting grief off fans. Probably thinks sod it, if I’m never going to be Slot’s type o...

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What I can never get with this argument is that even if you gave the attacker half a yard extra (which as an ex defender I don’t agree with anyway!) they would still need to draw a line somewhere so they would be in the same position of it being a millimetre within half a yard or not. So you all you...

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Soft as all hell but put both hands on a player’s back in Europe and 9 times out of 10 it’ll be given as a foul.

No sympathy anyway, still not over then the pen given for tark’s ‘push’ on Ramsey, that was even less of a foul!

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Living in Yorkshire it’s more important to me to prevent the local news circle jerk and local knuckle-draggers slurring ‘Leeds Leeds Leeds’ ****** up in the street from next Saturday ad infinitum. Rovers aren’t going to do naff all in the playoffs anyway and will be amusing to see their principals f...

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I would have preferred our fans and definitely the players to be more gracious in victory, hard to watch and enjoy some of the more provocative celebrations. Parker has class, maybe he'll reflect back and have a word with his young team at some point. I guess "shit-housery" is more acceptable these...

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chekhov wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 21, 2025 7:29 pm
Don’t really want to watch Leeds celebrating to be honest.

Surprised sky managed to remember we were up as well!

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He’s in your heads!
In your heaaaads!
Hannibal
Hannibal
Hannibal-bal-bal!

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Loving the Hannibal song, looks like he does too! UTC!

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Kgun5 wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:08 pm
Not sure about that call on Hannibal.

Edit: Upon a second look, it was just about a foul.

I mean it probably was a foul but he wasn’t going to give it till he saw we might be through on goal! Shocking refereeing

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Oh give over referee! You can’t just decide it’s a foul because we’re away on goal!

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Well done sky!! Been saying that’s gonna happen sooner or later!

Trafford WOW!

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Gonna get nasty this unless the ref starts to get a grip.

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Bit concerning that Edwards still seems a bit off it, just thought it was teams getting wise to him and sticking 2 players on him, but does seem a bit off form.
Saying that just put a cracking ball in!

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karatekid wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 18, 2025 3:24 pm
Weren’t Watford supposed to roll over and have their tummies tickled?

Never really works like that does it? Makes me laugh people trying to predict results at this stage of the season. It’s always a lottery with freak results thrown up by teams with nothing to play for.

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The whole Maatsen thing was plain weird as well. He wasn’t their player, his loan had finished and it was entirely up to Chelsea who they loaned him to next.
Why that meant they were so angry at us and him was hard to fathom!

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I’m mean they are right- the referee/officials were rubbish but how they thought that had a bearing on the result other than giving them an offside goal is beyond me!

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Burnley Ace wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 05, 2025 2:13 pm
Hannibal was right, he just dived in front of him.

Yes but should realise with his reputation as soon as you approach an official like that he’s gonna get booked.

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northeastclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 05, 2025 1:29 pm
Looking at the replay again for their goal Roberts could have been sent off and penalty for his save with his arm . Saying that they would have missed that like they did with the offside

Thought the rule now was if you’ve put your arm down to break your fall and it hits it it’s no pen.

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jojomk1 wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 05, 2025 1:23 pm
It may be just me, but have seen very little from Foster

What other than the lovely flick for our goal?
Know what you mean though, think we need to get Edwards more involved he should get more room today with them being more attacking than most teams we play.

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sjb wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 05, 2025 10:28 am
Could I kindly ask if you are going to post about women's football that you start a new thread clearly indicating the subject? That way I don't have to read about something in which I have absolutely no interest. Thank you.

Ooh you’re hard!

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Kitchen living up to expectations..
Hamer not even booked for worse than what CJ got sent off for!

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5Live reporter saying they should have had a penalty for handball. No mention on here so I'm guessing not? One of those ones that were being given regularly a few seasons ago but seems like sense has prevailed now these days. Fired at him from a fairly short distance and his arm was not in an unnat...

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I thought the new law was that you couldn’t score with a handball or directly set it up with a handball ie the touch before the shot on goal, whether it was intentional or not. So being that Anthony passed it after the handball then the shot was taken I think the law was applied correctly. I agree w...

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Evans on for Osmajic sums Heckingbottom up.
As for PNE singing ‘are you watching Hannibal’
No words…

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Absolutely disgraceful set of circumstances that the lad who’s been racially abused who would be perfect for a game like this has been left out presumably for his own good and the sh!t that did it plays and then behaves like that.
Shows the gulf in class between Parker and Heckingbottom.

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Putting the whole tresor issue to one side, I’ve always found it weird which players we decide to sing about and which ones we don’t. Find it a bit cringey that the main song sung to celebrate last night was about a player that has only just signed, who no-ones’s sure is actually still any good yet,...

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We've been very inconsistent this season, probably not since Stan 2001-03 years have been have we gone from sublime to despair, game from game. 2nd half tonight has been another team in another league to the PNE game last week, it's been superb to watch and fantastic confidence for the lads going f...

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If we are to view how bong interpreted JR alleged remarks it's also wise to consider how HM interpreted MO alleged remarks. Assuming it was all in English it's easier for 2 people to be more mistaken when it's not their mother tongue than somebody english & somebody from Cameroon. I think the issue...

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I’ll repeat what I said on the thread that got deleted I know we’re biased in that a lot of us knew it was totally out of character for jay but I always thought his version of events was totally plausible- someone shouting in your face and responding with ‘your breath effing stinks’- not big or clev...

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How the hell frokjaer didn’t end up booked in that game only he will know!

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Got a touch but I couldn’t figure out if it was before or after the contact off those angles and also going studs up into someone’s ankle is a foul anywhere else on the pitch 9 times out of 10 even if you get a slight touch on the ball.

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Can’t make my mind up, you can guarantee though if it’d been given any neutral pundit would be agreeing with the ref.

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TsarBomba wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 15, 2025 2:31 pm
If he’s said something racist, why is he still on the pitch?

In fairness to the ref (who was absolutely shocking!) if he hasn’t heard it there’s nowt he can do other than put it in his report.
Hopefully there’s footage and he’ll get a lengthy ban.

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Shocking ref, shocking pitch, shocking finishing.

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Is this ref for real?? What does he have to do to get booked?!

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Put a name on it!

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I’d take Hannibal off, shouldn’t have to obviously but if he has been racially abused his emotions are gonna be all over the place and we know how short his fuse is at the best of times.
Especially seeing as we have brownhill back.

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