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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by steve1264b » Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:38 pm

There can only be one who wins this. The worst player ever to play for us (in my opinion).

Mark Caughey 8 appearances in 1987, he wasn't fit enough and was terrible
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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by gandhisflipflop » Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:42 pm

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Culmclaret » Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:45 pm

steve1264b wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:38 pm
There can only be one who wins this. The worst player ever to play for us (in my opinion).

Mark Caughey 8 appearances in 1987, he wasn't fit enough and was terrible
Some stiff competion David Jones just gets my vote for the worst I ever saw

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by ClaretTony » Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:51 pm

Fretters wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:22 pm
Dean Bowditch - I remember seeing him score a hat trick for Ipswich, so I was excited to sign him. I was wrong.
I was told that he came with the attitude that he was better than Burnley. He was soon to find out that he wasn't.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by CaymanClaret » Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:51 pm

Jean-Louis Valois is my personal favourite

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Mrpotatohead » Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:58 pm

Richard Eckersley

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by jrgbfc » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:02 pm

I'd completely forgotten Wayne Hennessey had been with us. Did we have a left winger called Steve Slawson for a spell in the mid 90s? Sorry if already mentioned!

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by ClaretTony » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:07 pm

jrgbfc wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:02 pm
I'd completely forgotten Wayne Hennessey had been with us. Did we have a left winger called Steve Slawson for a spell in the mid 90s? Sorry if already mentioned!
Mullen brought Slawson in on loan in 1993

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Bow » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:20 pm

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by ChrisG » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:26 pm

fidelcastro wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 2:53 pm
Nicknamed "manta" for some strange reason.
I used to know Ian when he was at Burnley and I was a kid. The name Manta was on account if his ears which gave his face the shape of a manta ray
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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by claretburns » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:29 pm

Joseph Mills.

Played at home against Bolton on opening day for 2012/13 season and from memory I thought he was excellent at left back and bombing forwards and thought we had exciting wing backs for the season with Trippier at right back but hardly saw him after that.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by KlyBfc » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:29 pm

Charlie Bishop
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Post by DXS » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:54 pm

Andy Kilner
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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by gc14 » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:59 pm

Mark Caughey, Robert Regis , Jim Heggarty , Tony Woodworth

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Post by aclaretinstevenage » Wed Jul 16, 2025 4:59 pm

I always go back to Nathan Peel on this kind of thread!

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by longsidetrumpet » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:00 pm

Nearly all these obscure players fit into the ‘ahh, now you mention him’ category for me. But one player already named is somebody I had to look up recently after his name cropped up somehow, I had absolutely no memory of him - Stanislav Varga, central defender who came to us on loan in early 2008 from Sunderland aged 35, and actually made 10 appearances for us.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Enola Gay » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:07 pm

Tall Paul wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 2:36 pm
Wayne Dowell
Didn’t he get seriously injured in that 94/95 game against Middlesbrough when Bryan Robson just sat in the centre circle hacking anyone who came near while a starstruck referee just let him do as he pleased?

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Enola Gay » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:09 pm

ŽižkovClaret wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 2:59 pm
Wayne Russell
Still remember a 3-0 defeat away at Boothferry Park under Clive Middlemass where he didn’t even look like a goalkeeper’s cousin.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by DukeOfBar » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:09 pm

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:10 pm

Enola Gay wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:09 pm
Still remember a 3-0 defeat away at Boothferry Park under Clive Middlemass where he didn’t even look like a goalkeeper’s cousin.
Anything less likely to inspire commitment and focus as a back up keeper playing under a caretaker manager?

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:11 pm

longsidetrumpet wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:00 pm
Nearly all these obscure players fit into the ‘ahh, now you mention him’ category for me. But one player already named is somebody I had to look up recently after his name cropped up somehow, I had absolutely no memory of him - Stanislav Varga, central defender who came to us on loan in early 2008 from Sunderland aged 35, and actually made 10 appearances for us.
Always have him on loan when you start a FM2008 Burnley save and i always punt him off back :lol:

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Post by HahaYeah » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:26 pm

Paul Shaw.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by EarbyClaret » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:32 pm

Was it Wayne Russell who played in the FA Cup game against Liverpool at Turf Moor - pulled off a decent save from either Rush or Fowler and we got a 0-0 draw

Not sure why Beresford didn't play but he was back for the replay at Anfield

I think it was Wayne Dowell who effectively got the Boxing Day home game v Port Vale abandoned - I seem to remember him going in for a slide tackle and aquaplaning across the waterlogged surface at which point the ref had seen enough

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Clarets86 » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:49 pm

Tony Ellis in the Stan era. Did score though

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Shappie » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:52 pm

Anthony Shandran
Brad Maylett
Earl Davis
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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Shappie » Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:57 pm

steve1264b wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:38 pm
There can only be one who wins this. The worst player ever to play for us (in my opinion).

Mark Caughey 8 appearances in 1987, he wasn't fit enough and was terrible


Tony Hancock was worse !

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by claretburns » Wed Jul 16, 2025 6:05 pm

longsidetrumpet wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:00 pm
Nearly all these obscure players fit into the ‘ahh, now you mention him’ category for me. But one player already named is somebody I had to look up recently after his name cropped up somehow, I had absolutely no memory of him - Stanislav Varga, central defender who came to us on loan in early 2008 from Sunderland aged 35, and actually made 10 appearances for us.
Think he made his debut against Arsenal in FA Cup, he was massive.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by exilecanada » Wed Jul 16, 2025 6:11 pm

Shappie wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:57 pm
Tony Hancock was worse !
He only lasted a half hour? :lol:
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Post by gandhisflipflop » Wed Jul 16, 2025 6:22 pm

Mike pollitt

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Ryan Noble

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Post by williamjblazkowicz » Wed Jul 16, 2025 6:39 pm

Scott Oakes.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by PWBFC » Wed Jul 16, 2025 6:54 pm

Richard Huxford is about the best I can muster.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Casper2 » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:02 pm

Mickey Wardrobe was a unit .

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Selby Claret » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:23 pm

CyrilEbokiPoh wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 3:10 pm
Varga. Superb.

Around the era of Rhys Williams and Chris Baird.
Wiliams and Baird weren't the same era

Williams played under Coyle in 08-09 and missed the playoffs (did his loan expire?)

Baird played under Dyche when we were promoted in 14

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Selby Claret » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:25 pm

Shappie wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:57 pm
Tony Hancock was worse !
My vote is Nick Pickering - lauded as an England international - played 3 or 4 times and was awful
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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by blatherwickstattoos » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:35 pm

ClaretTony wrote:
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Debuted under Stan and played one more for Cotterill - both as a sub. And as mentioned above, first name Joel.
He was due to be on the bench before Chaplow got his debut. He pulled up injured in the warm up allowing Chappy to get his chance ( only yts in the boot room who had his bag of kit with him) the rest is history he had a good career but wasn’t even making the starting line up for the reserves at the time.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Steve-Harpers-perm » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:42 pm

Stephen Grant

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Post by Herts Clarets » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:49 pm

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by ClaretTony » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:54 pm

blatherwickstattoos wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:35 pm
He was due to be on the bench before Chaplow got his debut. He pulled up injured in the warm up allowing Chappy to get his chance ( only yts in the boot room who had his bag of kit with him) the rest is history he had a good career but wasn’t even making the starting line up for the reserves at the time.
Chappy was just coming back from glandular fever too when he got that debut as a sub at Norwich in 2003. I thought Joel was forced to pull out through illness.

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Post by ClaretTony » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:55 pm

Selby Claret wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:25 pm
My vote is Nick Pickering - lauded as an England international - played 3 or 4 times and was awful
Another player we signed while injured.

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Post by bigdavethemaddog » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:56 pm

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:57 pm

Enola Gay wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 5:07 pm
Didn’t he get seriously injured in that 94/95 game against Middlesbrough when Bryan Robson just sat in the centre circle hacking anyone who came near while a starstruck referee just let him do as he pleased?
He was sent off in the home game for two fouls on Alan Moore.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by blatherwickstattoos » Wed Jul 16, 2025 8:04 pm

ClaretTony wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 7:54 pm
Chappy was just coming back from glandular fever too when he got that debut as a sub at Norwich in 2003. I thought Joel was forced to pull out through illness.
Groin strain in the warm up. I was at Wigan at the time but this is the info I had form my old teammates.

Still in touch with both Chappy and Pilky. Chappy still in
America settled now and pilky is bang into his fell running these days

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by ClaretTony » Wed Jul 16, 2025 8:07 pm

blatherwickstattoos wrote:
Wed Jul 16, 2025 8:04 pm
Groin strain in the warm up. I was at Wigan at the time but this is the info I had form my old teammates.

Still in touch with both Chappy and Pilky. Chappy still in
America settled now and pilky is bang into his fell running these days
I knew Chappy well along with his mum & dad who I still see occasionally at games although we no longer sit in the same stand.
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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by gizmo » Wed Jul 16, 2025 8:11 pm

Just remembered Martyn Busby, on loan from QPR He was a big unit in midfield thought we might have signed him at the time. I would agree with the comments re Mark Caughey the worst I've seen, saw him 3 or 4 times and he was consistently awful.

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Re: Name the most obscure Burnley player

Post by Socrates » Wed Jul 16, 2025 8:19 pm

Paul McKenzie

Brad Maylett

Tony Woodworth

Jason Hardy

Paul McKay

Paul France

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