Bit of a d*ck...

[tarkys_ears]

Wtf is the world coming to?

Lazios falconer has been fired immediately for posting pictures of his brand new prostetic "member".



Literally, just when you think you've seen it all...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0dp1r73e4o

[ISpeds00]

Who reads this ****

[Clovius Boofus]

Who reads this ****

Not me. Sounds like a hard read.

[BurnleyFC]

They don’t want to be associated with this chap’s fake pecker.

They’re happy enough to be associated with their moronic ‘ultra’ fans, though.

[bpgburn]

It was never going to have a happy ending...

[Bosscat]

He's recorded a version of CW McCalls "Convoy"

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sake's alive, looks like we got us a convoy

[Vegas Claret]

bugger, I thought someone had finally started a thread about me

[Robbie_painter]

He's recorded a version of CW McCalls "Convoy"

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sake's alive, looks like we got us a convoy

You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???

[distortiondave]

Before today my internet search for 'prosthetic italian fascist penis' has been pretty much nil, but now I kinda want to do it.

[Bosscat]

You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???

Its called cut and paste ... no trouble at all altering one word

[Muric Leggings]

You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???

The forums unfunniest man.

[dougcollins]

So the Eagle is unemployed now then?

[dvalley69]

So the Eagle is unemployed now then?

Gonna join his cousin in London. Italians love London!

[bfcjg]

In football terms, we all have our different Knobby Styles.

[tarkys_ears]

The forums unfunniest man.

You seem to have a HARD-ON for him!

[what_no_pies]

So essentially they saw fit to disregard his racist tendencies but subsequently sacked him for trying to raise awareness of a medical quirk.

[bobinho]

For one minute, I thought the Tyson fury thread had been renamed….

[bfcjg]

So essentially they saw fit to disregard his racist tendencies but subsequently sacked him for trying to raise awareness of a medical quirk.

Is " the raise awareness " a deliberate inclusion ?

[Tricky Trevor]

So have I got this right? He didn’t get sacked for posting a photo of his cock but for a photo of a rubber/plastic cock. The world has truly gone mad.

[JohnMac]

So have I got this right? He didn’t get sacked for posting a photo of his cock but for a photo of a rubber/plastic cock. The world has truly gone mad.

It's a combination cock...

[dvalley69]

another cock-up by Lazio!

[Cheshireclaret]

Reading the last bit of that article, I think the irony is that the owner of this prosthetic member, is a fair old member himself! A total gland.

[JR1882]

It’s all very Lazio that chanting for Mussolini (and endorsing Franco) only got him a slap on the wrist but posting his cock on his Insta got him dismissed.

Definitely a bit of a lunatic though, previously flew his Eagle at Benfica but was sacked after demanding a cut of all merchandise with an eagle on it (it’s on their badge). Don’t ask don’t get I guess.