Kamil Grosicki

fatboy47 · Post by **fatboy47** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 3:57 am

next week.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:35 am

I really hope we sign him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDlyjK673O4

jlup1980 · Post by **jlup1980** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 7:21 am

Jimscho wrote:Who did he play for.

He was the Irish bloke wasn't he?

Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:29 am

Looks like an impressive attacking player - really hope he comes here

His 5 best goals

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Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:36 am

His missus is pretty tasty too.....

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karatekid · Post by **karatekid** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:39 am

CnBtruntru wrote:Here is his top 5 songs of all time -
1. Viva Las Vegas –Elvis Presley
2. Poker Face – Lady Gaga
3. Blackjack – Ray Charles
4. Tumbling Dice – The Rolling Stones
5. The Winner Takes it All – ABBA

My favourite would be the Gambler - Kenny Rogers

here is a couple more:-

gambler - madonna
ace of spades - motorhead

mkmel · Post by **mkmel** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:00 am

CnBtruntru wrote:Here is his top 5 songs of all time -
1. Viva Las Vegas –Elvis Presley
2. Poker Face – Lady Gaga
3. Blackjack – Ray Charles
4. Tumbling Dice – The Rolling Stones
5. The Winner Takes it All – ABBA

My favourite would be the Gambler - Kenny Rogers

Poker Face?

No,but I might do later!

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:01 am

Our challenge is to make this thread as long as the Adeola Friday thread. Only another 9584 posts to go

dsr · Post by **dsr** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:10 am

If we don't get Grosicki, what's Andrew Driver doing now?

LawsCanalJump · Post by **LawsCanalJump** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:10 am

Kamil grosicki

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:12 am

Camel Toes

Cirrus_Minor · Post by **Cirrus_Minor** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:26 pm

fatboy47 wrote:next week.

I bet he doesn't.

jlup1980 · Post by **jlup1980** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:36 pm

dsr wrote:If we don't get Grosicki, what's Andrew Driver doing now?

He's still waiting for his agent to receive a call from our club; so is that Riordan chap!

mickleoverclaret · Post by **mickleoverclaret** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:44 pm

KRBFC wrote:Why is Grosicki a sub for Rennes? It appears he hasn't started many games for them this season.

His manager won't play him because he's a dinosaur who prefers hard workers with no footballing ability. And he smokes 40 a day.

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:16 pm

mickleoverclaret wrote:His manager won't play him because he's a dinosaur who prefers hard workers with no footballing ability. And he smokes 40 a day.

Are we talking the Manager or Humpy?

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:29 pm

mickleoverclaret wrote: And he smokes 40 a day.

A winger who smokes? Go on then we'll have him.............

Belial · Post by **Belial** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:44 pm

Sutton-Claret wrote:His missus is pretty tasty too.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6gbFNcy8nA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Judging by the fact he looks like Steve McDonald after a 7 day bender, it can only be assumed that the ability to kick a ball and get some clouds tattooed on your arm will result in attention from an aesthetically pleasing individual as the one you have pointed out

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:52 pm

He will not be signing. Clearly unstable. He would be a disruptive influence in the dressing room.

BennyD · Post by **BennyD** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:02 pm

He's a slippery f*cker if he can land a bit of skirt like that. Mind you, the bridesmaids are worth a squirt too. Sign him!

welsbyswife · Post by **welsbyswife** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:34 pm

BennyD wrote:He's a slippery f*cker if he can land a bit of skirt like that. Mind you, the bridesmaids are worth a squirt too. Sign him!

Quality! Made me laugh! Love the vampire teeth on his missis v. sexy!

HiroshimaClaret · Post by **HiroshimaClaret** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:46 am

We DEFINITELY need someone `different` who will put the opposition defence on the back foot, even better on their arses. We don`t really have anyone of that ilk (Gray perhaps). Grosicki certainly looks like he would fit the bill and appears to be able to play anywhere in midfield or up front. The notion that he would disrupt the dressing room is total dross. He would certainly excite the natives too and Turf Moor buzzing as we know is a HUGE asset. We DO have an incredible team ethos but in the second half of the season other team`s star players seem to turn it on and convert losses into draws and those draws into wins. I think we suffered with that in our previous forays in the Premier League. Personally think Hull are doomed but the likes of Swansea (who I think WILL be relegated) DO have a game-changer in Sigurdsson, Palace in Zaha and Benteke, Sunderland MAY have Defoe. Those teams and the others in the mix WILL throw money at it in January. ONE astute signing like Grosicki and A N other might see us survive. We will NEVER have a better chance.

Reecey1987 · Post by **Reecey1987** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:04 pm

Looks like boro have beat us

Barry_Chuckle · Post by **Barry_Chuckle** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:07 pm

Looks like it could be a case of "Money Talks" Boro will offer higher wages than us, and with the rumours about Grosicki, he needs all the brass he can get

LawsCanalJump · Post by **LawsCanalJump** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:22 pm

any good casinos in Middlesbrough?

Burnley Ace · Post by **Burnley Ace** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:32 pm

Every time I hear a story about a player choosing Middlesborough I always think of Terry Cochrane who signed for them thinking it was closer to London

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:46 pm

Burnley Ace wrote:Every time I hear a story about a player choosing Middlesborough I always think of Terry Cochrane who signed for them thinking it was closer to London

Depends which way you're going mate. If you're going via Edinburgh then over the top. It probably is!

Guich · Post by **Guich** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 2:04 pm

If we signed him I'd hope we had the pacey, skilful player we need.

If someone else signs him I hope he's the one decent game in six, petulant gambler who just needs money and will be disruptive to a dressing room.

Aitor Karanka is probably the best coach I can think of who could turn this into an expensive disaster. Here's hoping!

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 2:06 pm

They can have the scumbag. Close the thread.

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 3:08 pm

Is there anyone with a pair of football boots that West Ham aren't bidding for?

BurnleyPaul · Post by **BurnleyPaul** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 3:44 pm

Spiral wrote:Is there anyone with a pair of football boots that West Ham aren't bidding for?

Joey Barton- their fans don't want him!

Heathclaret · Post by **Heathclaret** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 3:46 pm

Was it even true that we were interested in signing him this window?

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:07 pm

be a shame as he is a good player, sure Karwanka will coach that out of him

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 4:34 pm

Spiral wrote:Is there anyone with a pair of football boots that West Ham aren't bidding for?

Or Boro?

Giftonsnoidea · Post by **Giftonsnoidea** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:05 pm

I really hope we have a plan b if we're not in for him, of comparable quality!

PhilC · Post by **PhilC** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:01 pm

So ... playing squash tonight in central london and i was approached by a polish guy on the next court during a break and as usual had my Burnley top on, this guys brother is best mates with grosicki ...yeah yeah i thought sensing bullsh!t, but the guy really was in the know as i quizzed him and he was prepared to ring his brother up to prove it .... in summary, what happened at the last transfer deadline date is as follows..
1. Grosicki really wanted to come
2. He hasnt gambled for a year now and his debts are being properly managed by someone else but its not as high as reported
3. Rennes wanted €2m more at the very last minute amd thats why the deal fell through.

And now ....
1.He is waiting for Payet to leave and is looking to join West Ham.

I have no reason to doubt the guy,itmightbe bull, but we will see... especially if he joins West Ham

Clarettintedlense · Post by **Clarettintedlense** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:09 pm

PhilC wrote:So ... playing squash tonight in central london and i was approached by a polish guy on the next court during a break and as usual had my Burnley top on, this guys brother is best mates with grosicki ...yeah yeah i thought sensing bullsh!t, but the guy really was in the know as i quizzed him and he was prepared to ring his brother up to prove it .... in summary, what happened at the last transfer deadline date is as follows..
1. Grosicki really wanted to come
2. He hasnt gambled for a year now and his debts are being properly managed by someone else but its not as high as reported
3. Rennes wanted €2m more at the very last minute amd thats why the deal fell through.

And now ....
1.He is waiting for Payet to leave and is looking to join West Ham.

I have no reason to doubt the guy,itmightbe bull, but we will see... especially if he joins West Ham

Was this the polish guy?

PhilC · Post by **PhilC** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:12 pm

Yep, exactly like that, playing squash in his suit and everything

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:53 pm

Be intersting if he does sign for West Ham although I expect the Payet sage to drag on until the final minutes.

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 8:57 pm

Clarettintedlense wrote:Was this the polish guy?

Michael Gove ?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:03 pm

Tell him he's got 2 years at best!