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Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:09 am
by CoolClaret
… throwing himself into all things Burnley! Seems genuinely over the moon to be here which is marvellous.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CwxW6vno3ys ... M1YmI2Ng==
Makes a nice change from training at Gawthorpe and heading straight for MCR/Cheshire
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:11 am
by Devils_Advocate
As long as he doesn't run around like a headless chicken and upset you Im sure he'll do just fine
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:22 am
by CoolClaret
Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:11 am
As long as he doesn't run around like a headless chicken and upset you Im sure he'll do just fine
Yawn
* just to add, was meant to attach another photo to the OP but the upload kept failing.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 1:28 am
by Swizzlestick
Was at the Singing Ringing Tree early Friday morning too. Seems a real character.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 1:41 am
by Rowls
Good to see he’s enjoying being in the area.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
by Hipper
What have we signed?

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Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:50 am
by jdrobbo
Hipper wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?
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Hopefully the answer to our midfield conundrum!!
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:01 am
by RVclaret
jdrobbo wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:50 am
Hopefully the answer to our midfield conundrum!!
Saw this data wheel on him from last season and what stuck out was being in the top 2% in the entire league when it comes to defensive duel success.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:14 am
by jdrobbo
Great graphic!
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 10:04 am
by Carwin261
Posted it before but this guy is a little pocket dynamo not very big in stature ,could be a cross between Brian O’Neil ,and John Deary.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 10:10 am
by Carwin261
Hipper wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?
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A character.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:40 pm
by IanMcL
Carwin261 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 10:04 am
Posted it before but this guy is a little pocket dynamo not very big in stature ,could be a cross between Brian O’Neil ,and John Deary.
Maradona?

Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2023 11:24 pm
by helmclaret
Nice to see a footballer show a passion for art/photography and fashion.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 12:17 am
by TheFamilyCat
Hipper wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?
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Calvert-Lewin?
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:13 am
by Vegas Claret
Hipper wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?
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guess you weren't a 90's rave child, we wore some seriously mad **** back then !

Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 7:58 am
by Corky
He'll do for me. Looks very smart in his white socks and Doc Marten loafers.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:55 am
by Sproggy
Corky wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 7:58 am
He'll do for me. Looks very smart in his white socks and Doc Marten loafers.
He looks like an absolute wazzock dressed like that, but if that's how he wants to spend his money, it's up to him.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 9:08 am
by Anthonini
RVclaret wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:01 am
Saw this data wheel on him from last season and what stuck out was being in the top 2% in the entire league when it comes to defensive duel success.
Why does this look so good? Seems like we're going to see him play pretty soon. Guy is madly talented. And we got him for free?
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 11:37 pm
by basil6345789
Swizzlestick wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 1:28 am
Was at the Singing Ringing Tree early Friday morning too. Seems a real character.
Not going up there again - there could be spying equipment built into it. They'll be watching us.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:48 am
by Taffy on the wing
RVclaret wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:01 am
Saw this data wheel on him from last season and what stuck out was being in the top 2% in the entire league when it comes to defensive duel success.
He gets his leg in & has no fear at all...........what's not to like.
Think he'll be a regular & "cheap as chips"!
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 10:26 am
by LDNBFC87
Sproggy wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:55 am
He looks like an absolute wazzock dressed like that, but if that's how he wants to spend his money, it's up to him.
I highly doubt he would have paid any money to do that photoshoot, quite the opposite.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:31 pm
by Quicknick
Hipper wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?
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He should go out on the lash round all the town's pubs with JJ Watt.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:34 pm
by CoolClaret
Quicknick wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:31 pm
He should go out on the lash round all the town's pubs with JJ Watt.
We’ve signed Han-Noah mate not Kev Mac…
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:42 pm
by aggi
RVclaret wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:01 am
Saw this data wheel on him from last season and what stuck out was being in the top 2% in the entire league when it comes to defensive duel success.
Any ideas why that is only based on 540 minutes playing? Was it partway through the season?
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:56 pm
by burnley007
Looking forward to seeing this kid in action.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2023 2:20 pm
by Raconteur
aggi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:42 pm
Any ideas why that is only based on 540 minutes playing? Was it partway through the season?
I think he only joined Auxerre in January and made 14 appearances.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 4:35 pm
by CoolClaret
Few more from HN
https://www.instagram.com/p/CxGAWs2o9f1 ... BiNWFlZA==
The lad is loving it.
JJ Watt commented, “Masterclass in showing respect & appreciation to your new supporter base. Well done

“
Totally agree
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 4:39 pm
by RVclaret
Really good this. Can see him becoming a fan favourite pretty quickly given his tenacious play style on the pitch too.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:28 pm
by ClaretInLeeds
RVclaret wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 4:39 pm
Really good this. Can see him becoming a fan favourite pretty quickly given his tenacious play style on the pitch too.
Yet there will be people who actually care more about what he wears. Sigh.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:35 pm
by Claret Till I Die
Maybe he's getting himself out and about so he's recognised by our fans...
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:40 pm
by Pickles
That's the beaut of a design this season's horror show of an away shirt is supposed to be based on right?
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:43 pm
by ClaretInLeeds
Pickles wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:40 pm
That's the beaut of a design this season's horror show of an away shirt is supposed to be based on right?
They announced on the game against Spurs at half time, that the away kit was based on the light shone on the pitch from the floodlights, with the third kit based on the floodlights themselves.
I think they are reaching

Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:44 pm
by ClaretInLeeds
Claret Till I Die wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:35 pm
Maybe he's getting himself out and about so he's recognised by our fans...

Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:44 pm
by Pickles
ClaretInLeeds wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:43 pm
They announced on the game against Spurs at half time, that the away kit was based on the light shone on the pitch from the floodlights
Ah I see. That makes total sense because after all, we're the only club to have floodlights.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:45 pm
by chekhov
Looks like he’s well on the way to legend status and hasn’t even kicked a ball. He’d better be able to play!
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:48 pm
by quoonbeatz
Pickles wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:40 pm
That's the beaut of a design this season's horror show of an away shirt is supposed to be based on right?
Thought it was this one
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:06 pm
by claretandy
ClaretInLeeds wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:43 pm
They announced on the game against Spurs at half time, that the away kit was based on the light shone on the pitch from the floodlights, with the third kit based on the floodlights themselves.
I think they are reaching
That's the third shirt.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:09 pm
by Pickles
quoonbeatz wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:48 pm
Thought it was this one
I thought it was the one Massengo's wearing because it's yellow, claret and black.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:32 pm
by ClaretInLeeds
claretandy wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:06 pm
That's the third shirt.
Read the post again….
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:48 pm
by Carwin261
What name does he preferred being called ,Han - Noah ,Han,or Noah ?,I like to call them buy their preferred name when I’m screaming to encourage them on the Turf a la Jordan rather than Beyer,calling by their surname always reminds of Grammar School when the teachers called you your surname in a derogatory tone.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:00 pm
by dougcollins
ClaretInLeeds wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:43 pm
They announced on the game against Spurs at half time, that the away kit was based on the light shone on the pitch from the floodlights, with the third kit based on the floodlights themselves.
I think they are reaching
It's OK, mushroom season is upon us.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:12 pm
by Tonto
Carwin261 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:48 pm
What name does he preferred being called ,Han - Noah ,Han,or Noah ?,I like to call them buy their preferred name when I’m screaming to encourage them on the Turf a la Jordan rather than Beyer,calling by their surname always reminds of Grammar School when the teachers called you your surname in a derogatory tone.
Remember it well Carwin
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:59 pm
by quoonbeatz
Pickles wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:09 pm
I thought it was the one Massengo's wearing because it's yellow, claret and black.
Turns out it's this one from 94
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:06 pm
by Pickles
quoonbeatz wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:59 pm
Turns out it's this one from 94
A beauty.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:08 pm
by AlargeClaret
He’s been well advised for sure , go out meet a few people , wear a strip ,get photographed with sh1tTy houses in the background . Will he be drinking bene and talking about the Orient game while singing no nay never ? He looks an exciting prospect and looking forward to seeing him in action , though people who think he’s “ just gone for a wander to connect with fans “ Jesus wept ! He probs thought he was in the 18th arrondissement.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:14 pm
by Jellybean
This guy's insta page is unreal, the video of his visit to the Congo it's like something a professional cinematographer could have made. I sense a claret legend in the making here.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:17 pm
by Jellybean
AlargeClaret wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:08 pm
He’s been well advised for sure , go out meet a few people , wear a strip ,get photographed with sh1tTy houses in the background . Will he be drinking bene and talking about the Orient game while singing no nay never ? He looks an exciting prospect and looking forward to seeing him in action , though people who think he’s “ just gone for a wander to connect with fans “ Jesus wept ! He probs thought he was in the 18th arrondissement.
Check out the video on his Instagram page about his time in Bristol, seems very authentic to me and that he just gets it. He didn't need to go out and connect with the local area, not many footballers attempt such a connection, but it most certainly gets him off to a good start with us and I think he just has art and personality oozing through him.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:21 pm
by boatshed bill
Jellybean wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:14 pm
This guy's insta page is unreal, the video of his visit to the Congo it's like something a professional cinematographer could have made. I sense a claret legend in the making here.
A very smart young man. Fair play to him.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:53 pm
by Swizzlestick
AlargeClaret wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:08 pm
He’s been well advised for sure , go out meet a few people , wear a strip ,get photographed with sh1tTy houses in the background . Will he be drinking bene and talking about the Orient game while singing no nay never ? He looks an exciting prospect and looking forward to seeing him in action , though people who think he’s “ just gone for a wander to connect with fans “ Jesus wept ! He probs thought he was in the 18th arrondissement.
I often don’t understand the logic underpinning your posts and this is another one to add to the list. He didn’t have to go out and about round town - most players don’t - and to me he seems like somebody genuinely interested in the culture. You don’t have to be cynical about everything especially when there doesn’t seem to be any reasoning behind it.
Re: Han-Noah Massengo..
Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2023 11:11 pm
by Bullabill
Carwin261 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:48 pm
What name does he preferred being called ,Han - Noah ,Han,or Noah ?,I like to call them buy their preferred name when I’m screaming to encourage them on the Turf a la Jordan rather than Beyer,calling by their surname always reminds of Grammar School when the teachers called you your surname in a derogatory tone.
You went to grammar school and didn't learn how to use commas?