That's your Burnley

[Bin Ont Turf]

Four four f***ing two



You see Burnley knows what Burnley is and is quite comfortable in its own skin. A pint of Carling and steamboat chasers at one forty five on a Friday afternoon? That’s your Burnley. Nobody look at each other’s feet because everyone’s wearing steel toe capped Lonsdales anyway? That’s your Burnley. Bottle of Paco Rabanne being passed round the pub as poppers? That’s your Burnley. Nothing on the telly tonight shall we set the garages on fire for something to do? That’s your Burnley. Sun’s out sofa in the front yard cans of Skol blasting Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff on repeat until someone throws a half brick at your head because they’re on night shifts and they seen it mistakenly rumoured on Facebook that you’re a nonce. That’s your Burnley. Week’s pay packet in the fruit machine now got nothing to take home to her so sell my Casio and get my cousin pregnant round the back while vomiting shish kebab over a passing mongrel? That’s your Burnley.



https://www.grandoldteam.com/2021/03/12 ... burnley-6/

[bobinho]

Written by a scouser?

‘Kin thieving bin dippers. No doubt if they don’t go home with all three points there will be a candle lit vigil for them to cry at all night.

[evensteadiereddie]

As pi$$takes go, not a bad one but not worth worrying about.

[Sozturf7]

Someone understands us.

[Hibsclaret]

Quite funny as it goes

[Burnley1989]

Weirdly when he was describing the house, I’ve been in that house many times, could be any northern town though to be fair not just my nans (god rest her soul)

[Belial]

Ironic that having spent quite a while in Liverpool over the past few years the author could quite easily be speaking about 50% of the City region

[tim_noone]

Someone understands us.

Taken as a Compliment..thats very Flattering

[BenWickes]

Ironic that having spent quite a while in Liverpool over the past few years the author could quite easily be speaking about 50% of the City region

Was just thinking the same. It's almost as the the author was referring to his/her own.

[gawthorpe_view]

'Travelling Orcs without the public hygiene issues'

[tim_noone]

'Travelling Orcs without the public hygiene issues'

Correct...we Pi$$ in the sinks. Not me personally

[NottsClaret]

Always heartwarming to see working class northerners turn on each other.

[Steve1956]

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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[jrgbfc]

The view isn't even that good from the back of the lower tier!

[NewClaret]

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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OP was very funny. This is even funnier!

[Steve1956]

OP was very funny. This is even funnier!

Personally i think he should have put in another acrow!

[Billy Balfour]

What I don't understand is why has he gone to the trouble to write such a flattering article. I think he's in love with us.

[Swizzlestick]

The same old outdated, tired tropes that Scousers themselves (rightly) complain about.

[Volvoclaret]

Think we got off lightly.

[CaptJohn]

Quite amusing and even more so when he could be describing the area around Anfield, Goodison, Kirby & Birkenhead.

[ClaretTony]

I know I've posted this numerous times but this was my view on the day we won 1-0 with the Jeff Hendrick goal

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[Terrier]

Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

[CaptJohn]

You'd have had a good view of the goal though Tony, but maybe not the build up.

[CaptJohn]

Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

Chester is just the same and not to worry, they all do the job.

[Vintage Claret]

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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To get the authentic Goodison experience I'm going to put my TV outside and watch the game through my letterbox

[bfcjg]

To get the authentic Goodison experience I am going to pay a complete stranger £5 to mind my car.

[elwaclaret]

Must have been somewhere posh Paco Rabane ? It was Hai Karate in our pub.

[Bosscat]

Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

Well you won't be attacked by Crows, Jackdaws or Magpies then

[Burnley Ace]

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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That’s the best post on the internet this week (and it’s been a busy week!). How do I forward it?

[Neil6271]

A weeks pay packet in the fruit machine is good one and better than a weeks dole money in a fruit machine I suppose!

[IanMcL]

Well you won't be attacked by Crows, Jackdaws or Magpies then

....or they may find him attractive and nick all his stuff!

[Peebs89]

That’s your Burnley. UTC.

[BurnleyFC]

That’s your Burnley, you scouse *****!

[Bin Ont Turf]

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[Noblelight]

I like Everton, I like Burnley winning more though!
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[bfcjg]

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[ten bellies]

It could be themselves. Swap mills for docks. Written whilst glancing in the mirror.