Tup's Corner

rumpus · Post by **rumpus** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:55 pm

The Enclosure wrote:Hi Tup
Have you played Newmacher golf course and is it a decent course.I am sure you will be able to advise being a canny Scot.

Howdy min,

Being the golfing aficionado I'm sure the Meister General won't mind me answering on his behalf.

2 lovely courses at Newmacher. It's where Paul Lawrie learnt his trade. My advise if it's Hawkshill you end up playing? Get a buggy.

You'll thank me inwardly after 18 holes, they're both long courses.

A few very difficult holes sprinkled throughout, take a few extra balls. If you have a couple hundred pounds to spare, Trump's course is a Driver and 7 iron down the road.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:11 pm

Rumps my man. How's life been treating you? What did you think when you heard I'd become a father? It's changed me for the better. Mate listen, a lot of those neanderthals on the forum still go on and on about what happened between yourself and the Indian cementer. Stupid rumours mate. How about you clear up what happened once and for all so they can move on. Clear the air, rumps. You'll thank me for it. Here to help a mate whenever you need me. I've turned over a new leaf pal. BOOM! Haha, just kidding. Tell all, chum. Show these cretins who's boss

Zander1903-1 · Post by **Zander1903-1** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:13 pm

Castle Stuart's worth a trip along the a96 if you can get on it

but im **** at gowf so I don't really care

Lauren12 · Post by **Lauren12** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:15 pm

Hi Tup,

When I was a young lad, a remember an old saying, 'tupping the tuppence' (the tuppence being the lady garden, if you get my drift).

Considering your name, have you any thoughts on this delicate matter?

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:25 pm

He only dips his wick in Morag these days but was a bit of a player back in the day was old tup. Fathered a couple of loons so like myself we both have sperm to share around.
Ergo, if you're a bloke why call yourself Lauren? You a shirtlifter mate?

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:27 pm

Rumps mate, that prolonged silence doesn't look good. I'd get typing if I was you. I see you browsing there. Set the record straight or forever hold your peace.

Millertime · Post by **Millertime** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:28 pm

millertime version1.7 is not me. boom.

Tup.., f.uck off.

terrific. hahaha

Zander1903-1 · Post by **Zander1903-1** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:33 pm

its hard to tell the 2 of u apart

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:34 pm

That was the old me got out for a second. Since Mario came along I don't have time for SHITE like that.
Bluto mate, you still around? Listen, I really REALLY like you.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:42 pm

Rumps mate. Ever heard the old saying A Silence Speaks 1000 Words? This isn't looking good for you, bud.

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:43 pm

Lauren12 wrote:Hi Tup,

When I was a young lad, a remember an old saying, 'tupping the tuppence' (the tuppence being the lady garden, if you get my drift).

Considering your name, have you any thoughts on this delicate matter?

Dont beat about the bush .

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:45 pm

Tup,

Mario or Sonic?

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:49 pm

Listen mate, didn't you get the memo? I'm running the show now. Never mind tup. And Leave Mario out of this.

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:53 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Listen mate, didn't you get the memo? I'm running the show now. Never mind tup. And Leave Mario out of this.

Harsh. But fair.

Miller or Coors then?

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:11 pm

Miller every time, buddy boy. But if you want a real opinion speak to my mate bluto. The guy is godfather material. Thinking of asking him if he'd like a more active role in Marios life. A bairn could learn a lot from the man.

The real Tup · Post by **The real Tup** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:58 pm

The Enclosure wrote:Hi Tup
Have you played Newmacher golf course and is it a decent course.I am sure you will be able to advise being a canny Scot.

Ignore the above eedjit pal.

I have never played it as I'm no fan of golf.

However I've been to Newmachar many a time. Cracking place.

The real Tup · Post by **The real Tup** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:59 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Miller every time, buddy boy. But if you want a real opinion speak to my mate bluto. The guy is godfather material. Thinking of asking him if he'd like a more active role in Marios life. A bairn could learn a lot from the man.

Can somebody ban this dickhead?

Everything he is saying is a pile of ****.

The real Tup · Post by **The real Tup** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:01 pm

Lauren12 wrote:Hi Tup,

When I was a young lad, a remember an old saying, 'tupping the tuppence' (the tuppence being the lady garden, if you get my drift).

Considering your name, have you any thoughts on this delicate matter?

Hi Lauren12.

Do you know what a Tup is?

Think King of the Sheep.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:15 pm

Tup mate, give it up. You're embarrassing yourself bud

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:29 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Tup mate, give it up. You're embarrassing yourself bud

You seem like a proper bell end.

Foulthrow · Post by **Foulthrow** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:49 pm

Millertime v1.7 wrote:Miller every time, buddy boy. But if you want a real opinion speak to my mate bluto. The guy is godfather material. Thinking of asking him if he'd like a more active role in Marios life. A bairn could learn a lot from the man.

Wise words. Will keep this in mind for future reference.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:45 pm

Those that know me know how I roll. BOOM! You win so.e you lose some. Will see you lads at the game. Going for a lie down, drank 4 beers and a bottle of wine last night and feeling the effects today. Won't stop me tomorrow though. Big day ahead.
BOOM!

Joey is no kant · Post by **Joey is no kant** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:34 pm

R u a we tiumorous beastie

The real Tup · Post by **The real Tup** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:38 pm

The real Tup · Post by **The real Tup** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:38 pm

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:40 pm

That's right, tup. Keep it zipped.

Joey is no kant · Post by **Joey is no kant** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:00 pm

A man's a man for a that

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:13 pm

Listen mate, tups known me long enough to know I don't suffer fools gladly. He's out at the ten pin bowling with Morag tonight. When he gets back I'll still be here running the show.
Wake up and smell the coffee lads.

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randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:16 pm

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Joey is no kant · Post by **Joey is no kant** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:18 pm

Up in the mornings no for me

Joey is no kant · Post by **Joey is no kant** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:14 pm

Haggis supper

The real Tup · Post by **The real Tup** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:26 pm

Foulthrow wrote:Tup,

Mario or Sonic?

Mario, by some distance.

Was playing new Mario Tennis with my loon this morning.

It's ACE.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:41 pm

Tup mate, early night for you today. Wick town court tomorrow morning to face more charges. I told rumpus you were a thug but he wouldn't listen.

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:54 pm

Yawn....

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 1:04 pm

Go to bed if you're tired, bud

The real Tup · Post by **The real Tup** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:08 pm

The above troll is doing nothing for this thread.

Ignore it.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:11 pm

Mate ive had a word with administration on the chat. You've been banned.

The G_L_A · Post by **The G_L_A** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:18 pm

Tup,

When did you start drinking again?

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:21 pm

Zzzzz...

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 6:54 pm

Had a word with the POWERS that be, tup. They'll let you back on the chat on two conditions.

1. Mate, the PM'S you sent beebs asking to be a mod were EMBARRASSING. No more of that shite.

2. You'll be limited to threads in the pub. Same as rumpus was. Play by the rules, pal. You might redeem some dignity yet.

Wasn't easy trying to swing this for you, bud. But it's all part of the service.

Barry_Chuckle · Post by **Barry_Chuckle** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:15 pm

WTF has happened to this site?

It's like care in the community........

The real Tup · Post by **The real Tup** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:25 pm

This is a free advice service. I've not done anything to the site.

What more could you ask for.

Millertime v1.7 · Post by **Millertime v1.7** » Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:27 pm

Barry_Chuckle wrote:WTF has happened to this site?

It's like care in the community........

Tup and rumpus came running to you lads as a matter of principal after a disagreement with the powers that be. It could have been any teams forum. Just so happens youre our next game.