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Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:06 am
by Ptangyangkipperbang
The dick near the end of the game will he get a lifetime ban?

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:09 am
by Row x
Braindead

But so we're those cheering him on with "you'll always be a claret" from the same part of the ground that sung the jack walker song.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:13 am
by fidelcastro
Row x wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:09 am
Braindead

But so we're those cheering him on with "you'll always be a claret" from the same part of the ground that sung the jack walker song.
That really was the most idiotic chant I've heard in years, and it's had some competition.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:16 am
by taio
Surprised by how people around me thought it was funny. It wasn't funny. He was just a brainless bellend.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:18 am
by bfcjg
I thought it was Tresor.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:21 am
by dougcollins
bfcjg wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:18 am
I thought it was Tresor.
He was quicker than Tresor.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:23 am
by blatherwickstattoos
The issues with Friday night games when people have picked up their giro

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:56 am
by Poulton-le-Claret
I did think the stewards attempts to chase him were pretty funny. It was like a Benny Hill sketch with the slowest security staff sent on to sort him out.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:15 am
by Cheshireclaret
Poulton-le-Claret wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:56 am
I did think the stewards attempts to chase him were pretty funny. It was like a Benny Hill sketch with the slowest security staff sent on to sort him out.
I said to my 14 year old son that they should play the Benny Hill theme tune over the tannoy whilst he was running about like the idiot he is. ‘Who the hell is Benny Hill’ came the reply.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:19 am
by Casper2
Cheshireclaret wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:15 am
I said to my 14 year old son that they should play the Benny Hill theme tune over the tannoy whilst he was running about like the idiot he is. ‘Who the hell is Benny Hill’ came the reply.
I’m hoping you replied “Legend”

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:32 am
by billyhamilton82
File under the rest of the pitch invaders we've had....idiots.

The only one classic moment to come from the pitch invasion idiocy was the Bertie Bee rugby tackle against PNE.

Now that was funny and worth cheering for.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:33 am
by Stproc
We are blessed with done outright morons.
Singing about Walker is the pits of humanity and can only be attributed to being thick / drunk / drugged (delete as appropriate)

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:44 am
by Fretters
Stproc wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:33 am
We are blessed with done outright morons.
Singing about Walker is the pits of humanity and can only be attributed to being thick / drunk / drugged (delete as appropriate)
I'm sure it wasn't the case, but watching on TV it sounded like a LOT were singing it. Embarrassing.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:50 am
by ralph8
The pitch invader numpty did a great job for Boro They were going down left right and centre wasting time and this idiot gave them a minute, maybe a minute and a half- on top of that the ref could not wait to blow the whistle early.
As for the chants - words fail me on the mentality of some people who attend our games.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:04 am
by burnmark
Row x wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:09 am
Braindead

But so we're those cheering him on with "you'll always be a claret" from the same part of the ground that sung the jack walker song.
As I said to my mate in response to the song, ‘not for at least the next three years he won’t!’

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:05 am
by beeholeclaret
Stproc wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:33 am
We are blessed with done outright morons.
Singing about Walker is the pits of humanity and can only be attributed to being thick / drunk / drugged (delete as appropriate)
"thick / drunk / drugged (delete as appropriate)"

I'm struggling - none of these words should be deleted from what I saw last night ;)

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:46 am
by beddie
I still haven’t worked out why he did it. Anyway for whatever reason a life time ban should be imposed.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:49 am
by BurnleyFC
He put in a better performance than Flemming.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:51 am
by Poulton-le-Claret
More minutes on the pitch than Tresor this season

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:54 am
by wilks_bfc
I did notice Parker seemed to discourage Hannibal from making a move as he got nearer to him

That would have been interesting to see

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:58 am
by Big Vinny K
Idiot. Hopefully gets a banning order.

It was like watching a Benny Hill rerun in slow motion though.

How dumb must you be to think that you are going to get away with what he did ?

At least he escaped a good old fashioned kick in from the rozzers

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:08 pm
by JimmyRobbo
The fool deserved the Bertie Bee (PNE) treatment.

Utter idiot.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:23 pm
by BurnleyFC
Big Vinny K wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:58 am
Idiot. Hopefully gets a banning order.

It was like watching a Benny Hill rerun in slow motion though.

How dumb must you be to think that you are going to get away with what he did ?

At least he escaped a good old fashioned kick in from the rozzers
He’ll definitely get a banning order and you would imagine (or at least hope) he’d have known of the consequences before he encroached onto the pitch.

He probably just wanted his five minutes of fame.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:32 pm
by Joe14
Probably had most of Columbia up his nose.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:53 pm
by Quickenthetempo
He only looked about 14 from the upper longside and if he was then the stewards behaviour was appalling.
Once the 3 stewards had hold of him and he was walking off without any fuss, one of the stewards decides they had to trip him up and get him on the floor.
Luckily 2 stewards with a braincell come and led him away.

Hopefully the steward is sacked. He's not a bouncer from the 80s/90s.

The pitch invader will get a ban rightfully.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 1:03 pm
by BigGaz
He looked like he weighed about 3 stone wet through and it took three of them to bring him down.

Why that one lad decided to bring him down when theyd already got him and were frogmarching him away I don't know but i felt embarrassed for him, he was about three times the size and must have been a few more BPM from a coronary failure.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 1:05 pm
by IanMcL
bfcjg wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:18 am
I thought it was Tresor.
I thought that was why he was cheered! Showing us his moves!

The funniest bit was him goading the two chasers at the end, before being captured from behind!

I think the chant from Cricket field was more in irony, as he faces a life ban and will never be seen again! Brainless idiot.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 1:07 pm
by IanMcL
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:53 pm
He only looked about 14 from the upper longside and if he was then the stewards behaviour was appalling.
Once the 3 stewards had hold of him and he was walking off without any fuss, one of the stewards decides they had to trip him up and get him on the floor.
Luckily 2 stewards with a braincell come and led him away.

Hopefully the steward is sacked. He's not a bouncer from the 80s/90s.

The pitch invader will get a ban rightfully.
He was struggling to get free, once captured. No time for him. Stewards had to get him under control. No issue.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 1:50 pm
by Conroysleftfoot
Poulton-le-Claret wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:51 am
More minutes on the pitch than Tresor this season
He was a lot quicker than Tresor.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 2:06 pm
by morpheus2
billyhamilton82 wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:32 am
File under the rest of the pitch invaders we've had....idiots.

The only one classic moment to come from the pitch invasion idiocy was the Bertie Bee rugby tackle against PNE.

Now that was funny and worth cheering for.
That was my mate, he used to work for me. Top lad despite being a Liverpool fan.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 2:16 pm
by BabylonClaret
Quickenthetempo wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:53 pm
He only looked about 14 from the upper longside and if he was then the stewards behaviour was appalling.
Once the 3 stewards had hold of him and he was walking off without any fuss, one of the stewards decides they had to trip him up and get him on the floor.
Luckily 2 stewards with a braincell come and led him away.

Hopefully the steward is sacked. He's not a bouncer from the 80s/90s.

The pitch invader will get a ban rightfully.
He was an arsehole and frankly got what he deserved. He got off pretty lightly to be honest co sideline he 'resisted arrsst'

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 2:30 pm
by Quickenthetempo
BabylonClaret wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 2:16 pm
He was an arsehole and frankly got what he deserved. He got off pretty lightly to be honest co sideline he 'resisted arrsst'
Stewards are only allowed to use reasonable force, even if against people you deem an arsehole.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 2:51 pm
by gc14
Someone told me this morning , the lad is already serving a ban and had sneaked in ...

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 2:55 pm
by fidelcastro
gc14 wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 2:51 pm
Someone told me this morning , the lad is already serving a ban and had sneaked in ...
If true, then his punishment should be more severe.

Hope so anyway.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 7:44 pm
by Spike
blatherwickstattoos wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:23 am
The issues with Friday night games when people have picked up their giro
Don’t you mean drunk their Giros

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 7:52 pm
by Row x
gc14 wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 2:51 pm
Someone told me this morning , the lad is already serving a ban and had sneaked in ...
Good advert for facial recognition cameras

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 7:54 pm
by fidelcastro
Who is going to be the first on here that admits to knowing him?

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:09 pm
by She
Every club has bellends but we do seem to have a lot more than everyone else though.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:31 pm
by Juan Tanamera
Stproc wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:33 am
We are blessed with done outright morons.
Singing about Walker is the pits of humanity and can only be attributed to being thick / drunk / drugged (delete as appropriate)
The singing about jack walker is disgusting and shameful.
The Boro fans were singing something similar first but I couldn't hear what the words were.
That triggered the goons on the other side of the divide.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:42 pm
by Bosscat
Juan Tanamera wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:31 pm
The singing about jack walker is disgusting and shameful.
The Boro fans were singing something similar first but I couldn't hear what the words were.
That triggered the goons on the other side of the divide.
Boro sing this song ...

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Geordies on the top
Put the Mackems in the middle
And we'll burn the ****ing lot

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:42 pm
by wilks_bfc
Juan Tanamera wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:31 pm
The singing about jack walker is disgusting and shameful.
The Boro fans were singing something similar first but I couldn't hear what the words were.
That triggered the goons on the other side of the divide.
Always hated it and never sung it myself, but since my dad had a heart attack himself last year I find it even more distasteful.

People may say stop being a snowflake and say “we can sing what we want”, but they really need to think about how they would feel hearing it, if a member of their family had gone through that

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:03 pm
by fidelcastro
wilks_bfc wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 9:42 pm
Always hated it and never sung it myself, but since my dad had a heart attack himself last year I find it even more distasteful.

People may say stop being a snowflake and say “we can sing what we want”, but they really need to think about how they would feel hearing it, if a member of their family had gone through that
Walker didn't even die from a heart attack, which makes it even more moronic.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:24 pm
by pureclaret
The Jack walker on the carpet sung By ******* brain dead morons believe me when I say i hope you all find your family dead on the carpet

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:25 pm
by Quickenthetempo
fidelcastro wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:03 pm
Walker didn't even die from a heart attack, which makes it even more moronic.
I'm not justifying any song, but you would be hard pressed to find truth in any song. They were designed to shock/grab attention.

Burnley fans never saw Kenny Dagleish in a pub they used to frequent.
George Oghani didn't steal an ironing board.
Defour wasn't better than Zidane.
Jeff Hendrick wasn't better than Christiano.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:28 pm
by Dyched
:?

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:55 pm
by IanMcL
Fretters wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:44 am
I'm sure it wasn't the case, but watching on TV it sounded like a LOT were singing it. Embarrassing.
Very. Distasteful and moronic.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:59 pm
by Robbie_painter
pureclaret wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:25 pm
The Jack walker on the carpet sung By ******* brain dead morons believe me when I say i hope you all find your family dead on the carpet
Possibly the worst comment I’ve read on here.Disgusting.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:09 pm
by pureclaret
Robbie_painter wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:59 pm
Possibly the worst comment I’ve read on here.Disgusting.
I hope you mean the ones who sing that song

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2024 11:40 pm
by Dressinggown
Yes, he broke the current regulations about entering the field of play which would probably incur a long term/ lifetime ban.

However, there is no solution to circumventing the rules.

Last night I was going through the turnstiles and due to the weather conditions I had my hood and collar covering the vast majority of my face.

Facial Recognition systems would have no chance to stop me entering the ground. If I had previous history of football related offences I could easily obtain a ticket online.

Then we have the 'Keystone Cops' situation where the bloke runs onto the pitch being chased by untrained, unfit, poorly paid stewards who just wanted to dry off and go home.

Was there much Police presence inside.the ground at the time ? I suspect that it would be minimal due to financial considerations.

Re: Pitch Invader

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2024 12:02 am
by BurnleyFC
pureclaret wrote:
Sat Dec 07, 2024 10:25 pm
The Jack walker on the carpet sung By ******* brain dead morons believe me when I say i hope you all find your family dead on the carpet
You hope people find their family members dead for singing a (distasteful) song?

Jeez.