The end of mathematics...

[Pstotto]

I've kind of given up on mathematics but not quite. How can 1+1=2 when one doesn't know what 1 and 2 is? There is no 1 per se or 2 or 252 only 252 of something.

1 dog + 1 cat = 2 goats?

1 boat + 1 forest= 2 frogs?

It's the end of mathematics...

[Shipandpilotdevon]

Put down the crack pipe and try to get some sleep!!

[Dazzler]

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https://youtu.be/9udNrOh5DyA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Brilliant!!!!

[bfccrazy]

But 252 is numberwang so your theory is bobbins.

[Goobs]

I really need to start looking at who the OP is before opening threads.

[CaptJohn]

I've always regarded maths as suspect when you consider that an infinitely large number can exist between two numbers. The explanation that we should use three significant figures was a get out IMHO.

[Fireguard]

You should use spearmans' rank correlation co-efficients to work it out.

[Rick_Muller]

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[aggi]

It can be tricky

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[Pstotto]

Yes and how do you plus a one with another? How do you times it and how do you divide it?

[Funkydrummer]

It's the square root of feck all.

[Pstotto]

Supposing you have a pizza. It is something. How are you going to divide it by one?

[conyoviejo]

Supposing you have a pizza. It is something. How are you going to divide it by one?

With a big knife

[Pstotto]

OK Conio. What are you going to do with the big knife to divide the pizza by one?

[Cirrus_Minor]

2/infinity = 0

1/infinity = 0

So 2/infinity = 1/infinity = 0

Multiply both sides by infinity

Then 2 = 1

[conyoviejo]

OK Conio. What are you going to do with the big knife to divide the pizza by one?

Pstotto,perhaps we could Use the Pi(Pizza) formula

[Rowls]

Supposing you have a pizza. It is something. How are you going to divide it by one?

Eat it.

[Pstotto]

Rowls, that's 1-1 =0, not one divided by one = one. And eating isn't quite dividing, is it? Devouring, yes. Dividing, no.

[Pstotto]

Cirrus Minor, why do you think infinity is a zero?

[Rowls]

Rowls, that's 1-1 =0, not one divided by one = one. And eating isn't quite dividing, is it? Devouring, yes. Dividing, no.

One pizza divided by two people = half.

One divided by one = indigestion

[Longsider]

The best thing for 1 is cracking 1 off.

[Pstotto]

Rowls, that really is the end of mathematics! Longsider that's a bit of a w*nk reply.

[Pstotto]

Shipandpilot, was this what you had in mind? https://youtu.be/uSBcuCdesW4" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;