Another first for Blackburn?

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Another first for Blackburn?

Post by Suratclaret » Tue Nov 05, 2024 11:40 am

Not widely reported here in Thailand but…


An incredibly unfortunate British tourist had to be rescued after falling through a ceiling whilst covered in poo in a red light district in Thailand. Paul Hadfield, 51, from Blackburn, Lancashire, was allegedly 'extremely drunk' when he returned to his room in the early hours of Monday morning, November 4.

Staff said they heard groans and banging in the room but thought nothing of it - until Paul's legs came crashing through the ceiling of an adjacent internet cafe packed with gamers. Shocked locals called police as the naked holidaymaker cried for help with his legs dangling through the floorboards.

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by bfcjg » Tue Nov 05, 2024 12:27 pm

Suratclaret wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 11:40 am
Not widely reported here in Thailand but…


An incredibly unfortunate British tourist had to be rescued after falling through a ceiling whilst covered in poo in a red light district in Thailand. Paul Hadfield, 51, from Blackburn, Lancashire, was allegedly 'extremely drunk' when he returned to his room in the early hours of Monday morning, November 4.

Staff said they heard groans and banging in the room but thought nothing of it - until Paul's legs came crashing through the ceiling of an adjacent internet cafe packed with gamers. Shocked locals called police as the naked holidaymaker cried for help with his legs dangling through the floorboards.
Any news on the horse ?
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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by summitclaret » Tue Nov 05, 2024 12:28 pm

The Police are asking for any information regarding a grey mare found in the bedroom.

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by Suratclaret » Tue Nov 05, 2024 1:32 pm

More likely were several fillies in that part of Thailand..

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by FCBurnley » Tue Nov 05, 2024 1:49 pm

One hell of a blow job !

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by Foshiznik » Tue Nov 05, 2024 1:50 pm

What a load of horse ****.

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by Tribesmen » Tue Nov 05, 2024 2:01 pm

What happened with the so called horse in Blackburn anyway ?

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by bfcjg » Tue Nov 05, 2024 2:54 pm

Did he Bangkok when he straddled the joist ? 😧

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by pushpinpussy » Tue Nov 05, 2024 3:23 pm

Seems like he has had a mare.

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by Clovius Boofus » Tue Nov 05, 2024 3:35 pm

He wasn't only drunk. Lord knows what he was getting up to in the hotel bedroom.

The dirty *******.

Naked British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by IPAclaret » Tue Nov 05, 2024 3:45 pm

Standard shadsworth behaviour. Nothing to see here move along people.

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by claretonthecoast1882 » Tue Nov 05, 2024 4:03 pm

Be amazed if it is a first for that town

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Nov 05, 2024 4:46 pm

He wasn't deliberately naked. He's recently lost weight and his jeans simply fell down.

I can't explain the pop though.
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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by Clovius Boofus » Tue Nov 05, 2024 6:53 pm

I suppose this puts a whole new meaning about getting shitfaced on holiday.

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Re: Another first for Blackburn?

Post by Bosscat » Tue Nov 05, 2024 7:21 pm

Clovius Boofus wrote:
Tue Nov 05, 2024 6:53 pm
I suppose this puts a whole new meaning about getting shitfaced on holiday.
The folks in the Internet cafe were in danger of being shitfaced 🤮

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