Is Christine (not her real name)

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Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon May 28, 2018 3:27 am

Is Christine from Christine and the Queens a lesbian?

It doesn't change anything if she is, it just makes me have no chance if I ever meet her (sad face).

Her new tune is terrible though, even if she has been in the gym for it.

I remember when she took Beyonce on and smashed her............


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGQ8ZwAP5js" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by KBFC » Mon May 28, 2018 4:36 am

Pansexual

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Buxtonclaret » Mon May 28, 2018 7:02 am

KBFC wrote:Pansexual

Now I'm confused.
Does that mean he's half way there?
Always in with a shout?
Or never?

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Mon May 28, 2018 7:54 am

Means he has to be half man half goat so he has no chance
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by TheFamilyCat » Mon May 28, 2018 10:24 am

KBFC wrote:Pansexual

She fancies pans. There are subsections of pansexuality; sauce, frying and chip.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Rick_Muller » Mon May 28, 2018 10:48 am

I think she looks like a female Stephen Hawking
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Spike » Mon May 28, 2018 10:50 am

Pansexual is that what you do while watching Pans People?

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Post by 4:20 » Mon May 28, 2018 11:43 am

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Wilf Mbanga » Mon May 28, 2018 11:50 am

4:20 wrote:
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How did he ever get a racing helmet on? Head like Crichton
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Pstotto » Mon May 28, 2018 11:54 am

KBFC, snowflakes and deserts and the Moon are pansexual.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by HiroshimaClaret » Mon May 28, 2018 12:03 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:I think she looks like a female Stephen Hawking
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My father would say she`s "rougher than a bear`s ass". His personal favourite though is describing gay men as "shirtlifters". He thinks all Japanese men between the ages of 20 and 40 are so (he may not be far off the mark!).

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by HiroshimaClaret » Mon May 28, 2018 12:04 pm

Spike wrote:Pansexual is that what you do while watching Pans People?
`Pan`s Labyrinth` is a fantastic film.
Non-stick pans are a Godsend.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by 4:20 » Mon May 28, 2018 12:05 pm

Pstotto wrote:KBFC, snowflakes and deserts and the Moon are pansexual.
Have a gander at this, Pstotto

http://sexecology.org/green-year-gallery-installation/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Pstotto » Mon May 28, 2018 12:13 pm

According to Terence McKenna, the Earth 'peopled.'

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by HiroshimaClaret » Mon May 28, 2018 12:22 pm

4:20 wrote:
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Andy Cooke?
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by HiroshimaClaret » Mon May 28, 2018 12:45 pm

HiroshimaClaret wrote:Andy Cooke?


My brain (I must be bored) is now thinking we should compile a `Top 10 regardless of quality` for each position since the Orient Game. Cooke wouldn`t get into a quality-based Top 10 but at the time he was excellent and ALWAYS gave 100% with end product. How about a `Off the top of my head Top 10 (position)`?

`Off the top of my head Top 10 strikers`

1. Ings
2. Conroy
3. Blake
4. Super Johnny Francis
5. Eli
6. Nogan (dreadfully controversial I know but I had a man thing for him)
7. Barnes
8. Vokes
9. Austin
10. Cooke

No doubt I`ll be shamed but did that in 2 minutes. I fear who I have missed out.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by AlargeClaret » Mon May 28, 2018 12:48 pm

If it looks like a duck ,swims like a duck and quacks like a duck a very likely is a duck

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Mon May 28, 2018 12:54 pm

This is actually a good article on her. I saw 'Tilted' last night and thought it a great song (and dance).

https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/mu ... ens-gender" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Liam Gallagher meanwhile I had to turn off after 20 mins. He's terrible live.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by 4:20 » Mon May 28, 2018 12:57 pm

AlargeClaret wrote:If it looks like a duck ,swims like a duck and quacks like a duck a very likely is a duck
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Mon May 28, 2018 1:18 pm

Enjoying Courtney Barnett's output currently, and yeah she is my latest pointless lesbian crush

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Mon May 28, 2018 6:53 pm

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by ontario claret » Mon May 28, 2018 8:07 pm

Too many steroids.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon May 28, 2018 8:15 pm

"Pansexual" ???????

Whatever will they dream up next ?

I await with baited breath. What a world we live in these days, for crying out loud.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Pstotto » Mon May 28, 2018 9:00 pm

Doesn't say what kind of pan though, does it? Frying pan? Pan Am? I think 'pan' means across all as a cover-all thing rather than a be-all thing i.e. if it snows on you, it doesn't make any distinction as to who or what you are.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by ontario claret » Mon May 28, 2018 9:06 pm

I like "omnisexual". This includes sex with inanimate objects.

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:01 am

ontario claret wrote:I like "omnisexual". This includes sex with inanimate objects.
So 'omnibus' means having sex with a.... Errr ... Bus??

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