Bit of a d*ck...

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Bit of a d*ck...

Post by tarkys_ears » Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:57 pm

Wtf is the world coming to?

Lazios falconer has been fired immediately for posting pictures of his brand new prostetic "member".

:D :D :D

Literally, just when you think you've seen it all...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0dp1r73e4o

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by ISpeds00 » Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:59 pm

Who reads this ****
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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by Clovius Boofus » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:01 pm

ISpeds00 wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:59 pm
Who reads this ****
Not me. Sounds like a hard read.

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by BurnleyFC » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:07 pm

They don’t want to be associated with this chap’s fake pecker.

They’re happy enough to be associated with their moronic ‘ultra’ fans, though.

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by bpgburn » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:13 pm

It was never going to have a happy ending...
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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by Bosscat » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:17 pm

He's recorded a version of CW McCalls "Convoy"

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sake's alive, looks like we got us a convoy
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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by Vegas Claret » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:21 pm

bugger, I thought someone had finally started a thread about me

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by Robbie_painter » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:32 pm

Bosscat wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:17 pm
He's recorded a version of CW McCalls "Convoy"

Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sake's alive, looks like we got us a convoy
You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by distortiondave » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:45 pm

Before today my internet search for 'prosthetic italian fascist penis' has been pretty much nil, but now I kinda want to do it.
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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by Bosscat » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:47 pm

Robbie_painter wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:32 pm
You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???
Its called cut and paste ... no trouble at all altering one word 🤣

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by Muric Leggings » Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:51 pm

Robbie_painter wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:32 pm
You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???
The forums unfunniest man.

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by dougcollins » Tue Jan 14, 2025 9:35 pm

So the Eagle is unemployed now then?

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by dvalley69 » Tue Jan 14, 2025 9:46 pm

dougcollins wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2025 9:35 pm
So the Eagle is unemployed now then?
Gonna join his cousin in London. Italians love London!

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by bfcjg » Tue Jan 14, 2025 10:44 pm

In football terms, we all have our different Knobby Styles.

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by tarkys_ears » Tue Jan 14, 2025 11:52 pm

Muric Leggings wrote:
Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:51 pm
The forums unfunniest man.
You seem to have a HARD-ON for him!
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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by what_no_pies » Wed Jan 15, 2025 12:16 am

So essentially they saw fit to disregard his racist tendencies but subsequently sacked him for trying to raise awareness of a medical quirk.

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by bobinho » Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:12 am

For one minute, I thought the Tyson fury thread had been renamed….

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by bfcjg » Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:29 am

what_no_pies wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2025 12:16 am
So essentially they saw fit to disregard his racist tendencies but subsequently sacked him for trying to raise awareness of a medical quirk.
Is " the raise awareness " a deliberate inclusion ? 😁
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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by Tricky Trevor » Wed Jan 15, 2025 9:59 am

So have I got this right? He didn’t get sacked for posting a photo of his cock but for a photo of a rubber/plastic cock. The world has truly gone mad.

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by JohnMac » Wed Jan 15, 2025 11:54 am

Tricky Trevor wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2025 9:59 am
So have I got this right? He didn’t get sacked for posting a photo of his cock but for a photo of a rubber/plastic cock. The world has truly gone mad.
It's a combination cock...

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by dvalley69 » Wed Jan 15, 2025 4:16 pm

another cock-up by Lazio!

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by Cheshireclaret » Thu Jan 16, 2025 1:06 pm

Reading the last bit of that article, I think the irony is that the owner of this prosthetic member, is a fair old member himself! A total gland.

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Re: Bit of a d*ck...

Post by JR1882 » Thu Jan 16, 2025 5:03 pm

It’s all very Lazio that chanting for Mussolini (and endorsing Franco) only got him a slap on the wrist but posting his cock on his Insta got him dismissed.

Definitely a bit of a lunatic though, previously flew his Eagle at Benfica but was sacked after demanding a cut of all merchandise with an eagle on it (it’s on their badge). Don’t ask don’t get I guess.

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