Top Class Sex

[Pstotto]

The trouble with top class sex is that it's like top class everything else. You have 0.001 second to react and score and then it's gone.

The agony of it...

Anyway, the closer to the top class prize the more pain, so maybe this afternoon's agony I'll take it as a positive (but not really.)

Wetherspoons next.

[cricketfieldclarets]

Youve not snapped something...?

[Pstotto]

The trouble is that if you go lower... Lower wants lower! Anyway I've learned a lesson in this life:

Life is a game of moving goalposts.

Yes Cricketfield, all the synapses in my brain. I'm just sweeping the remains of myself off the floor and seeing if I can collage a likeness of before.

[Bosscat]

The trouble with top class sex is that it's like top class everything else. You have 0.001 second to react and score and then it's gone.

The agony of it...

Anyway, the closer to the top class prize the more pain, so maybe this afternoon's agony I'll take it as a positive (but not really.)

Wetherspoons next.

More water with it PST lad next time ffs

[Pstotto]

I get over excited.

[Aclaret]

Be careful with the collage Pstotto, make sure you find all the pieces.

[Dark Cloud]

Well he won't find all the pieces in Weatherspoons!!

[COBBLE]

I'm just sweeping the remains of myself off the floor and seeing if I can collage a likeness of before.

I just wish I could express myself like this.

[bobinho]

Seriously, get off the gear mate.

[duncandisorderly]

Youve not snapped something...?

You had to ask.....

[Pstotto]

Stop the world, I want to get off the white heat of despair... bobinho I haven't had any drugs since July and I've been ill ever since. I'm having a brain scan in February, there's a firework going off in the wrong place.

Cobble, I now understand that the scriptwriters of Tom and Jerry have obviously been in similar circumstances.

I chose life tonight and went for a drink, anyway if I see that babe again I'll say that it's your choice honey, you've just said goodbye to a fifty million quid divorce settlement.

[Spaceman]

Wonderful stuff, keep it up. Ever try ever fail, no matter, try again, fail better.
Posh birds are sexy though.

[LS7]

So you nearly scored with a posh bird in the middle of the afternoon and then headed to Wetherspoons for another throw of the dice ? Good on you for getting out and about with no drugs. I hope you have not been introducing these ladies to your wilder conspiracy theories however.

[Pstotto]

... Just the usual chit chat. As it happens, I've chatted to her before and I opened with the same thing and then I realized it was her. If you don't recognize them and fancy them twice, it's a positive.