This made me laugh

[Vegas Claret]

Clever

[BurnleyFC]

Or the Put Nothing Inn

[MeeActon1]

Not funny to be fair, about time it went back to its proper name. Gimmick over.

[chekhov]

Clever, but not a great name for a public house.
There’s a chimney sweep business locally where I live called “Up in Smoke”. Also not a great name, expressing the opposite of what you want to achieve.

[HurstGrangeClaret]

Think some people on this board have had a sense of humour bypass!

[alboclaret]

Not funny to be fair, about time it went back to its proper name. Gimmick over.

Are you the life of the party in a group of pals.?

Seriously though.... i like the dyche name.

[Stonehouse]

How about as the boss used to say as the shop steward went in to see the boss for a pay rise .
Thas gerrin Nowt

[bfcjg]

The Royal Dyche is a great name and it will always be known as that now, celebrating a massive achievement from a Burnley legend why would you want to change it ?
No one I know refers to it as the Prinny now. ( ridiculous name change was the Clog and Spindle)

[CharlieinNewMexico]

There’s an insulating company near me called E.T.Foam Home.

[Stonehouse]

There’s an insulating company near me called E.T.Foam Home.

How about Drawn at Home ?

[The Shire Claret]

Clean Sheet Tavern

The Trafford Arms

[ColneMonkey]

Unrelated, but there’s a joiner who’s named his company “Chisel me Timbers” that I see occasionally on my commute to work.

Always gives me a chuckle.

[Stonehouse]

Unrelated, but there’s a joiner who’s named his company “Chisel me Timbers” that I see occasionally on my commute to work.

Always gives me a chuckle.

Isn’t that similar to the creep Oliver Ryan our local mp?

[alf_resco]

Walter Wall carpets.
Near where I live.
Say it a few times ....

[ClaretCliff]

I pass an undertakers occasionally called Unique Funerals.
Surely every funeral is unique - you’ll never have another one !

[ClaretAndJew]

[Stalbansclaret]

I logged in just to like the above…. Very funny !

[Guller Bull]

There is a roofer somewhere near us in Dumfries (often see his van) called Bonnie Tiler.

[ClaretAndJew]

Another

[kwwden]

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby.

[Tribesmen]

Sofa king in the States.
The ad was , sofa king good .......

Another light years ago I knew a lad who did sand blasting and his logo on his van was , North or South we will blast it ohh that was during the troubles in Ireland

[IanMcL]

There is a roofer somewhere near us in Dumfries (often see his van) called Bonnie Tiler.

Is that the guy who was in Dumfries but is now somewhere in France?

[Volvoclaret]

Is that the guy who was in Dumfries but is now somewhere in France?

Aye he's lost.

[Goalkeeper]

Isn’t that similar to the creep Oliver Ryan our local mp?

How on earth is this relevant to the thread, which is one of the funniest in a long time?

[Clarets4me]

There is an award winning beauticians on Padiham Road named, " Hard as Nails ", and there was another hairdressers on Colne Road, I think now defunct, called " Curl up and Dye " ... In addition, I once frequented a Gift Shop in Oxford trading as " The Present Dilemma " ...

[Selby Claret]

My grandad used to have the post office on Whalley Road in Accrington in the 80s before retiring to Yorkshire.
Went to visit a few years back when we played Stanley away in the cup.
Had changed to a beauty salon called Royal Nail. Nice touch.

[Poulton-le-Claret]

Atalanta manager speaking about Lookman after he took and missed a penalty last night:

"Lookman was not supposed to take that penalty, he is one of the worst penalty takers I've ever seen," Gasperini said.

"He has a frankly terrible record even in training, he converts very few of them. Retegui and De Ketelaere were there, but Lookman in a moment of enthusiasm after scoring decided to take the ball and that was a gesture I did not appreciate at all."

[Stonehouse]

How on earth is this relevant to the thread, which is one of the funniest in a long time?

Chisel me Timbers is very near to the WhatsApp group the 2 mps and other councillors had .and was called Trigger me Timbers,so that’s why I thought it was relevant to that particular comment.

[Plissken]

Aye he's lost.

Needs to turn around.

[steve_f]

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