Welcome to the Everton dressing room Tarky

[ClaretTony]

This is what he will be walking into

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[ClaretMov]

I could just see Tarkowski in a dress

[Zlatan]

Is that Claire Balding on the left?

[randomclaret2]

The more mediocre the player, the more attention seeking the outfit

[elwaclaret]

Their taste is clearly all in their mouths.

[ClaretTony]

Is that Claire Balding on the left?

I’d seen that comparison

[gawthorpe_view]

Is that Claire Balding on the left?

Young Michael Fabricant.

[Paulclaret]

When did Tom Davies become a 60 year old wearing his pyjamas and dressing gown to go out?

[andyh]

I wouldn’t wish it on Tarky again but I would love Everton to be relegated.

[BackoffDave]

Gonna take a punt and say most commenting on here are middle aged to OAP and spend 95% of the time wearing a polo shirt/football top that barely contains their beer belly, with a pair of old school blue grandad jeans, and either sh*t black shoes or slippers?

[Bosscat]

Gonna take a punt and say most commenting on here are middle aged to OAP and spend 95% of the time wearing a polo shirt/football top that barely contains their beer belly, with a pair of old school blue grandad jeans, and either sh*t black shoes or slippers?

We now get a picture of your wardrobe choices Dave

What are old school blue Grandad Jeans ...

[Guller Bull]

This thread feels like bait.

[ClaretAndJew]

Like they've got dressed in the dark.

[Bosscat]

F1 is as bad as Evertons fashionistas ... well Lewis Hamilton is

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[ClaretCliff]

Gonna take a punt and say most commenting on here are middle aged to OAP and spend 95% of the time wearing a polo shirt/football top that barely contains their beer belly, with a pair of old school blue grandad jeans, and either sh*t black shoes or slippers?

I’ll also take a punt and say that most commentating on here are people who know how to get dressed without looking a complete tw*t.

[what_no_pies]

Live and let live.

[karatekid]

A fool and his money are easily parted.

[Woodleyclaret]

Everton are already in xxxxcreek without Richalison and if Dive Dive Gordon leaves they are serious relegation candidates .Tarks was seriously deluded if he thinks this once great team will give him a route to the World Cup.

[Barlickclaret]

Everton will be safe, the prem bend over backwards to change there ko times to suit them, or ban there players in season after.

[Leisure]

A tool and his money are easily parted.

Corrected that for you.

[Stayingup]

Gonna take a punt and say most commenting on here are middle aged to OAP and spend 95% of the time wearing a polo shirt/football top that barely contains their beer belly, with a pair of old school blue grandad jeans, and either sh*t black shoes or slippers?

You might want to take a punt on the under 40' s that go in my local nowadays. Grossly overweight, shaved heads or jusy bald from eating junk food, tattooed all over even on the heads and barely comprehensible when they do actually try to speak and empty headed. Not all of course but generally standards have dropped dramatically and not just a few.

[AwayClaret]

I mean I'm all for people being comfortable in their own style of clothing but WTF!

[k90bfc]

Best of luck!

[Longsidelenny1882]

I wear an outfit like Davies but never leave the house in it utc

[TomtheClaret]

WTAF

[bfcjg]

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He's just spotted them, penny for his thoughts., mine would be FFS from Ben Mee,Bardsley and Pieters to the three Amigos.

[Fenwick]

From left to right; Rupert the Bear, Grange Hill, Dr Who

[dsr]

You might want to take a punt on the under 40' s that go in my local nowadays. Grossly overweight, shaved heads or jusy bald from eating junk food, tattooed all over even on the heads and barely comprehensible when they do actually try to speak and empty headed. Not all of course but generally standards have dropped dramatically and not just a few.

I learned something about people who have tattoos on faces, piercings, shaved heads, overweight, and so forth, when a couple like that moved in next door to me.

I learned that they are nice, pleasant, friendly, good neighbours, and are just normal people with different tastes in personal appearance from me.

(Mind you, that Everton trio ... )

[UpTheClaretsFCBK]

From left to right; Rupert the Bear, Grange Hill, Dr Who

3. Sherlock Homeless

[Steve1956]

Footballers never had any taste did they?

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[longsidetrumpet]

You might want to take a punt on the under 40' s that go in my local nowadays. Grossly overweight, shaved heads or jusy bald from eating junk food, tattooed all over even on the heads and barely comprehensible when they do actually try to speak and empty headed. Not all of course but generally standards have dropped dramatically and not just a few.

Can you go bald from eating junk food?

[KRBFC]

Everton will be safe, the prem bend over backwards to change there ko times to suit them, or ban there players in season after.

That's absolute ********, the PL changed kick off times meant we played BEFORE Everton nearly every week, that absolutely should have benefitted us.

[Cleveleys_claret]

This is what he will be walking into


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As horrific as these outfits are they are what they feel comfortable in and allows them to fully express themselves. As a sufferer of Mental Health Tony I thought you would be above ridiculing others

[longsidetrumpet]

Deserve ridiculing they look proper kn@bs

[Rileybobs]

Worth just noting that at least two of these outfits were for fashion shoots. Either way, who cares. Makes a change from the generic footballer designer gear.

[Middle-agedClaret]

As horrific as these outfits are they are what they feel comfortable in and allows them to fully express themselves. As a sufferer of Mental Health Tony I thought you would be above ridiculing others

I can only hope this is an attempt at a cast…

[Jamesy]

As horrific as these outfits are they are what they feel comfortable in and allows them to fully express themselves. As a sufferer of Mental Health Tony I thought you would be above ridiculing others

And who said humour was dead eh?

[ClaretTony]

As horrific as these outfits are they are what they feel comfortable in and allows them to fully express themselves. As a sufferer of Mental Health Tony I thought you would be above ridiculing others

No wonder I’ve spent much of the last 24 hours contemplating shutting this message board down.

[Cleveleys_claret]

Apologies if I have offended anyone. I just dont know what what someone is wearing has anything to do with anybody else. Everyone is different and that's what makes the world an amazing place

[Jamesy]

Apologies if I have offended anyone. I just dont know what what someone is wearing has anything to do with anybody else. Everyone is different and that's what makes the world an amazing place

But you are missing the point, it’s humour. And once of a day humour made the world a better place. The world won’t be such an amazing place if we cannot laugh now and again. I’m sure these three will laugh in years to come when they look back at these photos.

[Steve1956]

No wonder I’ve spent much of the last 24 hours contemplating shutting this message board down.

Bit drastic Tony the good ones far outweigh the bellends on here....just ban them and their IP address...to many bellends get banned and return almost immediately under a new guise...don't let the b@stards get you down.

[Jamesy]

Bit drastic Tony the good ones far outweigh the bellends on here....just ban them and their IP address...to many bellends get banned and return almost immediately under a new guise...don't let the b@stards get you down.

How do they come back under a new guise? Their IP address is blocked too. I was banned for a year for which I am not proud but I couldn’t create another account as my IP address was blocked.

[Rileybobs]

How do they come back under a new guise? Their IP address is blocked too. I was banned for a year for which I am not proud but I couldn’t create another account as my IP address was blocked.

VPN at a guess.

[fidelcastro]

How many usernames has Frank had now?

[Rileybobs]

How many usernames has Frank had now?

As you can tell, rebranding the name is the easy thing - the image is another question entirely.