Alternative Pub Names For These Times

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:51 pm

I'll start you off...

The Coach & Hearses

Claret · Post by **Claret** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:46 pm

The Cough and Splutter

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:47 pm

Socially Distance Inn

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:50 pm

The lieing Boris.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:53 pm

The King’s Arm’s Length

chekhov · Post by **chekhov** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:54 pm

The Cross Key Workers.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:59 pm

The Royal Lee Johnson!

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:02 pm

The Corona

(The Crown)

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:03 pm

The wood gender neutral person

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:05 pm

Oh yes there are some belters in already

does
Wheezerspoons

count

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:11 pm

Zlatan wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:47 pm
Socially Distance Inn

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:19 pm

The Inn on the ward.

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:23 pm

The Kneeling Cocks

chekhov · Post by **chekhov** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:26 pm

The Royal Daesh. (Okay, topical about 3 years ago)

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:29 pm

The Useless Trump.

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:30 pm

The Nobody Inn

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:35 pm

The hand and sanitiser ( shuttle )

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:39 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:29 pm
The Useless Trump.

Are things that bad?

Fenwick · Post by **Fenwick** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:41 pm

The Stiff of Life

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:52 pm

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:39 pm
Are things that bad?

Apparently one of the conditions is loss of smell Frank.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:00 pm

The BIG WIDOW

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:00 am

The Boot Hill Inn

RammyClaret61 · Post by **RammyClaret61** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:18 am

The Cough & Cemetery.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:39 am

The Chinese ‘If you want it, here it is, come an get it’ Arms.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 4:12 am

The Cluster F*ck

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:52 am

The Bullsh1t and Bluster.

Bigbopper · Post by **Bigbopper** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:07 am

The Brickthrowers Arms

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:56 am

The Hungry Mice

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:57 am

The White Wives Natter

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:20 am

The hand and sanitiser ( shuttle )

The isolation hotel

Tim swobbin ( bobbin )

CaptJohn · Post by **CaptJohn** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:32 am

The Facemasked Inn

LowtonClaret · Post by **LowtonClaret** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:36 am

The Cough and Cock

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:36 am

The Cummings and Goings

tybfc · Post by **tybfc** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:43 am

The Hancock's Half Hour

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:45 am

The Red Lying
Black Hart
Bulls Hit
Bored Nelson
The Unwellington
Malts Hovel

And one that didn't need any change...

The Travellers Rest

RalphCoatesComb · Post by **RalphCoatesComb** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:51 am

tybfc wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:43 am
The Hancock's Half Hour

Some folk revealing their ages here

Healeywoodclaret · Post by **Healeywoodclaret** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:52 am

Pub Landlady on the radio this morning (South Shields)

"Our plans went a bit pear shaped really. People were seeing their friends and they wanted to go over and talk to them which sort of isn't allowed really!"

I'm afraid my pub would be renamed The Utterly Ridiculous.

The whole point of pubs is to socialise. Might as well close the whole lot down because social distancing isn't going anywhere.

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:56 am

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I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:59 am

The 2 by 2

The Inside Out

As It APPens

Germ War Fare

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:00 am

The Barnard & Bullsh1t

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:00 am

The Cemetery

tybfc · Post by **tybfc** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:06 am

RalphCoatesComb wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:51 am
Some folk revealing their ages here

My grandad told me about it

Gordaleman · Post by **Gordaleman** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:09 am

FactualFrank wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:39 pm
Are things that bad?

Yes Frank, they are.

Gordaleman · Post by **Gordaleman** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:11 am

The Covid Free House?

Healeywoodclaret · Post by **Healeywoodclaret** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:23 pm

Billy Balfour wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:00 am
The Cemetery

Proper Happy Chappy you.

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:27 pm

Healeywoodclaret wrote: ↑
Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:23 pm
Proper Happy Chappy you.

It used to be a pub in Accy. HTH.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:29 pm

The Sign O'the Times

The Staywell Inn

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:29 pm

The Royal Croak

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:59 pm

Orwell Inn

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sun Jul 05, 2020 1:31 pm

The "Shint inn" China Town.