Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

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Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by TheFamilyCat » Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:03 pm

This will undoubtedly come as a surprise to nobody but it is now official.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyl ... or-andover

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Peter Loo » Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:11 pm

Twaddle :D

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Woodleyclaret » Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:16 pm

Nonsense I've just spent a happy three days there

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by karatekid » Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:21 pm

Hasn't been the same since the El Trop closed down.
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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Top Claret » Fri Aug 06, 2021 4:20 pm

karatekid wrote:
Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:21 pm
Hasn't been the same since the El Trop closed down.
Agree.. Top knocking shop

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Buxtonclaret » Fri Aug 06, 2021 4:20 pm

Do Trop, eh...
The only place on Earth where a bloke would always pull - whether he wanted to, or not. :oops:

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Post by Guitargeorge » Fri Aug 06, 2021 4:36 pm

I didn’t
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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by JarrowClaret » Fri Aug 06, 2021 4:44 pm

Wow I am questioning myself now, because I never either!!!

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Post by bfcmik » Fri Aug 06, 2021 9:46 pm

I've been to Nelson in New Zealand - that fits the description too.

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Post by bfccrazy » Fri Aug 06, 2021 11:38 pm

Could it possibly be the worlds sexiest place?

Because they’re that sexy, they don’t need all these toys and outfits etc…..

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by tim_noone » Sat Aug 07, 2021 1:11 am

Peter Loo wrote:
Fri Aug 06, 2021 3:11 pm
Twaddle :D
Used to live there....Billy that is. :D

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Quicknick » Sat Aug 07, 2021 4:06 am

I went to the El Trop. What was the disco near the bus station? I went there, too. Some place. Haha!

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Post by claretblue » Sat Aug 07, 2021 7:11 am

Guitargeorge wrote:
Fri Aug 06, 2021 4:36 pm
I didn’t
the night’s still young George! 8-)

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Post by Browntuba » Sat Aug 07, 2021 7:28 am

Quicknick wrote:
Sat Aug 07, 2021 4:06 am
I went to the El Trop. What was the disco near the bus station? I went there, too. Some place. Haha!

Found this which some may find interesting, gives a little insight into the later owner and what “The Trop” used to be like in the 60’s through to it’s closure

[/https://www.pendletoday.co.uk/whats-on/ ... ner-716215

The club near to the bus station ? There was a club underneath the Station pub, it had several names through the years I think. The Sands, Trax and Reflections, my memory may be a little hazy on the names someone may correct me.

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Post by CnBtruntru » Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:18 am

Quicknick wrote:
Sat Aug 07, 2021 4:06 am
I went to the El Trop. What was the disco near the bus station? I went there, too. Some place. Haha!
Sands when opened in 70s then can't remember

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Post by SuperGlennyLittle » Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:43 am

CnBtruntru wrote:
Sat Aug 07, 2021 8:18 am
Sands when opened in 70s then can't remember
Blueberries. Assume it's totally unused these days. We used to finish work as bar staff in Colne and go for the last hour on a Friday night. Going in there totally sober - saw some sights!

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by BenWickes » Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:18 am

I've been to and lived in worse places tbf. I used to frequent 'The Hour Glass' in Nelson on Leeds Road a couple of times a week in the late 80's/early 90's.

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by jrgbfc » Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:32 am

BenWickes wrote:
Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:18 am
I've been to and lived in worse places tbf. I used to frequent 'The Hour Glass' in Nelson on Leeds Road a couple of times a week in the late 80's/early 90's.
Hour Glass is a farmfoods now.

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Holmeclaret » Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:33 am

I used to go to the Trop with my girlfriend in the early 80’s. A bit like taking a packed lunch to a restaurant.

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:36 am

The Hour Glass was my 'local' distance wise but I much preferred the longer walk to The Shooters.

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Post by jrgbfc » Sat Aug 07, 2021 9:37 am

How many pubs left in Nelson these days? Shooters, Station and Lord Nelson, can't think of any others?

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Pstotto » Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:02 am

Maybe it's the other way round since the accolade is based on sex toy and lingerie sales, as there's no need to spice up the offerings.

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Steve1956 » Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:13 am

Pstotto wrote:
Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:02 am
Maybe it's the other way round since the accolade is based on sex toy and lingerie sales, as there's no need to spice up the offerings.
Take it away....the voice of reason. :lol:

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Pstotto » Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:47 am

In Nelson you can get the mucky porn shoot Eastern European cheap motel setting... In every house nearly.

I've been there and done it.

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Pstotto » Sat Aug 07, 2021 10:48 am

... And bought the white t-shirt afterwards.

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Re: Nelson is the World's Least Sexy Place

Post by Jakubclaret » Sat Aug 07, 2021 1:56 pm

I used to go to great marsden years ago, golden ball, hour glass, zoo, once upon a time wasn’t a bad night out but you could see where things were heading on the pub scene, when large parts of the population don’t drink alcohol & you are trying to run a profitable pub it’s a problem as a understatement.

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