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Post by Vegas Claret » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:12 am

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Post by elwaclaret » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:27 am

"You do realise what a bloody mess this lot are in don't you?"
"I'm starting to Sean... you got anything coming up?"
"I might need an experienced centre-half to keep the native's happy"
"I've still got my boots they're in the car"
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Post by superdimitri » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:45 am

You can let go now Sean, you're hurting me.
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Post by spadesclaret » Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:46 am

Do I know you?

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Post by NRC » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:15 am

Are you throwing wings or thighs on the BBQ?

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Post by 50 shades of Grey » Thu Aug 31, 2017 4:31 am

''Tony, I wont tell you again, the mops and brushes are in the cupboard under the stairs, get my foo kin office cleaned NOW''.

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Post by Shipandpilotdevon » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:02 am

Seriously twenty quid down and can have this watch, monthly payments and a twix

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Post by ExistentialWanderer » Thu Aug 31, 2017 5:56 am

Dyche: 'I was thinking of building a house nearer Turf. How much do you think Venky's will want for this plot?'
Mowray: 'About £20'
Dyche: 'Deal, I'll throw in an Omelette and a Twix if you can get these people in blue and white to clean and wax my car'
Mowbray: ' What's an Omelette?'

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Post by 50 shades of Grey » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:20 am

''Oi, Tony''
''What Sean ?''
''Did I mention, we've got Defour, Steven Defour, I just don't think you lot will understand, cos he's my man and he's much better than Zidane, that's Steven, Steven Defour''.

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Post by Fretters » Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:22 am

TM: But this is my jacket
SD: I don't care. I'm having that, too.

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Post by ClaretKent » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:00 am

"Shake hands"

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Post by Funkydrummer » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:09 am

Sean :- You do know that you look quite a bit like Owen Coyle don't you ?

Tony :- I am Coyle really, just changed my teeth and my lying technique.

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Post by Braindead » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:12 am

Sean singing: 'And it's Mow Bray Never'
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Post by Sutton-Claret » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:19 am

''Its OK mate - it'll all be over soon and you can get back to your hospice''

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Post by Barry_Chuckle » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:27 am

I can't take my eyes of those super fans you have Sean, could we borrow them for the rest of the season to boost our crowds, they can sit over here!

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Post by Bfc » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:30 am

Look Sean , they warned me, that if you were to look me in the eyes when shaking my hand, you were about to pick my pockets, like you've done with all our managers. Well I'm not going to let you.

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Post by Bfc » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:31 am

Look Sean , they warned me, that if you were to look me in the eyes when shaking my hand, you were about to pick my pockets, like you've done with all our managers. Well I'm not going to let you.

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Post by HiroshimaClaret » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:31 am

We have the upper hand.

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Post by Barry_Chuckle » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:36 am

After that showing, this lot might finally accept that Burnley are SUPERIOR :lol:

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Post by No Ney Never » Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:41 am

"Sean, I could punch you".
"LOL, strong jaw Tony!"

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Post by Zom Zom » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:49 am

Braindead wrote:Sean singing: 'And it's Mow Bray Never'
Gonna use that! thanks :lol:
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Post by Dyched » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:56 am

TM" Your, your eyes Sean. They're beautiful"
SD" Aye alright son, good luck"

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Post by ArmchairDetective » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:03 am

50 shades of Grey wrote:''Oi, Tony''
''What Sean ?''
''Did I mention, we've got Defour, Steven Defour, I just don't think you lot will understand, cos he's my man and he's much better than Zidane, that's Steven, Steven Defour''.
Am I the only one that finds it difficult to not sing 'Dizane' instead of Zidane.

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Post by Pstotto » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:17 am

"You can take your jacket off now and relax, it's all over."

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Post by CnBtruntru » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:45 am

Sean "Muchas Gacias".
Mow "Toilet is that way".

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Post by DavidFishwicksDad » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:54 am

Remember this tony u will never ever beat us again wile I'm in charge utc
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Post by randomclaret2 » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:00 pm

" I know money's short Tony, but I cant believe Venkys wont even pay for a sling for your broken arm.. "
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Post by ExistentialWanderer » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:06 pm

Sean: 'Horse injury Tony?'
Mowbray: 'When in Rome Sean, when in Rome!'

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Post by Ightenclaret » Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:08 pm

Fancy a Twix, Tony?

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Post by Vegas Claret » Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:14 am

some good ones :)
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Post by ClaretCanada » Fri Sep 01, 2017 4:56 am

"Tony whatever possessed you to take THIS job

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Post by cutsy123 » Fri Sep 01, 2017 7:51 am

Long live the venkys

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