Things you wouldn't like to be

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:31 am

A fish, I'd hate to be a fish.

Pickles · Post by **Pickles** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:35 am

A Rovers fan.

summitclaret · Post by **summitclaret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:47 am

A Man U fan.

Granny WeatherWax · Post by **Granny WeatherWax** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:51 am

A Penguin, their lives look a real torture!

Stproc · Post by **Stproc** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:55 am

Somebody who thinks Andrew Tate is misunderstood or the victim!

karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:59 am

A Russian conscript

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:05 am

I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would

Away, I'd rather sail away
Like a swan that's here and gone
A man gets tied up to the ground
He gives the world its saddest sound
Its saddest sound

I'd rather be a forest than a street
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would

I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would

beddie · Post by **beddie** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:07 am

Rich.

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:12 am

Under the thumb

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:13 am

A seat cushion in a curry house.

It Is What It Is · Post by **It Is What It Is** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:14 am

A woman.
Far too complex, complicated and completely illogical.

bpgburn · Post by **bpgburn** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:16 am

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:17 am

Traffic warden

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:17 am

Katie Price's knicker gusset,can't see that being much fun.🫣

ClaretFelix · Post by **ClaretFelix** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:18 am

Sheffield United's accountant...

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:19 am

Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:31 am
A fish, I'd hate to be a fish.

Yeah, there is always something out to get you.

In a human context - a roadworker. being that guy stood in the road holding a Stop/Go sign, working long days on a motorway, miles from anywhere.

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 am

claptrappers_union wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:19 am
Yeah, there is always something out to get you.

In a human context - a roadworker. being that guy stood in the road holding a Stop/Go sign, working long days on a motorway, miles from anywhere.

Imagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:32 am

Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 am
Imagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.

I've not watched all the episodes of that show, but there is a point when Paul Whitehouse catches a fish, admires it and puts it back; it aggressively wriggles away and darts off upstream.

Paul looked at Bob and said, "he swam away in a hurry, didn't he!" Bob replies in a deadpan delivery, "I think you might've made him late for an appointment."

I nearly spat my brew out at the line.

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:34 am

Bosscat.

Chester Perry · Post by **Chester Perry** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:34 am

The perception some on here have of the real life Chester Perry

fortunately they are miles off

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:37 am

Right wing.

NottsClaret · Post by **NottsClaret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:40 am

Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 am
Imagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.

He's a clever guy is Bob Mortimer.

CaptJohn · Post by **CaptJohn** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:40 am

A statue of a fish in Trafalgar Square next to a pigeon feeding area

Roosterbooster · Post by **Roosterbooster** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:42 am

Famous

Robbie_painter · Post by **Robbie_painter** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:42 am

A libtard

halfmanhalfbiscuit · Post by **halfmanhalfbiscuit** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:43 am

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:05 am
I'd rather be a sparrow than a snail
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would

I'd rather be a hammer than a nail
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would

Away, I'd rather sail away
Like a swan that's here and gone
A man gets tied up to the ground
He gives the world its saddest sound
Its saddest sound

I'd rather be a forest than a street
Yes, I would
If I could
I surely would

I'd rather feel the earth beneath my feet
Yes, I would
If I only could
I surely would

I've just listed to this song, literally just this minute.

My answer is a slug.
They're just pointless and horrible.

HiThere · Post by **HiThere** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:44 am

What about things you would like to be?

A spider. Just so I can finally hear a woman say, "Oh my God, it's huge!"

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:47 am

Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 am
Imagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.

That statement needs a bit of work.

Do some investigation and discover the error in that sentence.

Greenmile · Post by **Greenmile** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:48 am

Someone who unironically uses the word “libtard”.

MrTopTier · Post by **MrTopTier** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:49 am

NottsClaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:40 am
He's a clever guy is Bob Mortimer.

Just read his autobiography and he comes across as a genuinely sound bloke. Very down to earth.

Random fact he has a cat called Gudmonson.

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:51 am

Funkydrummer wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:47 am
That statement needs a bit of work.

Do some investigation and discover the error in that sentence.

Funkydrummers wife,
chill I know he was a solicitor it's just his demeanour in the fishing programme

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:52 am

Another random fact, gleaned from "Would I Lie To You ?"

He once took one (or some ?) of his own adult teeth out !!!!!

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:57 am

Stproc wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 10:55 am
Somebody who thinks Andrew Tate is misunderstood or the victim!

There are probably 3 sides to that story, which isn’t unusual. I’d imagine the actual facts and truth will come out over time.

https://twitter.com/censoredmen/status/ ... X2vNs5Kkmg

Claretforever · Post by **Claretforever** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:00 pm

Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:17 am
Katie Price's knicker gusset,can't see that being much fun.🫣

I can’t imagine it’d be anywhere near her body, she’s never got any on she’s had that many men.

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:04 pm

A horse in Blackburn

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:07 pm

Old and bitter

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:15 pm

A pothole.

FulledgeClaret · Post by **FulledgeClaret** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:17 pm

Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:21 am
Imagine being a fish and someone as thick as Bob Mortimer catching you,you would be absolutely devastated.

he isn't thick that's just an act for the cameras, he has 3 A-Levels and a LLM Masters of Law in Welfare Law.

Boss Hogg · Post by **Boss Hogg** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:23 pm

Greenmile · Post by **Greenmile** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:28 pm

Boss Hogg wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:23 pm
Woke

Can you define “woke” for me please? (NB - I’m looking for a definition, not examples)

Google gives me this definition - “alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination” - but I presume you must have a different one.

My question is open to anyone who wants to have a go at answering it, btw.

Tribesmen · Post by **Tribesmen** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:30 pm

Boss Hogg wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:23 pm
Woke

What is woke ?????? I have read it on here so many times and not a clue what it is apart from "someone woke me up this morning" .

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:30 pm

A chicken for two obvious reasons. You'd either end up at Ewood or eaten

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:31 pm

FulledgeClaret wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:17 pm
he isn't thick that's just an act for the cameras, he has 3 A-Levels and a LLM Masters of Law in Welfare Law.

I've already addressed my post,please read thread throughly before jumping on my back.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:37 pm

halfmanhalfbiscuit wrote: ↑
Fri Jan 20, 2023 11:43 am
I've just listed to this song, literally just this minute.

My answer is a slug.
They're just pointless and horrible.

Me too just before I posted it hmhb ...

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:43 pm

Rich........so hopefully win Euro millions tonight

a bit of reverse psychology going on there.

arise_sir_charge · Post by **arise_sir_charge** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 12:52 pm

Bosscat’s emoji button.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:08 pm

Nicola Sturgeon.

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 1:08 pm

Someone who gets wound up by posts on here.

Lip · Post by **Lip** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 3:38 pm

Dead.

ceborame · Post by **ceborame** » Fri Jan 20, 2023 4:14 pm

I wouldn't like to be one of those females with the puffy lips and a tan in January, who plays with her phone and you wonder how she does it with false nails like that. She goes home to watch Love Island and Facebooks her 'friends' about it, then goes to bed dreaming about being Coleen Rooney.