That's your Burnley

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:07 am

Four four f***ing two

You see Burnley knows what Burnley is and is quite comfortable in its own skin. A pint of Carling and steamboat chasers at one forty five on a Friday afternoon? That’s your Burnley. Nobody look at each other’s feet because everyone’s wearing steel toe capped Lonsdales anyway? That’s your Burnley. Bottle of Paco Rabanne being passed round the pub as poppers? That’s your Burnley. Nothing on the telly tonight shall we set the garages on fire for something to do? That’s your Burnley. Sun’s out sofa in the front yard cans of Skol blasting Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff on repeat until someone throws a half brick at your head because they’re on night shifts and they seen it mistakenly rumoured on Facebook that you’re a nonce. That’s your Burnley. Week’s pay packet in the fruit machine now got nothing to take home to her so sell my Casio and get my cousin pregnant round the back while vomiting shish kebab over a passing mongrel? That’s your Burnley.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/2021/03/12 ... burnley-6/

bobinho · Post by **bobinho** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:15 am

Written by a scouser?

‘Kin thieving bin dippers. No doubt if they don’t go home with all three points there will be a candle lit vigil for them to cry at all night.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:16 am

As pi$$takes go, not a bad one but not worth worrying about.

Sozturf7 · Post by **Sozturf7** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:34 am

Someone understands us.

Hibsclaret · Post by **Hibsclaret** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:42 am

Quite funny as it goes

Burnley1989 · Post by **Burnley1989** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:54 am

Weirdly when he was describing the house, I’ve been in that house many times, could be any northern town though to be fair not just my nans (god rest her soul)

Belial · Post by **Belial** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:06 am

Ironic that having spent quite a while in Liverpool over the past few years the author could quite easily be speaking about 50% of the City region

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:09 am

Sozturf7 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:34 am
Someone understands us.

Taken as a Compliment..thats very Flattering

BenWickes · Post by **BenWickes** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:17 am

Belial wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:06 am
Ironic that having spent quite a while in Liverpool over the past few years the author could quite easily be speaking about 50% of the City region

Was just thinking the same. It's almost as the the author was referring to his/her own.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:37 am

'Travelling Orcs without the public hygiene issues'

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:50 am

gawthorpe_view wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:37 am
'Travelling Orcs without the public hygiene issues'

Correct...we Pi$$ in the sinks. Not me personally

NottsClaret · Post by **NottsClaret** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:52 am

Always heartwarming to see working class northerners turn on each other.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:53 am

Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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Stolen from facebook

jrgbfc · Post by **jrgbfc** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:55 am

The view isn't even that good from the back of the lower tier!

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:59 am

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:53 am
Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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Stolen from facebook

OP was very funny. This is even funnier!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:01 am

NewClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:59 am
OP was very funny. This is even funnier!

Personally i think he should have put in another acrow!

Billy Balfour · Post by **Billy Balfour** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:13 am

What I don't understand is why has he gone to the trouble to write such a flattering article. I think he's in love with us.

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:16 am

The same old outdated, tired tropes that Scousers themselves (rightly) complain about.

Volvoclaret · Post by **Volvoclaret** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:21 am

Think we got off lightly.

CaptJohn · Post by **CaptJohn** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:23 am

Quite amusing and even more so when he could be describing the area around Anfield, Goodison, Kirby & Birkenhead.

ClaretTony · Post by **ClaretTony** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:23 am

I know I've posted this numerous times but this was my view on the day we won 1-0 with the Jeff Hendrick goal

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Terrier · Post by **Terrier** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:25 am

Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

CaptJohn · Post by **CaptJohn** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:25 am

You'd have had a good view of the goal though Tony, but maybe not the build up.

CaptJohn · Post by **CaptJohn** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:26 am

Terrier wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:25 am
Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

Chester is just the same and not to worry, they all do the job.

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:57 am

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:53 am
Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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Stolen from facebook

To get the authentic Goodison experience I'm going to put my TV outside and watch the game through my letterbox

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:07 pm

To get the authentic Goodison experience I am going to pay a complete stranger £5 to mind my car.

elwaclaret · Post by **elwaclaret** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:17 pm

Must have been somewhere posh Paco Rabane ? It was Hai Karate in our pub.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:24 pm

Terrier wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:25 am
Just had my corvid jab and like most in burnley recieved
the oxford one, the cheapest by far, nobody likes us!

Well you won't be attacked by Crows, Jackdaws or Magpies then

Burnley Ace · Post by **Burnley Ace** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:34 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:53 am
Missing football so much I've turned my living room into Everton away

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Stolen from facebook

That’s the best post on the internet this week (and it’s been a busy week!). How do I forward it?

Neil6271 · Post by **Neil6271** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 1:55 pm

A weeks pay packet in the fruit machine is good one and better than a weeks dole money in a fruit machine I suppose!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 2:29 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 13, 2021 12:24 pm
Well you won't be attacked by Crows, Jackdaws or Magpies then

....or they may find him attractive and nick all his stuff!

Peebs89 · Post by **Peebs89** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:24 pm

That’s your Burnley. UTC.

BurnleyFC · Post by **BurnleyFC** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 7:26 pm

That’s your Burnley, you scouse *****!

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:28 pm

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Noblelight · Post by **Noblelight** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:38 pm

I like Everton, I like Burnley winning more though!
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bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:50 pm

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ten bellies · Post by **ten bellies** » Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:00 pm

It could be themselves. Swap mills for docks. Written whilst glancing in the mirror.

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