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Likeavydra
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by Likeavydra » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:16 pm
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This song came into my head from my childhood.. Bloody awful!

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Pstotto
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by Pstotto » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:20 pm
Awful, but not quite as bad as 'whambam' from the Handley Family or the rest of Junior Showtime.
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Steve1956
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by Steve1956 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:12 am
Chain Reaction by Diana Ross or Uptown girl by Billy Joel...I can't decide which is worst,but both truly awful songs.
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Bfcboyo
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by Bfcboyo » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:16 am
Come on theres far worse at present.
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tim_noone
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by tim_noone » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:24 am
T!ts fanny and claret!
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Bfcboyo
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by Bfcboyo » Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:36 am
Ed Sheeran
One of them
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CharlieinNewMexico
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by CharlieinNewMexico » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:14 am
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Sad to say this popped into my head today and I couldn't remember if it was them or Bros.
Shockingly bad. He's trying to rap!
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Chobulous
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by Chobulous » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:21 am
Believe by Cher, truly the worst song ever recorded by the worst singer.
Great songs made bad by:
Anything shouted by Whitney Houston.
Anything ruinously covered by Bryan Ferry
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theroyaldyche
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by theroyaldyche » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:57 am
Cant be as bad as in our lancashire home
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bobinho
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by bobinho » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:58 am
Owt by queen.
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bfccrazy
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by bfccrazy » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:15 pm
Chobulous wrote:Believe by Cher, truly the worst song ever recorded by the worst singer.
Have you heard the cover by the DMA’s. I hate the original but love that cover.
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fidelcastro
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by fidelcastro » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:19 pm
bobinho wrote:Owt by queen.
I can think of a few that'll disagree... a few million or so.

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FactualFrank
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by FactualFrank » Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:35 pm
Tubthumping.
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Gnulty
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by Gnulty » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:05 pm
Said it before, Lady in Red, and agree with Bfcboyo, just about all songs by Ed Sheeran.
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bobinho
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by bobinho » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:06 pm
fidelcastro wrote:I can think of a few that'll disagree... a few million or so.

Undoubtedly.

That's what makes music such a wonderful thing.
My music taste is quite eclectic, but not eclectic enough to include Freddie and his mates. I just don't `get it`.
I'm sure there are Queen fans out there who can't abide Springsteen, or Dylan, and I find that strange, but that's fine.
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FactualFrank
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by FactualFrank » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:12 pm
Anybody willing to own up to not liking songs by Oasis?..

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bartons baggage
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by bartons baggage » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:20 pm
theroyaldyche wrote:Cant be as bad as in our lancashire homes
Corrected for you.
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theroyaldyche
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by theroyaldyche » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:43 pm
bartons baggage wrote:Corrected for you.

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by RocketLawnChair » Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:56 pm
The Final Countdown, by Europe. Should have been counted out ******* years ago...
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Shore claret
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by Shore claret » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:11 pm
Love shack, end of thread.
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piston broke
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by piston broke » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:50 pm
Shaddupa ya face. How did that shite get to No.1?
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aclaretinstevenage
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by aclaretinstevenage » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:14 pm
No! worst ever can only be "Son of my Father" by Chicory Tip.
Complete and utter irritating shoite. Can't even be bothered looking for a link best consigned to the rubbish bin marked worst song ever.
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Steve1956
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by Steve1956 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:25 pm
One which is going to rear it's ugly head shortly
Jona Louie Stop the cavalry
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ArnoldBenson
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by ArnoldBenson » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:37 pm
Anything by Katie Melua, especially that Bicycles in Bejing thing.
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chekhov
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by chekhov » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:51 pm
Gnulty wrote:Said it before, Lady in Red
Very good call!
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Flat Stanley
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by Flat Stanley » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:12 pm
The National anthem. A truly terrible piece of music. We deserve better.
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dpinsussex
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by dpinsussex » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:14 pm
Barbie girl or anything by steps lowers the bar considerably
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Vintage Claret
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by Vintage Claret » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:19 pm
piston broke wrote:Shaddupa ya face. How did that shite get to No.1?
And even worse, keep Ultravox's 'Vienna' at No.2!
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Goobs
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by Goobs » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:19 pm
Not sure about worst song ever but some mentioned earlier that they didn't "get" queen and whilst I love Queen I can understand the sentiment as I just have never understood the popularity of Pink Floyd.
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Vintage Claret
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by Vintage Claret » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:27 pm
RocketLawnChair wrote:The Final Countdown, by Europe. Should have been counted out ******* years ago...
Always associated it with Rovers until Burnley started playing it before the last couple of league home games and home play off semi of the 2008/2009 promotion season.
Don't mind it now

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iowalan
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by iowalan » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:58 pm
a few duffers mentioned but the worst song ever is officially o superman by laurie anderson.....voted by me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.dare anyone to listen !!!
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dougcollins
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by dougcollins » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:10 pm
'Don't stop believing'
Always stops me listening. Though Journey did do one or two decent songs.
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tiger76
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by tiger76 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:39 pm
Any pap by the Bay S****y Rollers.
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fidelcastro
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by fidelcastro » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:23 am
FactualFrank wrote:Anybody willing to own up to not liking songs by Oasis?..

I will. I could never stand Liam Gallagher's whiny voice, and the blatant attempts to copy the Beatles.
I'm convinced that a lot their fans at the time, all just said they liked them to appear cool.

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Claretlad
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by Claretlad » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:34 am
Agadoo
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ontario claret
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by ontario claret » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:58 am
Worst SONGS ever. Anything by Nickelback.
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ontario claret
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by ontario claret » Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:59 am
Or Saga.
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BurnleyFC
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by BurnleyFC » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:15 am
The Beatles, Yellow Submarine.
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ontario claret
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by ontario claret » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:24 am
Number 9?
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Wile E Coyote
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by Wile E Coyote » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:29 am
i stumbled across radio 1 extra residency this morning, BBC.
What a shambolic mess, pathetic london rapper idiots talking gibberish in that impenetrable slang. dreadful attempt to sound as if they are ghetto boys. Embarrassing. worse than anything mentioned above by a million miles
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by RocketLawnChair » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:29 am
Goobs wrote:Not sure about worst song ever but some mentioned earlier that they didn't "get" queen and whilst I love Queen I can understand the sentiment as I just have never understood the popularity of Pink Floyd.
Another one here not getting Pink Floyd. A load of self indulgent bloody claptrap. Not that I am Queen fan either btw but they're easier to listen too.
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Cirrus_Minor
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by Cirrus_Minor » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:38 am
aclaretinstevenage wrote:No! worst ever can only be "Son of my Father" by Chicory Tip.
Complete and utter irritating shoite. Can't even be bothered looking for a link best consigned to the rubbish bin marked worst song ever.
Alan Stevenson might disagree with you

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claretabroad
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by claretabroad » Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:54 am
Ob la di ob la da.
I'm not the biggest Beatles fan but I recognise the high level of song writing capabilities they had across the band. They phoned this one in though.
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Lord Beamish
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by Lord Beamish » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:02 am
‘Love Shack’ by The B52s. Utterly dreadful.
A special mention for some of the more anthemic numbers by Oasis; feel good pap by a paint-by-numbers tribute act, pleasing only to those who’s idea of a good time is telling everyone what a good time they’re having.
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Hibsclaret
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by Hibsclaret » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:07 am
Jennifer Rush
The power of love
Truly awful
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Chobulous
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by Chobulous » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:11 am
Lord Beamish wrote:‘Love Shack’ by The B52s. Utterly dreadful.
A special mention for some of the more anthemic numbers by Oasis; feel good pap by a paint-by-numbers tribute act, pleasing only to those who’s idea of a good time is telling everyone what a good time they’re having.
The only saving grace is that they seem to centre their affectation on John Lennon. Imagine how much worse they would have been if it had been Paul McCartney. Britpop granny music FFS.
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Darthlaw
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by Darthlaw » Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:23 am
The song Doop by the 'artist' Doop.
Horrific that it got to number 1.
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paulus the woodgnome
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by paulus the woodgnome » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:37 pm
"The lion sleeps tonight" - Tight Fit version. I'd rather put a red hot needle up my urethra than listen to that utter sh1te.
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ŽižkovClaret
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by ŽižkovClaret » Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:19 pm
Mr Oizo