Good news for the, ahem, more senior posters.....

[Alanstevensonsgloves]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42155489

Maybe not so good news for their Missus tho, especially after a win

[ElectroClaret]

Time for a celebratory drink, then.

Mine's a stiff one.

[MACCA]

They're extrealy dangerous if taken whole, I nearly choked on one of them, I had a stiff neck for weeks!

[mdd2]

The old ones are the best.
Get them free in Nursing homes. Better than cot sides at stopping you falling out of bed

[piston broke]

Nowt wrong wi' lolly stick an't'rubber band.

[Too old to be grumpy]

Nowt wrong wi' lolly stick an't'rubber band.

Especially when your piston's broke.

[IWOODLOVETT]

Being sensible for just one moment - if you take half a tablet it will stop you seeing on your shoes.

[bfcjg]

Should have slipped one into Ramsey half time drink , that would have kept him up.

[bob-the-scutter]

"Experts say making the medication more widely available will help men who might not feel able to visit their GP about impotence."

So they would rather ask the young bimbett when they get to the front of the cue in Boots?

[houseboy]

I love the bit where it says it will help men who feel they can't go to their GP about impotence. So instead they go into a shop full of people and ask for a pack of Viagra.

[FactualFrank]

I accidentally dropped some Viagra on the floor shortly after taking one.
I was crawling around on all fives for about half an hour looking for them.

[Caernarfon_Claret]

Time for a celebratory drink, then.

Mine's a stiff one.

The Viagra working then?

[Cryssys]

Lancashire constabulary are investigating a robbery in which 5000 packs of Viagra were stolen.

A police spokesman said they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals...


I'll get m' coat...

[Caernarfon_Claret]

A bite from the Brazilian wandering spider works a treat.