A Burnley FC story - contribute six words at a time...

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:50 am

Simply follow my lead by providing the next six words in the Clarets story.

If you end a sentence with words to spare, start the next until you've used your quota up.

You can't contribute again until at least ten other contributions to the story have been made.

Down at Barnfield, all appeared to

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:51 am

be quiet with players at home

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:55 am

but all was about to change.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:56 am

...and JBG was touch and go...

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:57 am

A gravelly voice broke the silence.

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 11:58 am

"Who's been playing with my omlette?"

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:03 pm

Which idiot nailed my boots down

Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:11 pm

Suddenly, a ghost appeared, holding a...

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:17 pm

red pair of bad beat bobs

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:22 pm

that had once been worn by

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:25 pm

King Arthur Gnohere, for a bet

CleggHall · Post by **CleggHall** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:35 pm

No TV cameras at Turf Moor

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:37 pm

were there to witness it, although

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:42 pm

Phil Bird was on the gantry

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:44 pm

Disguised behind his Corona face mask

Paranoid · Post by **Paranoid** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 12:48 pm

with a blanket covering his knees

Marney&Mee · Post by **Marney&Mee** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:06 pm

counting his notes, wanting a Twix

Carnsmerry12 · Post by **Carnsmerry12** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:12 pm

without a doubt justice would avail

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:14 pm

But Chris Wood was offside AGAIN

KateR · Post by **KateR** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:25 pm

on the board as the gaffer

FCBurnley · Post by **FCBurnley** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:29 pm

And then Blackburn Rovers declared bankruptcy

MT03ALG · Post by **MT03ALG** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:30 pm

Meanwhile at the Barnfield Training Ground

Burnleybabe · Post by **Burnleybabe** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:32 pm

Westwood had a cup of Tea

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:46 pm

Whilst Tarkowski took his photo again

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:48 pm

Dyche unveiled radical new training measures

africlaret · Post by **africlaret** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:49 pm

and Ben Mee practised heading cannonballs

FCBurnley · Post by **FCBurnley** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:01 pm

Bradley Dack was appointed tea maker

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:02 pm

, whilst wearing an apron and singing

spadesclaret · Post by **spadesclaret** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:16 pm

"she'll be coming round the mountain...

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:52 pm

Naked in a fake scouse accent

CleggHall · Post by **CleggHall** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:54 pm

a blindman on a galloping horse

Eloise Laws · Post by **Eloise Laws** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:56 pm

Could see what was going on

durhamclaret · Post by **durhamclaret** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:19 pm

hiding in the bushes at Barnfield

Stevie2112 · Post by **Stevie2112** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:29 pm

was Bielsa with his spy glasses

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:34 pm

Stood on a big blue bucket

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:43 pm

Singing Leeds are falling apart again

Enty1974 · Post by **Enty1974** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:47 pm

Whilst chris wood stood in an

Im_not_Robbie_Blake · Post by **Im_not_Robbie_Blake** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:46 pm

offside position for the thousandth time

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:50 pm

A car stops - its Joey Barton !

Suratclaret · Post by **Suratclaret** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:57 pm

With an omelet pan for Sean

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:00 pm

Can't make Omelette without breaking eggs

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:04 pm

but alas, no eggs to cook

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:50 pm

But Joey came with Fleetwood fish

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:52 pm

Of course he’d battered them

ClaretMov · Post by **ClaretMov** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:58 pm

You can always bet on Joey

MT03ALG · Post by **MT03ALG** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:20 pm

to create excitement in the tunnel

strayclaret · Post by **strayclaret** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:25 pm

as he dodges a coke bottle

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:50 pm

and tries to punch his own shadow.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:54 pm

evensteadiereddie wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 31, 2020 6:50 pm
and tries to punch his own shadow

Tut tut tut come on Eddie

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:28 pm

Howe, learn to coach some defence