really bad TV

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:35 pm

accidentally stumbled across ant and dec big takeaway or whatever its called, I know there are alternate channels and an off switch, but it was jaw droppingly bad. that mulhern thing, and that vaccuous blimp scarlett moffat were guests....the audience are akin to some sub species in my opinion.
They are technically human, but i cannot identify them as similar.They are a tribe I would wage war with. They dont appear to have brains that perceive excrement like rational folk.
It was the kind of show that made me do a double take at the screen , and look in bewilderment at nothing in particular. a souless, putrid , effluent flood, right into my front room.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:38 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:accidentally stumbled across ant and dec big takeaway or whatever its called, I know there are alternate channels and an off switch, but it was jaw droppingly bad. that mulhern thing, and that vaccuous blimp scarlett moffat were guests....the audience are akin to some sub species in my opinion.
They are technically human, but i cannot identify them as similar.They are a tribe I would wage war with. They dont appear to have brains that perceive excrement like rational folk.
It was the kind of show that made me do a double take at the screen , and look in bewilderment at nothing in particular. a souless, putrid , effluent flood, right into my front room.

The only people worse than these people are the simpletons who watch it every week.

That and anything with the word celebrity or reality. The only blessing is realising how sane and normal you are by not watching it.

The worlds gone mad. I dont know how anyone can watch tv. Says the bloke who posts on here

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:42 pm

i have found a kindred spirit, life can go on, there may be survivors out there in the void.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:50 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:accidentally stumbled across ant and dec big takeaway or whatever its called, I know there are alternate channels and an off switch, but it was jaw droppingly bad. that mulhern thing, and that vaccuous blimp scarlett moffat were guests....the audience are akin to some sub species in my opinion.
They are technically human, but i cannot identify them as similar.They are a tribe I would wage war with. They dont appear to have brains that perceive excrement like rational folk.
It was the kind of show that made me do a double take at the screen , and look in bewilderment at nothing in particular. a souless, putrid , effluent flood, right into my front room.

Humans are intelligent beings and go on to greater things.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:55 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:i have found a kindred spirit, life can go on, there may be survivors out there in the void.

I'm also a kindred spirit...I was in a void then limbo ...I'm now secure in my cave warmed and lit by candles.i am a survivor.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:56 pm

but these things are trying to destroy us,

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:57 pm

looks like its me , you and cricketfields then. Run for the hills !!!!!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:58 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:but these things are trying to destroy us,

Fear not trying and doing are poles apart.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:00 am

How anyone can watch strictly ice dancing, big brother, that stupid essex program is beyond me. Must have brains like goldfish.

As for that nonce Keith Lemon... 21st century jimmy saville. Only not as funny.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:01 am

its basically slob culture, simon cowell, piers morgan, ITV, DARTS, and holiday locations , loose women, sharron osbourne, and that hollowed out husk philip schofield and his boss eyed blonde dollop Holly willoughby.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:03 am

but.....i dont undersetimate the power of the mob, these cretinous rats are the majority it seems.we are all doomed.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:04 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:its basically slob culture, simon cowell, piers morgan, ITV, DARTS, and holiday locations , loose women, sharron osbourne, and that hollowed out husk philip schofield and his boss eyed blonde dollop Holly willoughby.

Ffs im logging out before i have a coronory. Early start thankfully.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:05 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:its basically slob culture, simon cowell, piers morgan, ITV, DARTS, and holiday locations , loose women, sharron osbourne, and that hollowed out husk philip schofield and his boss eyed blonde dollop Holly willoughby.

I honestly dont know which one id punch first. Id probably just crack schofield and morgans skulls together. Id let willoughby off if she didnt talk.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:05 am

I'm a bbc4 viewer...it drifts quietly away in the background it's peace.my withdrawal symptoms of soaps and such like are a distant memory!

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:06 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:but.....i dont undersetimate the power of the mob, these cretinous rats are the majority it seems.we are all doomed.

Theyre the lambs. Lambs to the slaughter. Hypnotized...

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:09 am

James Taylor singing ..going to Carolina in the sunshine what's not to like it's all in his mind bbc4

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:13 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:but.....i dont undersetimate the power of the mob, these cretinous rats are the majority it seems.we are all doomed.

Their eyes are shut yours are open wide.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:18 am

tim_noone wrote:James Taylor singing ..going to Carolina in the sunshine what's not to like it's all in his mind bbc4

Same Here!!

Its todays culture isn’t it
Cheeky Nandosing, pre drinking, bantering, celebrity obsessing, the idea of travelling going to a **** resort full of likeminded vermin.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:18 am

james taylor isnt strong enough medicine to eradicate the memory of what i described unfortunately, we all worked with simpletons, but its frightening to consider they dictate social policy. they are all related to c**** who post cat photos on facebook.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:33 am

Neil young ..hearts of gold now. Singer /songwriter at the BBC sad so many died young is the downside some great musicians.

Stalbansclaret · Post by **Stalbansclaret** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:22 am

Just read this thread...can I join your club ? Magnificent rants about the cretinous slop that seems to constitute mainstream TV. Who the hell watches this stuff ? Depressing BUT fortunately there is more decent TV drama across the various channels and online platforms than ever before.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:46 am

Most of he people I know are slaves to the big rectangular slab in the corner of the room, and I include myself in that. Only because I dont have the energy to fight it when I have got in from a hard slog at work and I want to relax for the last hour before going to bed for some much earned rest from this horrid existence.

Some of the shows I like lately are The Orville - pi55take of Star Trek by Seth McFarlane and I watched the new X-Files last night, which coincidentally was a pi55take of modern society highlighting that there's no need for conspiracy theories any more because you can hide the truth in plain sight because of the amount of fake news these days. I also like Jeremy Kyle, if only to remind me that things aren't too bad...

But things like X-Factor; Falling on Ice; Take me Out - if you insist, I'll do it with a sniper rifle; I'm not a Celebrity, in fact anything with Ant 'n Dec; anything described as "reality TV"; this list is almost endless... I really dont understand anyone who would subject their brain matter to digesting such atrocities into their consciousness..!

Do I qualify for a membership...? please...?

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:12 am

tim_noone wrote:I'm a bbc4 viewer...it drifts quietly away in the background it's peace.my withdrawal symptoms of soaps and such like are a distant memory!

So am I. Friday night especially, but last week's Whistle Test programme has got to be the biggest disappointment of all time. I was expecting extensive archive footage and the odd live performance but what did we get. 3 hours of back slapping "Weren't we great" interviews and Peter effing Frampton.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:39 am

Dyched wrote:Same Here!!

Its todays culture isn’t it
Cheeky Nandosing, pre drinking, bantering, celebrity obsessing, the idea of travelling going to a **** resort full of likeminded vermin.

Ibiza?

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:40 am

Rick_Muller wrote:Most of he people I know are slaves to the big rectangular slab in the corner of the room, and I include myself in that. Only because I dont have the energy to fight it when I have got in from a hard slog at work and I want to relax for the last hour before going to bed for some much earned rest from this horrid existence.

Some of the shows I like lately are The Orville - pi55take of Star Trek by Seth McFarlane and I watched the new X-Files last night, which coincidentally was a pi55take of modern society highlighting that there's no need for conspiracy theories any more because you can hide the truth in plain sight because of the amount of fake news these days. I also like Jeremy Kyle, if only to remind me that things aren't too bad...

But things like X-Factor; Falling on Ice; Take me Out - if you insist, I'll do it with a sniper rifle; I'm not a Celebrity, in fact anything with Ant 'n Dec; anything described as "reality TV"; this list is almost endless... I really dont understand anyone who would subject their brain matter to digesting such atrocities into their consciousness..!

Do I qualify for a membership...? please...?

I might sound daft but turning the tele on has the adverse affect. Literally only goes on for attenborough or wild alaska now. Even football i can only watch with the sound down now.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:01 am

These species are easily recognised and avoidable.

From the front they will have what looks like their little brothers "jeans" on, often with tears all'ower place. Sometimes 2" above the ankle ( we used to call them cat dies back int day ) and sometimes even no socks, yes NO socks!

From the back is a little harder, however look for what looks like a girl with an strange looking walk. This person is not actually a girl, but has decided to have their hair in a scrunched type style & put a bobble in their hair at the top, or behind.
This is called a "top knot", I call it a Zlatan, so you should all know roughly the severity of this style.

Another tell tale sign is them appearing through a plume of smoke, that looks like a scene off stars in their eyes. This plume will smell like anything ranging from cola cubes to dandelion and Burdock.

If you spot any of the above, run, run for your lives. These people are not to be approached.
If you already been in contact with these sorts, after they have hypnotized you with the over use of the words "like", "totes" and "guys", then make your way to your eldest available relative and get them to make you a cuppa, and talk to them for between 1 and 2 hours. Once you feel normal again, you should be cured.

Too much contact with the aforementioned people will turn you into one without you knowing, so be warned, and be prepared.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:11 am

cricketfieldclarets wrote:Ibiza?

More than likely cfc. Or one of those other STI riddled places.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:11 am

yes, clamber aboard as fast as you can, we need to get out of here asap. !!

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:17 am

MACCA wrote:These species are easily recognised and avoidable.

From the front they will have what looks like their little brothers "jeans" on, often with tears all'ower place. Sometimes 2" above the ankle ( we used to call them cat dies back int day ) and sometimes even no socks, yes NO socks!

From the back is a little harder, however look for what looks like a girl with an strange looking walk. This person is not actually a girl, but has decided to have their hair in a scrunched type style & put a bobble in their hair at the top, or behind.
This is called a "top knot", I call it a Zlatan, so you should all know roughly the severity of this style.

Another tell tale sign is them appearing through a plume of smoke, that looks like a scene off stars in their eyes. This plume will smell like anything ranging from cola cubes to dandelion and Burdock.

If you spot any of the above, run, run for your lives. These people are not to be approached.
If you already been in contact with these sorts, after they have hypnotized you with the over use of the words "like", "totes" and "guys", then make your way to your eldest available relative and get them to make you a cuppa, and talk to them for between 1 and 2 hours. Once you feel normal again, you should be cured.

Too much contact with the aforementioned people will turn you into one without you knowing, so be warned, and be prepared.

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:38 am

it's all about the bbc's 'inclusivity' agenda ie more girlie tv, more tv for those who stay home all day watching tv, pander to the lgbt movement etc etc. i'm not saying the idea behind this move to appeal to 'minorities' is wrong but for me the entertainment value on tv has dropped considerably. the bbc in particular keeps bringing back series after series of shoite like 'strictly', dancin on ice, cooking progs like masterchef, talent shows and suchlike [bbc favourites]. mind you, it aint just auntie beeb pandering to the masses, of course, the commercial channels are just as bad. what to do? change channels, get on to netflix, switch the tv off, get on claretsmad, walk the dog [get a dog if you already haven't].

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:39 am

biggles wrote:it's all about the bbc's 'inclusivity' agenda ie more girlie tv, more tv for those who stay home all day watching tv, pander to the lgbt movement etc etc. i'm not saying the idea behind this move to appeal to 'minorities' is wrong but for me the entertainment value on tv has dropped considerably. the bbc in particular keeps bringing back series after series of shoite like 'strictly', dancin on ice, cooking progs like masterchef, talent shows and suchlike [bbc favourites]. mind you, it aint just auntie beeb pandering to the masses, of course, the commercial channels are just as bad. what to do? change channels, get on to netflix, switch the tv off, get on claretsmad, walk the dog [get a dog if you already haven't].

He's talking about ITV you melt, not the BBC

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:41 am

Wile E Coyote wrote:looks like its me , you and cricketfields then. Run for the hills !!!!!

can I join yer??

wait for mee!

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:41 am

UpTheBeehole wrote:He's talking about ITV you melt, not the BBC

Note the part about commercial channels.

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:48 am

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:52 am

learn to read Bumhole. you sad old sack of sh*te. it's ok to disagree fool. just say 'i disagree', you obnoxious tw$t

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:54 am

biggles wrote:learn to read Bumhole. you sad old sack of sh*te. it's ok to disagree fool. just say 'i disagree', you obnoxious tw$t

Provide a list of the BBC programmes you dislike.

You've already listed one programme not made by the BBC as a reason you don't like the BBC, so I'd like to see what else you think they show.

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:02 am

you really are a thick inbred, aren't you. the thread is about 'really bad TV'. It's open to anyone to comment on it about.... really bad TV... like I did. other posts have moved it on from the original post about ant and dec [i don't even know which channel they are on as i have never watched them]. and other posters have previously mentioned other tv channels and programmes. what is it you are struggling with here? just post something appropriate to the thread; give your opinion about really bad tv [if you even have any]. don't simply have a pop at someone else's post you little keyboard warrior you.

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:06 am

One programme I dislike on the BBC is Question Time, where a collection of predominantly right wing gobshites on a panel is asked awful questions by predominantly right wing gobshites in the audience.

Angry white old men, just minutes away from their next heart attack.

biggles · Post by **biggles** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:12 am

yep, that's what this is all about. you come on here and **** on someone else's thread because you and i have argued a few times previously on politics. so you follow me around like a really bad smell, dissing my posts on all matter of subjects just for petty revenge. you don't sound like a loony at all. i'm having to log off and disinfect my computer; having you on it is akin to something putrid and infectious invading it.

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:12 am

If we're including the Bbc, then it's got to be that utter shoite Mrs Brown's Bo...

God. I can't bear to type it. Awful.

UpTheBeehole · Post by **UpTheBeehole** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:13 am

I've no idea who you are pal, you're nothing to me.

smudge · Post by **smudge** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:28 am

Any program containing the words cooking,bake,celebrity,strictly,talent.
The one show sofa so called celebrities going on and on about the next show/program there in.
Feel depressed just thinking about it.

Sykoclaret · Post by **Sykoclaret** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:59 am

Please enrol me in the club, I too cannot watch this crap. Ant & Dec, overgrown schoolchildren that they are, have made a fortune from the masses. Heaven help us! Please forward the address of the sanity cave.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:15 pm

Sykoclaret wrote:Please enrol me in the club, I too cannot watch this crap. Ant & Dec, overgrown schoolchildren that they are, have made a fortune from the masses. Heaven help us! Please forward the address of the sanity cave.

Kelbrook but currently booked up....and snowed in.Bonus!

Chobulous · Post by **Chobulous** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:22 pm

Paddy McGuiness FFS

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:26 pm

I once studied Big Brother as a Psychology student and find it interesting from that aspect. Wouldn't even give time to the latter stage or any of the celebrity version though.

bluelabrador16 · Post by **bluelabrador16** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:38 pm

The following is loosely connected:

Centralisation of Control....The Truth about Football and Sports

"Wake up people....some wisdom from Alan Watt and William Cooper"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEiZ0j1Jx2M" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"give the people bread and circuses and they will never rebel"

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:22 pm

Chobulous wrote:So am I. Friday night especially, but last week's Whistle Test programme has got to be the biggest disappointment of all time. I was expecting extensive archive footage and the odd live performance but what did we get. 3 hours of back slapping "Weren't we great" interviews and Peter effing Frampton.

Plenty of coverage on last nights programme and way better and by...a long way than what was served up last week.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:30 pm

"Take Me Out". I'd love to take the host out - with one hit.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:38 pm

Foshiznik wrote:I once studied Big Brother as a Psychology student and find it interesting from that aspect. Wouldn't even give time to the latter stage or any of the celebrity version though.

The concept is or was interesting. But its way past its sell by date given its purely about agendas and self interest. Its about as far from reality as reality tv can get now.