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Funkydrummer
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by Funkydrummer » Thu May 14, 2020 9:48 pm
Suffered a burglary at his home address.
When questioned, and asked if they had taken any medals or silverware, he replied :-
"It's bad enough being burgled without you taking the p!ss"

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FactualFrank
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by FactualFrank » Thu May 14, 2020 9:51 pm
00.01 Boris lifts restrictions, work as normal in England.
00.45 Scousers burgle Dele Ali's home.
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bobinho
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by bobinho » Thu May 14, 2020 9:53 pm
“Did they take any silverware Dele?”
“Didn’t get as far as the kitchen mate”
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by conyoviejo » Thu May 14, 2020 9:57 pm
He tried to run away and managed about a foot before he fell over it.
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by Bosscat » Thu May 14, 2020 10:03 pm
I detect a touch of schadenfreude in the posts so far... should I say a less than sympathetic delight in "The Alli's" misfortune

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Rojales Claret
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by Rojales Claret » Fri May 15, 2020 6:43 am
According to the Sun he had £350000 worth of watches stolen!!!
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MACCA
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by MACCA » Fri May 15, 2020 7:47 am
Bashclaret wrote: ↑Fri May 15, 2020 6:43 am
According to the Sun he had £350000 worth of watches stolen!!!
Wowzers, I wondered where Bernard's watch had got too.
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RammyClaret61
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by RammyClaret61 » Fri May 15, 2020 7:54 am
What a waste of time.
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Claretitus
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by Claretitus » Fri May 15, 2020 10:10 am
It was reported he'd been punched during the attack. They obviously didn't slap him hard enough, seeing as he was back in training the day after. I'd still be punching his face when my knuckles were bleeding. Horrible little turd.
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by claretblue » Fri May 15, 2020 10:28 am
if there was contact...he’s entitled to go down!

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by bobinho » Fri May 15, 2020 10:33 am
Police have confirmed that 2 Ex Premiership footballers had their houses burgled on the same night. Ryan Giggs of Manchester united lost 70 Wales caps,11 premership medals, 2 Champions League, 1 European cup winners cup, 5 FA Cup, 4 League Cup, 2 World club champions, 8 Charity shield and 1 Super cup medals. It is believed that Deli Ali of Spurs, lost a kettle and a toaster.
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tiger76
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by tiger76 » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:13 pm
England footballer Alli gets one-game suspension for Snapchat post
Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli has been suspended for one match by the Football Association over a social media post about coronavirus.
The England international, 24, put a video on Snapchat in February in which he joked about the outbreak and appeared to mock an Asian man.
Alli has been fined £50,000, ordered to undertake an education course, and will miss Spurs' match at home to Manchester United on 19 June.
"In response to the FA decision, I would like to apologise again for any offence caused by my behaviour," he said. "It was an extremely poorly judged joke about a virus that has now affected us more than we could ever have imagined.
"I'm grateful that The FA has confirmed that my actions were not racist because I despise racism of any kind. We all need to be mindful of the words and actions we use and how they can be perceived by others."
Stupid boy as Captain Mainwaring would say.
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bfcmik
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by bfcmik » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:21 pm
tiger76 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:13 pm
England footballer Alli gets one-game suspension for Snapchat post
Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli has been suspended for one match by the Football Association over a social media post about coronavirus.
The England international, 24, put a video on Snapchat in February in which he joked about the outbreak and appeared to mock an Asian man.
Alli has been fined £50,000, ordered to undertake an education course, and will miss Spurs' match at home to Manchester United on 19 June.
"In response to the FA decision, I would like to apologise again for any offence caused by my behaviour," he said. "It was an extremely poorly judged joke about a virus that has now affected us more than we could ever have imagined.
"I'm grateful that The FA has confirmed that my actions were not racist because I despise racism of any kind. We all need to be mindful of the words and actions we use and how they can be perceived by others."
Stupid boy as Captain Mainwaring would say.
And that was worth a shorter ban than Andre Gray received because ..?
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Zlatan
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by Zlatan » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:24 pm
bfcmik wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:21 pm
And that was worth a shorter ban than Andre Gray received because ..?
Andre Gray played for Burnley
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tiger76
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by tiger76 » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:24 pm
bfcmik wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:21 pm
And that was worth a shorter ban than Andre Gray received because ..?
Ask the FA, i'm just the messenger, are you suggesting the fact he's an England international, and plays for a high-profile London team had any bearing on their decision, surely not.
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Claret Till I Die
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by Claret Till I Die » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:26 pm
tiger76 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:13 pm
England footballer Alli gets one-game suspension for Snapchat post
Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli has been suspended for one match by the Football Association over a social media post about coronavirus.
The England international, 24, put a video on Snapchat in February in which he joked about the outbreak and appeared to mock an Asian man.
Alli has been fined £50,000, ordered to undertake an education course, and will miss Spurs' match at home to Manchester United on 19 June.
"In response to the FA decision, I would like to apologise again for any offence caused by my behaviour," he said. "It was an extremely poorly judged joke about a virus that has now affected us more than we could ever have imagined.
"I'm grateful that The FA has confirmed that my actions were not racist because I despise racism of any kind. We all need to be mindful of the words and actions we use and how they can be perceived by others."
Stupid boy as Captain Mainwaring would say.
Man Utd are said to be gutted that he's missing the game amd are thought to be putting in an appeal.
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tiger76
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by tiger76 » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:28 pm
Claret Till I Die wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:26 pm
Man Utd are said to be gutted that he's missing the game amd are thought to be putting in an appeal.

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Elizabeth
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by Elizabeth » Thu Jun 11, 2020 5:41 pm
At last some common sense.
I hope others take a lead from the FA.
It is possible to mock someone of a different colour without being branded a racist.
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Steve1956
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by Steve1956 » Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:34 pm
.....is a bellend.