Wine through the letter box

pureclaret · Post by **pureclaret** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:20 pm

It was my birthday last week and i got a bottle of red wine through the letter box 750ml btl
Just opened it and have drunk half a glass already not bad wine if I carry on I may not be able to tell who are Germans and who are Swedish, possibley wont even care hic ill have another drink now.
Have bought some flowers for my wifes birthday also on line through the letter box, what a cracking idea can get presents sent to people and doesnt matter if they are in or not and dont even need to stop watching World cup football

rumpus · Post by **rumpus** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:35 pm

pureclaret wrote:It was my birthday last week and i got a bottle of red wine through the letter box 750ml btl
Just opened it and have drunk half a glass already not bad wine if I carry on I may not be able to tell who are Germans and who are Swedish, possibley wont even care hic ill have another drink now.
Have bought some flowers for my wifes birthday also on line through the letter box, what a cracking idea can get presents sent to people and doesnt matter if they are in or not and dont even need to stop watching World cup football

That's a lot of stuff to get through your letterbox.

When I were a nipper it was dog shite wrapped in newspaper we delighted in shoving through letterboxes.

1968claret · Post by **1968claret** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:37 pm

Did the bottle not break when it hit the floor?

rumpus · Post by **rumpus** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:38 pm

And nowadays I've progressed to shoving my appendage through Gloryholes.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:47 pm

Leave the Indian cementer out of this rumpy

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:43 pm

surely those flowers would be in a right state ramming through a letterbox, it just be a mess of petals and broken stalks all over the hallway/porch.

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:44 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:surely those flowers would be in a right state ramming through a letterbox, it just be a mess of petals and broken stalks all over the hallway/porch.

Is that a euphemism

pureclaret · Post by **pureclaret** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 4:23 pm

the bottle is more flat than round so is taller than normal bottle and it is plastic (recyclable ) in a card board box in straw the box is just a little smaller than average letter box, same with the flowers well parceled.

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