Pre-season training caption

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Pre-season training caption

Post by ClaretTony » Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:32 pm

Anyone with a suitable caption for this pic

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Re: Pre-season training caption

Post by Funkydrummer » Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:33 pm

You still here ?
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Post by ŽižkovClaret » Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:43 pm

So Woany, whats your favourite Hooters wing sauce?

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Re: Pre-season training caption

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:51 pm

Hey Bardo, Robbie Brady is messing about with the wrong balls again.

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Post by IWOODLOVETT » Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:54 pm

The lads have bought me this Harry Houdini training top - any ideas how to get it off Phil ?

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Post by BenWickes » Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:54 pm

Bards 'I got mine from Ann Summers. It improves the bust-line and takes years off the figure Ian'.

Woan 'Shame it's added it all to your face mate!'
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Post by Darthlaw » Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:56 pm

Woan: "Shake it off Robbie, this p1ssing contest is over."

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Post by Dodobdobodobo » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:05 pm

How many on holiday Bardo?? ;)

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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:06 pm

Covid? Completed it mate!

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Post by Archie Claret » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:27 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:
Fri Aug 21, 2020 3:33 pm
You still here ?
Nailed it Funky!

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Post by burnmark » Fri Aug 21, 2020 4:34 pm

‘Been out with Gibbo over the break Woany?!’

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Post by Claretitus » Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:11 pm

Hey Bards, saw your Mrs on the telly the other night. That Dawn Ward has got a gob on her though eh?

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Re: Pre-season training caption

Post by Belial » Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:44 pm

So go on Phil, how much did her tiddies actually cost then?

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Post by timshorts » Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:47 pm

Well we were all having a good whine about what a shite time we'd had during lockdown when that Bradley Dack said that he'd had the best four months of his life. No red cards, no club or fa fines. No away fans telling him that he was an overrated overpaid cheating ****, and to top it all he'd found himself locked down in a livery stables with a stack of pretty fillies.

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Re: Pre-season training caption

Post by chorleyhere » Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:56 pm

Barnsley's stomach is angrily saying, "Feed Me !!!!"

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Re: Pre-season training caption

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Aug 22, 2020 12:14 am

Bardsley: Black boots? You ******* dinosaur.

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Re: Pre-season training caption

Post by superdimitri » Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:07 am

If Robbie had an assist for every time he takes a **** in training he'd be world class.

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