A little light humour

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A little light humour

Post by ewanrob » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:07 pm

I really wish the Gaffer would take a hankie onto the pitch. He's either got a nostril full of boggies. ..or his nose hair is seriously out of control. Always got his fingers up his hooter....SACK HIM

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Re: A little light humour

Post by DCWat » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:22 pm

Never seen him with his finger up his nose, but he does forever seem to be rubbing it with the back of his hand. Maybe the perils of continually wearing a lightweight mac, even in the coldest of conditions, is that the nose runs too much :)

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Re: A little light humour

Post by FactualFrank » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:26 pm

DCWat wrote:Never seen him with his finger up his nose, but he does forever seem to be rubbing it with the back of his hand. Maybe the perils of continually wearing a lightweight mac, even in the coldest of conditions, is that the nose runs too much :)
It doesn't run as much as Boyd though.
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Re: A little light humour

Post by Diesel » Fri Jan 13, 2017 7:45 pm

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Re: A little light humour

Post by MrTopTier » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:04 pm

Where does a bad light end up?

In prism

Why do flourescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words
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Re: A little light humour

Post by PaintYorkClaretnBlue » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:07 pm

ewanrob wrote:I really wish the Gaffer would take a hankie onto the pitch. He's either got a nostril full of boggies. ..or his nose hair is seriously out of control. Always got his fingers up his hooter....SACK HIM
I put that down to nervous tension, he does it more in a tight game!!

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Re: A little light humour

Post by boatshed bill » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:38 pm

PaintYorkClaretnBlue wrote:I put that down to nervous tension, he does it more in a tight game!!
Against our bogey teams? :lol:

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Re: A little light humour

Post by dpinsussex » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:04 pm

boatshed bill wrote:Against our bogey teams? :lol:
That snot funny :)

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Goobs » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:59 pm

Don't blame it on Lowton
Don't blame it on Heaton
Don't blame it on Mee son
Blame it on the booger

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Re: A little light humour

Post by Rileybobs » Sat Jan 14, 2017 12:31 am

Dyche always has an itchy nose immediately after we score.

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