Jeremy Vine wins libel case against Joey Barton

[Croydon Claret]

https://mol.im/a/1345643

Sean needs to make him another omelette

[daveisaclaret]

Interesting link

[Bosscat]

https://mol.im/a/1345643

Sean needs to make him another omelette

Did he take Paris Hilton as compensation then

[clarethomer]

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/footbal ... bike-nonce

[Bosscat]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.expres ... -nonce/amp

[Croydon Claret]

It was the correct link at the time of posting Stupid Tory rag

[Darnhill Claret]

Very interesting.

[Bosscat]

It was the correct link at the time of posting Stupid Tory rag

[Croydon Claret]

This must be how Paula Vennels feels

I have no recent knowledge of Paris Hilton and am totally unaware of any Paris Hilton based browsing that I may have accidentally performed I think that covers it

[kentonclaret]

Not that long ago Joey Barton was second favourite behind VK for the Burnley manager position.

[DAVETHEVICAR]

Barton is a nasty clown
Certainly his comments are not true

[Middle-agedClaret]

I've seen some thick posts on here, but this one might take the biscuit. Repeating a libel on a thread about the original tweeter being found guilty of that libel.....

Always interesting when members of Mensa Clarets post on here…

[ClaretAndJew]

Always interesting when members of Mensa Clarets post on here…

Densa

[timshorts]

Paris hilton to Barcelona?

[gawthorpe_view]

Joey's going to lose his house if he carries on like this.
Compo and legal fees will wipe him out.

[Rileybobs]

Joey's going to lose his house if he carries on like this.
Compo and legal fees will wipe him out.

Shame.

[elwaclaret]

As an aside it is interesting that a word invented by Ronnie Barker for Porridge, because it sounded like a disgusting insult has now been found to be a disgusting insult in a British court

[HahaYeah]

Always thought the word nonce was an acronym for 'not of normal criminal element' invented by prison officers.

[ClaretAndJew]

As an aside it is interesting that a word invented by Ronnie Barker for Porridge, because it sounded like a disgusting insult has now been found to be a disgusting insult in a British court

Nonce was invented by Ronnie Barker? I don't believe you.

[HahaYeah]

'Nurk' was a Ronnie Barker made up insult but I don't remember him using the word nonce.

[cbx750]

Always thought the word nonce was an acronym for 'not of normal criminal element' invented by prison officers.

Correct, nearly.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/tv/ ... p-23527206

[elwaclaret]

'Nurk' was a Ronnie Barker made up insult but I don't remember him using the word nonce.

Quite possibly misremembered

[HahaYeah]

Correct, nearly.

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/tv/ ... p-23527206

'Not on normal courtyard exercise'.

Never heard that but it would make much more sense.

"The programme shared the the acronym N.O.N.C.E was marked on the cell card of any prisoner who may have been in danger of violence from other prisoners. It meant staff would not open their doors when other prisoners were out.

The acronym NONCE stands for 'not on normal courtyard exercise', according to the documentary, and apparently was first coined at the jail in Yorkshire."

[Croydon Claret]

We use the term in computing to denote something that can only be executed once.

It's very surprising, in this day of wokery, that the term has not been phased out. Far less offensive phrases have been banned

[Guller Bull]

Jehmy Vine doesn't half come across as pompous **** though!

[TheFamilyCat]

Nonce was invented by Ronnie Barker? I don't believe you.

And Bob Holness played saxophone on 'Baker Street'.

[TheFamilyCat]

We use the term in computing to denote something that can only be executed once.

It's very surprising, in this day of wokery, that the term has not been phased out. Far less offensive phrases have been banned

Like what?

[fidelcastro]

'Nurk' was a Ronnie Barker made up insult but I don't remember him using the word nonce.

Me neither, but I remember him using the word 'scrote'.

[Croydon Claret]

Like what?

Whitelist/blacklist replaced with allowlist/denylist

"Master" replaced with "main"

[HahaYeah]

Me neither, but I remember him using the word 'scrote'.

I bet not a lot of people watching got what that was short for.