The Prick List

ŽižkovClaret · Post by **ŽižkovClaret** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:09 pm

LoveCurryPies wrote:Imagine if those two bred.

Not much chance of that, mind.

I must drop names somewhat and say they are both lovely people and great company.

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:18 pm

Chobulous wrote:No chip on my shoulder, just long experience of watching the dick-head maneouvres perpetrated by a bunch of Billy Big Balls knobheads in their "Vorsprung Durk Technik" penis extensions.

You do realise that at least half of our squad drive Audi vehicles?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:17 pm

Zoe Ball.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:18 pm

Hampstead claret manages to get another anti right wing comment in.

BennyD · Post by **BennyD** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 9:06 pm

THE Fidel Castro. Now a limp prick.

Claretlad · Post by **Claretlad** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 10:48 pm

Garth Crooks
Alan Brazil
Freddie Flintoff
Jeremy Clarkson

Markedclaret · Post by **Markedclaret** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 12:15 am

Poo tin putin

hampsteadclaret · Post by **hampsteadclaret** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 12:18 am

Blackrod..post 104

WTF are you talking about?

I have not posted on this thread for a full month (see post 27 for example)

When I did, I did not say anything controversial.

There are plenty more controversial comments than anything I have said..

When you say..104...'Hampstead claret ( get my name right) manages to get another anti right wing comment in'..

What comment are your referring to?
What number post was it?

Even if what you say is true (?!)..so what...I can say what I like. It's a forum..the OP asked for opinions.
What a weird post you have made..

You need to join the 'Prick List'.
I haven't got a clue what you are on about.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:26 am

Oh dear, I must be getting old as I agree with quite a few names mentioned in the posts so far, especially Alan Carr.

I must add Graham Norton and Johnathan Ross to the roll call for good measure.

Healeywoodclaret · Post by **Healeywoodclaret** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 8:31 am

Dazzler wrote:I'm a prick for giving folk the idea of a prick list thread.

Actually I think that was me Dazzler.

I would like to add Jeremy Corbyn to the big Prick list (if he hasn't been added already).

alicante claret · Post by **alicante claret** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:55 am

After being away for several weeks playing catch up; Has Boris Jonson featured?

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:03 am

el hadji diouf

Danny Cipriani ... why...

Gamal Fahnbulleh news reader

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:17 am

ZizkovClaret wrote:I must drop names somewhat and say they are both lovely people and great company.

I imagine they would be, assuming neither spoke.

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 12:20 pm

Aitor KaWanka

Stayingup · Post by **Stayingup** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:50 pm

SussexDon1inIreland wrote:Bob Geldof
Sky interviewer with a Muslim sounding name
Corden
Piers Morgan
Coyle
Tim Fallon
Nicola Sturgeon
Gary Lineker
Lily Allen
Richard Branson
Tony Blair
Jeremy Vine
Paul Hollywood
Jose Mourino
Adrian Durham

Tim Farron even. Plus Tony Blair, John Major and the king of them all Nick Clegg - the man who sits in a dark room plays classical music and cries. A massive pr!ck that one.

vinrogue · Post by **vinrogue** » Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:56 pm

Martin..... Homes Under the Hammer chap, what an absolute cockwomble and dicksplash

gricey44 · Post by **gricey44** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:03 am

Darren Gough. Sorry to say I've listened to bits of pork stalk but if ever that knobs on I turn it off pronto. Irritating prat who is so up his own arse.

jlup1980 · Post by **jlup1980** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:09 am

King of The Pricks... Jason Cundy.

Falcon · Post by **Falcon** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:53 am

Katie Hopkins *shudder*

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 8:59 am

"It's what its all about"....Paul Martin of Flog it.

Silkyskills1 · Post by **Silkyskills1** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:57 am

Phil Jupitus. Johnny Vegas. Huw Edwards.

Chrislongs-barber · Post by **Chrislongs-barber** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 12:57 pm

Robert Mugabe

Jeffbfc · Post by **Jeffbfc** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 9:59 pm

The Enclosure wrote:"It's what its all about"....Paul Martin of Flog it.

You watch flog it. Your on the list.

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:02 pm

Ant and Dec

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:06 pm

Stan ternant(from personal experience)..

Dark Cloud · Post by **Dark Cloud** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:15 pm

Jeremy Kyle (A very large one!)

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:17 pm

Saxoman wrote:Stan ternant(from personal experience)..

David Dunn (from personal experience)

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:23 pm

RocketLawnChair wrote:David Dunn (from personal experience)

That's just tit for tw@t..

I'd agree on dunn. Once made fun of me in a nightclub, the arse..

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:24 pm

Dark Cloud wrote:Jeremy Kyle (A very large one!)

From personal experience?

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:24 pm

I feel sorry for you (again), Saxo. After being included on this list, you've achieved your life's highest goal, and have nothing never, ever to look forward to on the remainder of your days on this planet. Why don't you just end it all now? And take Judas Horseface with you.

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:27 pm

ontario claret wrote:I feel sorry for you (again), Saxo. After being included on this list, you've achieved your life's highest goal, and have nothing never, ever to look forward to on the remainder of your days on this planet. Why don't you just end it all now? And take Judas Horseface with you.

I want to live..

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:33 pm

Saxoman wrote:Stan ternant(from personal experience)..

Did he stick his head on yer?

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:33 pm

But do you call what you have now "life"? I mean, pond **** is considered life, also.

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:35 pm

I think I just discovered another banned word on this site. And it's not what you think it is.

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:54 pm

What's with you Ontario, thought you were OK..

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 10:55 pm

Bin Ont Turf wrote:Did he stick his head on yer?

If you must know, delibratly told me the wrong place for a delivery of wine..

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:06 pm

C'mon, Saxo. You're OK in my books. Just trying to have a little fun today.

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:07 pm

Long time since I read Stan's autobiography, but wasn't there a bit when he and his son got cut up on the motorway? Ended up with stan leaning out of the car window hitting the other car with a bit of 2 by 4 ? Sounds likehe qualifies for the list to me

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:11 pm

Stan was always a battler.

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:14 pm

Besides, Saxo, you should be in a good mood. Your team's on a roll. (Er, might be more like a scone.)

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:49 pm

Chris Sutton

Trying to find the link

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Claret-On-A-T-Rex · Post by **Claret-On-A-T-Rex** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 6:55 pm

Anyone who voted Brexit.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:17 pm

All climate change deniers who know they're full of ****.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:18 pm

Autobahn wrote:Ana Kasparian
Emma Watson

Lol. Why?

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:35 pm

Loads of people

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:37 pm

Ha ha

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:40 pm

Diesel wrote:Charlie, how do you lift a video from facebook on to here without having to reveal your facebook account to everyone?

You visit Google.com and search for "This guy Charlie told me about this Google thing and says i've to ask you 'how do i save a facebook video to my computer?'", and follow the instructions you find. Then you upload it to YouTube or something.

For instructions on how to upload it to YouTube or something please consult a relevent textbook.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:46 pm

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:54 pm

John Virgo and Dennis Taylor.

How have such a pair of witless idiots had a career in broadcasting? Proper ******* Bellends making this game painful.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 8:14 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:John Virgo and Dennis Taylor.

How have such a pair of witless idiots had a career in broadcasting? Proper ******* Bellends making this game painful.

I agree totally .....and wheres the pink going!!!! Mock excitement,erm nowhere......and there was a black partially covering the corner pocket,with the blue close to it,the player needing to pot the blue.......virgo no way will the blue be potted its not possible. Dink in it went, roy orbison would have potted the f...ing thing!