https://mol.im/a/1345643

Sean needs to make him another omelette

Interesting link

Croydon Claret wrote: ↑

Fri May 24, 2024 4:03 pm

https://mol.im/a/1345643

Sean needs to make him another omelette

Did he take Paris Hilton as compensation then

It was the correct link at the time of posting Stupid Tory rag

Very interesting.

Croydon Claret wrote: ↑

Fri May 24, 2024 4:24 pm

It was the correct link at the time of posting Stupid Tory rag

Bosscat wrote: ↑

Fri May 24, 2024 4:47 pm

This must be how Paula Vennels feels

I have no recent knowledge of Paris Hilton and am totally unaware of any Paris Hilton based browsing that I may have accidentally performed I think that covers it

Not that long ago Joey Barton was second favourite behind VK for the Burnley manager position.

Barton is a nasty clown
Certainly his comments are not true

ŽižkovClaret wrote: ↑

Fri May 24, 2024 5:36 pm

I've seen some thick posts on here, but this one might take the biscuit. Repeating a libel on a thread about the original tweeter being found guilty of that libel.....

Always interesting when members of Mensa Clarets post on here…

Middle-agedClaret wrote: ↑

Fri May 24, 2024 5:39 pm

Always interesting when members of Mensa Clarets post on here…

Densa

Paris hilton to Barcelona?

Joey's going to lose his house if he carries on like this.
Compo and legal fees will wipe him out.

gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑

Fri May 24, 2024 8:37 pm

Joey's going to lose his house if he carries on like this.
Compo and legal fees will wipe him out.

Shame.

As an aside it is interesting that a word invented by Ronnie Barker for Porridge, because it sounded like a disgusting insult has now been found to be a disgusting insult in a British court

Always thought the word nonce was an acronym for 'not of normal criminal element' invented by prison officers.

elwaclaret wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 5:23 pm

As an aside it is interesting that a word invented by Ronnie Barker for Porridge, because it sounded like a disgusting insult has now been found to be a disgusting insult in a British court

Nonce was invented by Ronnie Barker? I don't believe you.

'Nurk' was a Ronnie Barker made up insult but I don't remember him using the word nonce.

HahaYeah wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 5:30 pm

Always thought the word nonce was an acronym for 'not of normal criminal element' invented by prison officers.

Correct, nearly.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/tv/ ... p-23527206

HahaYeah wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 5:40 pm

'Nurk' was a Ronnie Barker made up insult but I don't remember him using the word nonce.

Quite possibly misremembered

cbx750 wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 5:54 pm

Correct, nearly.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/tv/ ... p-23527206

'Not on normal courtyard exercise'.

Never heard that but it would make much more sense.

"The programme shared the the acronym N.O.N.C.E was marked on the cell card of any prisoner who may have been in danger of violence from other prisoners. It meant staff would not open their doors when other prisoners were out.

The acronym NONCE stands for 'not on normal courtyard exercise', according to the documentary, and apparently was first coined at the jail in Yorkshire."

We use the term in computing to denote something that can only be executed once.

It's very surprising, in this day of wokery, that the term has not been phased out. Far less offensive phrases have been banned

Jehmy Vine doesn't half come across as pompous **** though!

ClaretAndJew wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 5:38 pm

Nonce was invented by Ronnie Barker? I don't believe you.

And Bob Holness played saxophone on 'Baker Street'.

Croydon Claret wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 6:39 pm

We use the term in computing to denote something that can only be executed once.

It's very surprising, in this day of wokery, that the term has not been phased out. Far less offensive phrases have been banned

Like what?

HahaYeah wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 5:40 pm

'Nurk' was a Ronnie Barker made up insult but I don't remember him using the word nonce.

Me neither, but I remember him using the word 'scrote'.

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 7:00 pm

Like what?

Whitelist/blacklist replaced with allowlist/denylist

"Master" replaced with "main"

fidelcastro wrote: ↑

Sat May 25, 2024 7:03 pm

Me neither, but I remember him using the word 'scrote'.

I bet not a lot of people watching got what that was short for.