John Terry

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Sun May 21, 2017 5:36 pm

Listening to him on the pitch giving his farewell speech has made me throw up twice.

taio · Post by **taio** » Sun May 21, 2017 5:37 pm

I turned the radio off on the way back from Turf Moor for similar reasons.

nil_desperandum · Post by **nil_desperandum** » Sun May 21, 2017 5:37 pm

Guard of honour after 26 minutes of the match. What's that about?. It should be looked into.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sun May 21, 2017 5:58 pm

Diesel wrote:Listening to him on the pitch giving his farewell speech has made me throw up twice.

I are you sure that it wasn't one of those pies you ate at half time?

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun May 21, 2017 6:04 pm

I wasn't sure which was worse: Seeing John Terry or listening to Martin Tyler.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Sun May 21, 2017 6:07 pm

dermotdermot wrote:I are you sure that it wasn't one of those pies you ate at half time?

I didn't have time for a pie today, I was busy shagging in toilets, I actually missed the first five minutes of the second half.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Sun May 21, 2017 6:18 pm

I didn't think it was a bad speech tbh.

I don't like the bloke, but that wasn't a bad way to say thank you and goodbye.

cutsy123 · Post by **cutsy123** » Sun May 21, 2017 6:42 pm

Cockney wife shaggin 2hat

scouseclaret · Post by **scouseclaret** » Sun May 21, 2017 6:50 pm

Typically Chelsea. Probably thought it was classy but just ended up looking really naff.

Dr Plumb · Post by **Dr Plumb** » Sun May 21, 2017 6:50 pm

it's normally his women that cry after he's given them a good battering, soppy southern prick

Barry_Chuckle · Post by **Barry_Chuckle** » Sun May 21, 2017 6:53 pm

Apparently Sunderland were asked to play the ball out on the 26th minute so Terry could be subbed........ frighten thing is Sunderland agreed

Is this not match fixing?

I bet £1000k Terry is subbed in the 26th minute, I bet £1000 theres a throwing in the 26th minute etc etc.

Chelsea and Sunderland bringing the game into disrepute..... chuffing charade

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:02 pm

I'm sure Terry will be back for the celebrations if Chelsea win a trophy next season

Stan Tastic · Post by **Stan Tastic** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:35 pm

Barry_Chuckle wrote:Apparently Sunderland were asked to play the ball out on the 26th minute so Terry could be subbed........ frighten thing is Sunderland agreed

Is this not match fixing?

I bet £1000k Terry is subbed in the 26th minute, I bet £1000 theres a throwing in the 26th minute etc etc.

Chelsea and Sunderland bringing the game into disrepute..... chuffing charade

An absolute joke that Sunderland agreed to this and it does raise the question of gambling if there were any bets on it.

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:36 pm

You dream of having a player and character of that ability ever represent your shower.

Barry_Chuckle · Post by **Barry_Chuckle** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:42 pm

Saxoman wrote:You dream of having a player and character of that ability ever represent your shower.

Yeah, he's a real character and not one I'd like around my club in a million years...... all the other players would need to keep an eye on him around their wives. Not good for team spirit in my books!

Do you ever think before you type, or do you just go all giddy when you see a thread that you think you can hijack to try another windup..... all very tiresome!

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:44 pm

Barry_Chuckle wrote:Yeah, he's a real character and not one I'd like around my club in a million years...... all the other players would need to keep an eye on him around their wives. Not good for team spirit in my books!

Do you ever think before you type, or do you just go all giddy when you see a thread that you think you can hijack to try another windup..... all very tiresome!

Ask him to show you his medals, poty awards..

boyyanno · Post by **boyyanno** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:46 pm

Terry has had a phenomenal career and has been a terrific player, I don't think anyone is questioning that.

Barry_Chuckle · Post by **Barry_Chuckle** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:48 pm

Saxoman wrote:Ask him to show you his medals, poty awards..

Missing the point sadass

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:49 pm

boyyanno wrote:Terry has had a phenomenal career and has been a terrific player.

Close thread.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:49 pm

Saxoman wrote:You dream of having a player and character of that ability ever represent your shower.

We have. Leon Cort.

boyyanno · Post by **boyyanno** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:52 pm

Saxoman wrote:Close thread.

Unfortunately Saxo this is a football forum for football fans, we can discuss what we like. I sort of think that's why you frequent our board isn't it.

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:55 pm

boyyanno wrote:Unfortunately Saxo this is a football forum for football fans, we can discuss what we like. I sort of think that's why you frequent our board isn't it.

Who cares who he's had intimate relations with? Do you want to tell us about yours? Exactly. None of our fkin business!

boyyanno · Post by **boyyanno** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:57 pm

Saxoman wrote:Who cares who he's had intimate relations with? Do you want to tell us about yours? Exactly. None of our fkin business!

When did I mention any of that? One poster aside the discussion is mainly about the send off today, considering it was a bit of an oddity in the premier league it's very normal for premier league fans to discuss. Oh wait...now I realise why it doesn't interest you.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Sun May 21, 2017 7:57 pm

Saxoman wrote:Who cares who he's had intimate relations with? Do you want to tell us about yours? Exactly. None of our fkin business!

I had a kid with my best mates sister

.

He's never got over it, especially as my sister won't let him have a go on her.

nil_desperandum · Post by **nil_desperandum** » Sun May 21, 2017 8:03 pm

Saxoman wrote:Who cares who he's had intimate relations with? Do you want to tell us about yours? Exactly. None of our fkin business!

Except I'm not the captain of my club and country, or an ambassador for my profession or a role model.

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun May 21, 2017 8:10 pm

Saxoman wrote:Who cares who he's had intimate relations with? Do you want to tell us about yours? Exactly. None of our fkin business!

Stan Tastic · Post by **Stan Tastic** » Sun May 21, 2017 8:22 pm

Apparently JT requested he be allowed to replace himself on the 26th minute but the officials weren't having any of it.

Imagine trying to change the rules to suit your pathetic over-the-top send-off.

PutTheWheelieBinsOut · Post by **PutTheWheelieBinsOut** » Sun May 21, 2017 8:31 pm

I'm shocked this thread hasn't been locked after the 26th post in respect for John Terry.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Sun May 21, 2017 8:33 pm

nil_desperandum wrote:Except I'm not the captain of my club and country, or an ambassador for my profession or a role model.

He got stripped of the England captaincy though.

As for role model, if one of my kids could work hard enough to win everything at club level I'd be chuffed.

He's a grade A bellend, don't get me wrong, but he's worked hard to get where he is.

Saxoman · Post by **Saxoman** » Sun May 21, 2017 9:25 pm

Sidney1st wrote:I had a kid with my best mates sister .

He's never got over it, especially as my sister won't let him have a go on her.

He should have told you to stick to your own sister..

Shore claret · Post by **Shore claret** » Sun May 21, 2017 11:28 pm

Just watched it on motd, embarrassing.
Not sure why the bbc give him so much air time, good player and Chelsea legend but he's not really deserving of such hero worship by the bbc.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sun May 21, 2017 11:40 pm

Chelsea fans forgot that time he tried to force a move to Man City pretty quick didn't they.
Just like when they forgot they booed Drogba.

Acting Claret · Post by **Acting Claret** » Mon May 22, 2017 6:29 am

It would be a nice gesture if he gave some money to the piegate man at Sutton.
But this is Terry we're talking about.
Collusion between two professional football teams to make something happen at a certain time.
I do hope some bets were placed somewhere in the World. Nothing will happen.
Would love Joey to have got wind of it and put a tenner on.

Woodleyclaret · Post by **Woodleyclaret** » Mon May 22, 2017 9:25 am

So has he really retired or is Eddie going to sign him to play for the Zimmer merchants for £130/ week?

mdd2 · Post by **mdd2** » Mon May 22, 2017 9:50 am

We had a Chelsea fan doing some work on our new kitchen 4 yrs ago this summer. He had done some work at JT's. JT wouldn't even give him his autograph. In his opinion JT was not a nice person but a good player.He said it was the only time he had worked for a footballer where the guy refused to engage in any banter about the game or his contribution to it.

mdd2 · Post by **mdd2** » Mon May 22, 2017 9:51 am

Acting Claret wrote:It would be a nice gesture if he gave some money to the piegate man at Sutton.
But this is Terry we're talking about.
Collusion between two professional football teams to make something happen at a certain time.
I do hope some bets were placed somewhere in the World. Nothing will happen.
Would love Joey to have got wind of it and put a tenner on.

Alan Shearer slammed the 26th minute charade on MOTD

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon May 22, 2017 1:26 pm

. There's a lot of name calling regards terry, like there was for joey,good footballers.seems he gets a bit more than some of the wan?ers on here..so what!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon May 22, 2017 1:27 pm

In the sack so to speak.

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Mon May 22, 2017 1:32 pm

Diesel wrote:I didn't have time for a pie today, I was busy shagging in toilets, I actually missed the first five minutes of the second half.

What was his name?

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Mon May 22, 2017 1:35 pm

Sidney1st wrote:I had a kid with my best mates sister .

A man who is his own best friend.

No wonder they call us Dingles

bob-the-scutter · Post by **bob-the-scutter** » Mon May 22, 2017 2:24 pm

Scumbag of the very highest order and should have been booted out of the game years ago. All the usual ar$e-lickers seem to have conveniently forgotten about this turds past and the "You F`king Black C**T" tirade at Anton Ferdinand. He gets a 4 match ban for being a racist and Joey gets 18 months for putting on bets, the FA have obviously got their heads up their arses! He`s been called out as a racist more than once.
And the rest of Terry`s past including $hagging a team mates wife.
Turns out it was all Terry`s idea the 26th minute and the guard of honour, Just like he donned his kit and stood with his team mates to receive a trophy which he never won and I bet he`s had his own winners medal made for that.
The guy must have no self awareness at all.
World class player my backside, anyone remember embarrassing Euro`s and world cups in which he was left looking like a carthorse?

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon May 22, 2017 2:31 pm

bob-the-scutter wrote:Scumbag of the very highest order and should have been booted out of the game years ago. All the usual ar$e-lickers seem to have conveniently forgotten about this turds past and the "You F`king Black C**T" tirade at Anton Ferdinand. He gets a 4 match ban for being a racist and Joey gets 18 months for putting on bets, the FA have obviously got their heads up their arses! He`s been called out as a racist more than once.
And the rest of Terry`s past including $hagging a team mates wife.
Turns out it was all Terry`s idea the 26th minute and the guard of honour, Just like he donned his kit and stood with his team mates to receive a trophy which he never won and I bet he`s had his own winners medal made for that.
The guy must have no self awareness at all.
World class player my backside, anyone remember embarrassing Euro`s and world cups in which he was left looking like a carthorse?

Did you celebrate when Barton scored last season? On his return this season? He chose to stub a cigarette in someone's eye y'know!! Amongst other despicable things.

Did Paul Scholes and Roy Keane win the champions league in 99 or not?

Burnley fans taking digs after they've supported Barton is a bit rich

bob-the-scutter · Post by **bob-the-scutter** » Mon May 22, 2017 2:38 pm

Dyched wrote:Did you celebrate when Barton scored last season? On his return this season? He chose to stub a cigarette in someone's eye y'know!! Amongst other despicable things.

Did Paul Scholes and Roy Keane win the champions league in 99 or not?

Burnley fans taking digs after they've supported Barton is a bit rich

Not got a clue what your on about and it looks like you don`t either!

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Mon May 22, 2017 2:44 pm

Im questioning points in your post. You say he never won the champions league because he didn't play the final. Keane and Scholes are champions league winners yet they never played in the 99 final. You say he should have been booted out of the game. So what are you're thoughts on Barton and his antics?

simonclaret · Post by **simonclaret** » Mon May 22, 2017 2:52 pm

Dyched wrote:cigarette

cigar

bob-the-scutter · Post by **bob-the-scutter** » Mon May 22, 2017 4:23 pm

Dyched wrote:Im questioning points in your post. You say he never won the champions league because he didn't play the final. Keane and Scholes are champions league winners yet they never played in the 99 final. You say he should have been booted out of the game. So what are you're thoughts on Barton and his antics?

Well seeing as he was banned/suspended at the time he obviously didn`t play so no, he didn`t win the Champions League & made himself look like the dickhead he is by doing what he did.
Barton & his antics? Christ on a bike are you for real?
Of course he had to be banned, he broke league rules, nothing so illegal as being a downright racist but rules are rules but 18 months is a complete and utter joke when you consider what Terry received and how he`s perceived by the sycophantic, commentators and pundits who fall over themselves to heap every accolade on him every chance they get, it`s stomach-churning.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Mon May 22, 2017 7:26 pm

Chobulous wrote:What was his name?

Happyclaret17

PutTheWheelieBinsOut · Post by **PutTheWheelieBinsOut** » Mon May 22, 2017 7:58 pm

Bob why are you so angry? Who cares about JT

99.9% of the Chelsea fans seem happy about it. Why not just let them get on with it?

Unless your a secret Arsenal, Spurs or Man U fan, seriously whats the problem???

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Mon May 22, 2017 8:09 pm

He would never have suggested It, if he had been the keeper!

PutTheWheelieBinsOut · Post by **PutTheWheelieBinsOut** » Mon May 22, 2017 8:24 pm

How many times has England subbed their keeper in a friendly? all those were unplanned?