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tiger76
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by tiger76 » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:29 pm
Must be plenty of these through the decades, now keep it civil folks.
"I'll get you Butler"
"Get outta my pub"
"Just one more thing"
"I don't believe it"
"Ooh, Betty"
"'Er indoors"
Sure there's loads more, but there's a few to get us started.

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elwaclaret
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by elwaclaret » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:37 pm
Magic our Morris
Have you been Walter?
Nickers knackers nockers
Course you can Malcolm
Good Grief!!
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Smile
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by Smile » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:40 pm
I'm free.
Lovely jubbly
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by Zom Zom » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:47 pm
My arse!
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Firthy
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by Firthy » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:47 pm
I heard that, pardon?
Mr. Grimsdale
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Firthy
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by Firthy » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:52 pm
Cor Blimey
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fanzone
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by fanzone » Thu Jun 23, 2022 4:58 pm
You Little Plonker
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AwayClaret
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by AwayClaret » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:00 pm
Framework
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Gunfury
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by Gunfury » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:07 pm
You dirty old man
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Buxtonclaret
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by Buxtonclaret » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:08 pm
'Evening All.
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Taffy on the wing
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by Taffy on the wing » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:11 pm
It's goodnight from me & it's goodnight from him.
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Taffy on the wing
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by Taffy on the wing » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:12 pm
And now for something completely different.
NOT Local?
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ClaretTony
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by ClaretTony » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:42 pm
Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.
This was usually just after Officer Crabtree had departed down the bock pissage


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DCWat
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by DCWat » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:56 pm
I’m not sure that it counts as a catchphrase, but “oh **** of Klopp, you ******” is often heard in my house when Super Sunday is on.
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Belial
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by Belial » Thu Jun 23, 2022 5:59 pm
Nice to see you, to see you....
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bfcjg
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by bfcjg » Thu Jun 23, 2022 6:13 pm
Wood was offside.


I could crush a grape
Look at the muck in here
It's the way I tell them
What was the crimewatch one..sleep well don't have nightmares or something like that.
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joey13
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by joey13 » Thu Jun 23, 2022 6:16 pm
It’s I hate you Butler

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Billy Balfour
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by Billy Balfour » Thu Jun 23, 2022 6:54 pm
Hello, Dave.
You're my wife now
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4:20
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by 4:20 » Thu Jun 23, 2022 6:55 pm
Enter, stranger.
Ah-ha
Bleurgh!
081 811 8181
Scorchio
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NickBFC
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by NickBFC » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:00 pm
Shut that door!
Top, middle or bottom?
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Bosscat
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by Bosscat » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:03 pm
Uvavu
Lets call down the "Dove from above"
Ulrikakakakakaka
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bobinho
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by bobinho » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:08 pm
Two pints prick….
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Tricky Trevor
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by Tricky Trevor » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:13 pm
You’ll like this….not a lot.
I know nothing.
Scores on the doors.
I don’t believe it.
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Funkydrummer
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by Funkydrummer » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:27 pm
They've named the baby Rodney,...... after Dave.

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TheFamilyCat
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by TheFamilyCat » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:39 pm
They don't like it up 'em
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NickBFC
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by NickBFC » Thu Jun 23, 2022 8:43 pm
Our survey says...
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expoultryboy
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by expoultryboy » Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:31 pm
Get down shep
Here's one i prepared earlier
Nanu nanu
Time for bed said zebedee
It's 5 to 5 , it's crackerjack
Here's what you could of won , a speedboat
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Claret Till I Die
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by Claret Till I Die » Thu Jun 23, 2022 9:47 pm
What's that you say Skippy......
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clive40golf
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by clive40golf » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:04 pm
Magic our Morris
Crush a grape
A crackerjack pencil
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claptrappers_union
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by claptrappers_union » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:07 pm
Take care of yourself, and each other
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AfloatinClaret
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by AfloatinClaret » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:12 pm
Time for bed said Zebedee
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by Funkydrummer » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:16 pm
Yab daba doo.
Oyle give it foyve.
Yeah, I know.
Flibop, flobov.
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Sozturf7
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by Sozturf7 » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:16 pm
"I Love it when the plan comes together" and " I ain't getting on no plane" The ATeam.
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bobinho
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by bobinho » Thu Jun 23, 2022 10:17 pm
It’s a puppet!!!
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Beagle
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by Beagle » Thu Jun 23, 2022 11:45 pm
Drink!/Feck!/Arse!/Girls!
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Vintage Claret
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by Vintage Claret » Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:18 am
This time next year, we'll be millionaires
You know it makes sense..
Goodnight and may your god go with you
You dirty old man
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Wokingclaret
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by Wokingclaret » Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:23 am
Err What's up Doc
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by Wokingclaret » Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:23 am
Scotty, beam us up

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by Wokingclaret » Fri Jun 24, 2022 5:02 am
Ooh you are awful but I like you......(push)
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by Wokingclaret » Fri Jun 24, 2022 5:07 am
Hey up Foggy
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The Enclosure
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by The Enclosure » Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:10 am
oh wasn't that a shame.
Keeep dancing
Give us a twirl
What do points make?
Youre such a lovely audience,much better than last week.
Ooooh Betty.
Shut that door
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HB Claret
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by HB Claret » Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:10 am
Unbelievable Jeff
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timshorts
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by timshorts » Fri Jun 24, 2022 7:39 am
Beagle wrote: ↑Thu Jun 23, 2022 11:45 pm
Drink!/Feck!/Arse!/Girls!
That would be an ecumenical matter.
What's on the end of the stick, Vic?
Have you seen it? Have you seen it? Where's me washboard?
Where is Jessica Hyde?
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Claretlad
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by Claretlad » Fri Jun 24, 2022 8:12 am
not like that,like that
egg box box egg
its the way i tell em
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IanMcL
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by IanMcL » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:08 pm
I'll have a P Bob
For you the chase is over.
Crackerjack!
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ClaretCliff
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by ClaretCliff » Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:46 pm
My name is Harry Worth. I don’t know why but it is.