Tinned Food Count Perello Pitted Queen Olives 350G

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:25 pm

Last season when we where struggling for a win I did the tinned food count for the first time that season against Brentford to try and change our luck ultimately we put in one of our best performances of a poor season so as not to get caught out against Huddersfield I'm giving this Claretsmad/Up the Clarets institution one last swansong to get us off to a flyer....I know one or two will help out but let's keep it going for a full season between us and I'm sure it will help us have a promotion winning season,the wife has some weird & wonderful stuff in the cupboards...and I'm sure others have to
Juice & number of olives
5 points for each
To be predicted at your leisure not the old 24 hr format

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:31 pm

And Bosscat don't be thinking he did olives last time and go scouring the archives...they arnt the same.

Dawlishclaret · Post by **Dawlishclaret** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:41 pm

Well done Steve. A tricky commodity, my guess is 80 olives and 144 ml of juice.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:42 pm

Afternoon all,

Well this is a most welcome surprise.

So without further delay

I can confirm for certain that the are,

89 Popeye's girlfriends

and

141 mls of Joooosay.

3 points for sure on the morrow, (if you're reading this on Thursday that is)

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:56 pm

Gawthorpe & Dawlish....Queen olives guys

tarkys_ears · Post by **tarkys_ears** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:57 pm

56 olives

212ml jews

Cheers seteve

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:57 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:31 pm
And Bosscat don't be thinking he did olives last time and go scouring the archives...they arnt the same.

And don't you go bloody eating them whilst doing the count ya greedy bugger

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:57 pm

39 olives

174ml of juice

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:02 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 4:57 pm
And don't you go bloody eating them whilst doing the count ya greedy bugger

I'll tell you what the are the finest tinned olives I've ever tasted and I truly recommend them ...so I can't say I won't have a nibble.
They will be in a bowl along with a nice glass or two of malt at 7.45 come Friday..UTC

Longsider · Post by **Longsider** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:05 pm

44 Olives
246juice

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:13 pm

37 Olivetti's
202 mls of salty watery Juicyness

Nice one Steve M8y

Eloise Laws · Post by **Eloise Laws** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:15 pm

17 olives
100 ml juice

3 points, a clean sheet, and a happy forum afterwards
UTC

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:00 pm

The original counters will tell you that you have to follow certain rules for the positive effect on the team to take place. I don't know if any research has been done as to whether that still applies to the modern era.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:08 pm

Different league, different manager, different format, exciting times.

29 fruit of the gods.
112 mils of fake Italian Virgin oil

Cheers Steve

tiger76 · Post by **tiger76** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:14 pm

I'm usually rubbish at this, but I'll give at a bash anyway.

41 olives
188 mls of joose.

Cheers for stepping up Steve, and hopefully you can play your part in getting the Kompany era up and running with a win.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:31 pm

Thanks for the count Steve. Lack of counters will probably see it fizzle out about November but cheers for stepping up.
25 royal ladies
In 160ml joose.
UTC

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:36 pm

If its successful ... there will be no shortage of counters (I have been sussing out tins ready to go

already) and perhaps a revamp to the old rules is just what is needed ...

As nonaynever says ... Different League ... Different Manager ... Different Format ... Exciting Times

wilks_bfc · Post by **wilks_bfc** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:51 pm

I’ve dusted off the old copy of the “Anagamithmic Method to Tinned Food Counting” by the leading expert of the earth 20th Century, Count Finn Deni-Godot and refreshed the guessing cells

43 olives
134mls

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:52 pm

Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:31 pm
Thanks for the count Steve. Lack of counters will probably see it fizzle out about November but cheers for stepping up.
25 royal ladies
In 160ml joose.
UTC

If it's going well and the team is winning I'll do it myself every week

The old guard give up on the tradition it's a new start ..new season....new rules. Less stuffy just go for it and count the F******g beans

Cabbage · Post by **Cabbage** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:53 pm

Love this game. Thanks Steve1956

30 olives
150 ml juice

UTC!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:54 pm

Hipper wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:00 pm
The original counters will tell you that you have to follow certain rules for the positive effect on the team to take place. I don't know if any research has been done as to whether that still applies to the modern era.

it's 2022 not 1964 get counting Hipper

green_parrot · Post by **green_parrot** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:31 pm

34 olives
195ml juice

Thanks Steve.

MDWat · Post by **MDWat** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:52 pm

61 disgusting things
143ml of rancid jus

cricketfield73 · Post by **cricketfield73** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:09 pm

36 Olives
180 ml juice

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:18 pm

33 Queen olives, 137ml juice, I think you'll find.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:52 pm

green_parrot wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:31 pm
34 olives
195ml juice

Thanks Steve.

Nice to see a true stalwart back in the running.

Is the Admiral still with us, Redbeard that is?

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:55 pm

Has there been any mention of thr fabled knitted garment?

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:05 pm

gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:55 pm
Has there been any mention of thr fabled knitted garment?

Just had a quick look through the archives couldnt find anything so ,we shall be having a new fabled garment from now on ...fabled knitted underpants...we have to move forward with the times

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:16 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:05 pm
Just had a quick look through the archives couldnt find anything so ,we shall be having a new fabled garment from now on ...fabled knitted underpants...we have to move forward with the times

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We had a lad in our year at high school.who's Gran knitted him some swimming trunks ... lets just say they weren't very successful

1st time in the pool they sort of grew a bit from trunks to long trousers

he was forever known as "Baggy" cheers Steve you have brought back a long lost memory ... am laughing like a bloody drain now

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:19 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 10:16 pm
We had a lad in our year at high school.who's Gran knitted him some swimming trunks ... lets just say they weren't very successful 1st time in the pool they sort of grew a bit from trunks to long trousers he was forever known as "Baggy" cheers Steve you have brought back a long lost memory ... am laughing like a bloody drain now

Gillian has told me loads of stories about her Dad and his knitted underpants trailing behind him as he got out of the sea after a swim...completely true story

catcatcher · Post by **catcatcher** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 6:25 am

47 olives 🫒🫒🫒

152ml of juice

BigF · Post by **BigF** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:14 am

65 olives
124ml juice

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:48 am

48 Olives,202 juice. UTC.

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:55 am

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Mon Jul 25, 2022 7:54 pm
it's 2022 not 1964 get counting Hipper

OK.

35 Olives
36ml jooooose.

Hurstwood_Claret · Post by **Hurstwood_Claret** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 12:15 pm

60 Olives

120 ML Jucie

Brucefanclaret · Post by **Brucefanclaret** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 2:55 pm

Well, this is all jolly spiffing! Well done, Steve1956.
58 olives and 137 ml of juice, I think you’ll find. UTC!

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 4:38 pm

23 fruit of the Olea europaea

158ml liquid accompaniment

paderbornclaret · Post by **paderbornclaret** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:59 pm

At last...!!

49 olives
102 ml

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:00 pm

21 olives
170 ml olive water

Zlatan · Post by **Zlatan** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:32 pm

27 devils testes and 131 ml of jooooose

addisclaret · Post by **addisclaret** » Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:02 pm

Tricky one for the season opener this. Had to google it to find out what a queen olive is, answer was a big bugger looking at the pics, so I will go for:

21 Queens
143 ml of joooose.

Oppycat · Post by **Oppycat** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 12:52 am

Thanks for your canny efforts to ensure victory. 29 olives, 128ml juice

vancouverclaret · Post by **vancouverclaret** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 2:45 am

32 and 140

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 5:19 am

26 little green things
184 mil of joooooose.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:37 am

What a great response 30 tinned food maniacs,I know Bosscat will help with the contents of his cupboard...just need a few more volunteers to get us through the season and make it a successful one.
The result will be posted at 6 pm on Friday.
UTC and thanks for the entries we are all as mad as hatters.

Claretmisterg · Post by **Claretmisterg** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:39 am

24 Olivia and 199ml of jooooosey joos
Cheers Steve

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:56 am

Good job this chap wasn't doing tinned food count

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:12 am

This one will be intresting when I do this one,I wonder if the wife adds these to my salads.....

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ClaretGeorgina · Post by **ClaretGeorgina** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:55 am

Long time UTC viewer and lurker, first time poster here so firstly hi to everyone

and most importantly here's my guess:
40 olives
78ml juice

africlaret · Post by **africlaret** » Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:58 am

Olives 39
Juice 156