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Dyche eats worms

Post by pushpinpussy » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:17 pm

you have heard it all now

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by dpinsussex » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:19 pm

Clearly a quiet news time

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by MACCA » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:20 pm

To be fair Timon and Pumbaa said they taste like chicken.

For that reason alone they're worth a try.
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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by Buxtonclaret » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:29 pm

And so, the Legend grows. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by CleggHall » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:31 pm

.....and omelettes!

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by Archie Claret » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:31 pm

The early birds have to ask him permission.....
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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by Hipper » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:32 pm

Earthworms can be nutritional but they are basically fleshy tubes with soil inside. The SAS eat them, don't they.

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by RalphCoatesComb » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:48 pm

My mate used to do that trick on a regular basis until a number dropped out of his sleeve one day... busted !

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by bfcjg » Tue Jan 16, 2018 9:51 pm

“Let me put it this way: I wouldn’t want to share lunch box with him.”
He's obviously hung like an anaconda as well.
I suppose he would be.

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by MACCA » Wed Jan 17, 2018 7:07 am

bfcjg wrote:“Let me put it this way: I wouldn’t want to share lunch box with him.”
He's obviously hung like an anaconda as well.
I suppose he would be.
Edit your post asap, DSR will be a long soon to tell you off, he doesn't take to kindly to these sorts of racist stereotypes.

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by 2 Bee Holed » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:05 am

Do you get worms in modern pitches?

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by Rileybobs » Wed Jan 17, 2018 11:06 am

2 Bee Holed wrote:Do you get worms in modern pitches?
Just nematodes.
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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by Funkydrummer » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:10 pm

Hipper wrote:Earthworms can be nutritional but they are basically fleshy tubes with soil inside. The SAS eat them, don't they.
On survival courses, you are taught to put them on the hot stones that surround your
camp fire and cook them like that. They taste very much like bacon rind when done
like that.

A blinkin' good substitute for a Twix, get 'em served up on t'Turf.

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Re: Dyche eats worms

Post by Wilson » Wed Jan 17, 2018 1:14 pm

We must have enough for a decent chant now, other than Ginger Mourinho.

Even if it does involve him eating worms.

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