Notice of Intended Prosecution for speeding

[bob-the-scutter]

I’ll ask again, who are these parasites you speak of? MP’s? Road workers? The folk who write traffic laws?

Surely you can't be that thick?

[Greenmile]

Surely you can't be that thick?

Maybe I am. Indulge me.

[bob-the-scutter]

Maybe I am. Indulge me.

No!
Work it out for yourself. It's not that difficult. I'll give you a clue, it isn't the bin men!

[Greenmile]

No!
Work it out for yourself. It's not that difficult. I'll give you a clue, it isn't the bin men!

You don’t know, do you?

[Rileybobs]

No!
Work it out for yourself. It's not that difficult. I'll give you a clue, it isn't the bin men!

Why don’t you just tell him? Unless you don’t actually know who you’re referring to as parasites.

[Tall Paul]

No!
Work it out for yourself. It's not that difficult. I'll give you a clue, it isn't the bin men!

I'm struggling to work it out as well.

Please tell us!

[deanothedino]

You don’t know, do you?

Plot twist, it's Bob and the other thousands of people who believe they are entitled to drive as fast as they wish while risking their own, and every other road user's, life.

[bob-the-scutter]

Plot twist, it's Bob and the other thousands of people who believe they are entitled to drive as fast as they wish while risking their own, and every other road user's, life.

[deanothedino]

At least you don't deny being selfish and socially irresponsible.

[Greenmile]

Hi bob. Are you going to tell us who the “parasites” are? Do you even know who they are? I’m starting to think you don’t.

[bob-the-scutter]

And I'm starting to worry why I have to explain things to the Thickie Twins!

[bob-the-scutter]

At least you don't deny being selfish and socially irresponsible.

And at least you don't deny being socially retarded!

[SonofPog]

Go on the course if you're offered, Like others, the two guys that ran it (both former Traffic Police Officers, one that had previously been caught speeding himself) treated it with humour and light-heartedness, you'll brush up on some things you've forgotten, probably learn a few new things, and most come away a better motorist,

As others have said, there's really little to be gained from rushing around above the speed limit, doesn't get you there that much quicker and it isn't worth the stress.

[Imploding Turtle]

I hope the OP is sentenced to the death penalty.

[Hipper]

Not quite sure about that, I know there's less fish about for a fact, not quite sure how ducks fit in unless they've been speeding.

Ducks are known for speeding. There was that Mallard duck that got the world record in 1938.

[deanothedino]

And at least you don't deny being socially retarded!

Well, I guess you would know.