Bought a house for £2000

[Rowls]

Hi rowls I’m the virtual metaverse burglar assigned to your neighbourhood. Any chance you can let me know when your out so i can case the place. Many thanks

If you can help me find the way out you can have the place.

It's literally crawling with Nazis.

The estate agents didn't mention anything about this.

[Rowls]

Honeysuckle is English for Wolfenstein.

Having thought about it, I think you're right. It explains everything: The Germans, the Nazi iconography, the low res graphics. It all makes sense.

Oh, what a fool I've been.

I'm trying to find my way out now but the pesky Germans keep on -what was that word you used before?- respunking and coming back to life.

Oh christ.

I've wasted £2000 on this hellhole and it doesn't even have double glazing.

Come to think of it, I've not even seen any windows yet.

Somebody send help. I think th

[Rowls]

[dsr]

I can get rid of these Germans for £1,500, and after I've done it your property will be still there and worth more than the £2k you paid. Unfortunately I don't have a metaverse accout so you'll have to send me real money, but once the cheque has cleared I'll get on with the job.

If I don't succeed, you can have back double what you paid. That's £3,000. By then, of course, I'll have my meta accouint set up so you can have it in metamoney.

[ClaretPete001]

Rowls are you sure you haven't wandered into the weekly meet of the European Research Group?

[AGENT_CLARET]

WTF Is this all about

[JohnMac]

I was listening to something about the metaverse yesterday and the money being spent by big name corporations.

Thank goodness they didn't try to find a solution for global poverty instead!

[Bigvince]

Me no understand !

[IanMcL]

I think you have been scammed Rowls - or gone into the wrong front door!

[No Ney Never]

What happens if a virtual Putin comes along and decides to annex your metaverse or even decides to use a virtual nuke?

[Jacob Rees Dogg]

At least you will be nice and warm in your meta house when the rest of us are shivering due to rolling blackouts this winter.