Han-Noah Massengo..

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:09 am

… throwing himself into all things Burnley! Seems genuinely over the moon to be here which is marvellous.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CwxW6vno3ys ... M1YmI2Ng==

Makes a nice change from training at Gawthorpe and heading straight for MCR/Cheshire

Devils_Advocate · Post by **Devils_Advocate** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:11 am

CoolClaret wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:09 am
… throwing himself into all things Burnley! Seems genuinely over the moon to be here which is marvellous.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CwxW6vno3ys ... M1YmI2Ng==

Makes a nice change from training at Gawthorpe and heading straight for MCR/Cheshire

As long as he doesn't run around like a headless chicken and upset you Im sure he'll do just fine

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:22 am

Devils_Advocate wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:11 am
As long as he doesn't run around like a headless chicken and upset you Im sure he'll do just fine

Yawn

* just to add, was meant to attach another photo to the OP but the upload kept failing.

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 1:28 am

Was at the Singing Ringing Tree early Friday morning too. Seems a real character.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 1:41 am

Good to see he’s enjoying being in the area.

Hipper · Post by **Hipper** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am

What have we signed?

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jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:50 am

Hipper wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?

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Hopefully the answer to our midfield conundrum!!

RVclaret · Post by **RVclaret** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:01 am

jdrobbo wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:50 am
Hopefully the answer to our midfield conundrum!!

Saw this data wheel on him from last season and what stuck out was being in the top 2% in the entire league when it comes to defensive duel success.

jdrobbo · Post by **jdrobbo** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:14 am

Great graphic!

Carwin261 · Post by **Carwin261** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 10:04 am

Posted it before but this guy is a little pocket dynamo not very big in stature ,could be a cross between Brian O’Neil ,and John Deary.

Carwin261 · Post by **Carwin261** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 10:10 am

Hipper wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?

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A character.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:40 pm

Carwin261 wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 10:04 am
Posted it before but this guy is a little pocket dynamo not very big in stature ,could be a cross between Brian O’Neil ,and John Deary.

Maradona?

helmclaret · Post by **helmclaret** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 11:24 pm

Nice to see a footballer show a passion for art/photography and fashion.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 12:17 am

Hipper wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?

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Calvert-Lewin?

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 6:13 am

Hipper wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?

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guess you weren't a 90's rave child, we wore some seriously mad **** back then !

Corky · Post by **Corky** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 7:58 am

He'll do for me. Looks very smart in his white socks and Doc Marten loafers.

Sproggy · Post by **Sproggy** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:55 am

Corky wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 10, 2023 7:58 am
He'll do for me. Looks very smart in his white socks and Doc Marten loafers.

He looks like an absolute wazzock dressed like that, but if that's how he wants to spend his money, it's up to him.

Anthonini · Post by **Anthonini** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 9:08 am

RVclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:01 am
Saw this data wheel on him from last season and what stuck out was being in the top 2% in the entire league when it comes to defensive duel success.

Why does this look so good? Seems like we're going to see him play pretty soon. Guy is madly talented. And we got him for free?

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Sun Sep 10, 2023 11:37 pm

Swizzlestick wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 1:28 am
Was at the Singing Ringing Tree early Friday morning too. Seems a real character.

Not going up there again - there could be spying equipment built into it. They'll be watching us.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:48 am

RVclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:01 am
Saw this data wheel on him from last season and what stuck out was being in the top 2% in the entire league when it comes to defensive duel success.

He gets his leg in & has no fear at all...........what's not to like.
Think he'll be a regular & "cheap as chips"!

LDNBFC87 · Post by **LDNBFC87** » Mon Sep 11, 2023 10:26 am

Sproggy wrote: ↑
Sun Sep 10, 2023 8:55 am
He looks like an absolute wazzock dressed like that, but if that's how he wants to spend his money, it's up to him.

I highly doubt he would have paid any money to do that photoshoot, quite the opposite.

Quicknick · Post by **Quicknick** » Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:31 pm

Hipper wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:42 am
What have we signed?

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He should go out on the lash round all the town's pubs with JJ Watt.

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:34 pm

Quicknick wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:31 pm
He should go out on the lash round all the town's pubs with JJ Watt.

We’ve signed Han-Noah mate not Kev Mac…

aggi · Post by **aggi** » Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:42 pm

RVclaret wrote: ↑
Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:01 am
Saw this data wheel on him from last season and what stuck out was being in the top 2% in the entire league when it comes to defensive duel success.

Any ideas why that is only based on 540 minutes playing? Was it partway through the season?

burnley007 · Post by **burnley007** » Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:56 pm

Looking forward to seeing this kid in action.

Raconteur · Post by **Raconteur** » Mon Sep 11, 2023 2:20 pm

aggi wrote: ↑
Mon Sep 11, 2023 1:42 pm
Any ideas why that is only based on 540 minutes playing? Was it partway through the season?

I think he only joined Auxerre in January and made 14 appearances.

CoolClaret · Post by **CoolClaret** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 4:35 pm

Few more from HN

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxGAWs2o9f1 ... BiNWFlZA==

The lad is loving it.

JJ Watt commented, “Masterclass in showing respect & appreciation to your new supporter base. Well done

“

Totally agree

RVclaret · Post by **RVclaret** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 4:39 pm

CoolClaret wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 4:35 pm
Few more from HN

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxGAWs2o9f1 ... BiNWFlZA==

The lad is loving it.

JJ Watt commented, “Masterclass in showing respect & appreciation to your new supporter base. Well done “

Totally agree

Really good this. Can see him becoming a fan favourite pretty quickly given his tenacious play style on the pitch too.

ClaretInLeeds · Post by **ClaretInLeeds** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:28 pm

RVclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 4:39 pm
Really good this. Can see him becoming a fan favourite pretty quickly given his tenacious play style on the pitch too.

Yet there will be people who actually care more about what he wears. Sigh.

Claret Till I Die · Post by **Claret Till I Die** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:35 pm

Maybe he's getting himself out and about so he's recognised by our fans...

Pickles · Post by **Pickles** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:40 pm

That's the beaut of a design this season's horror show of an away shirt is supposed to be based on right?

ClaretInLeeds · Post by **ClaretInLeeds** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:43 pm

Pickles wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:40 pm
That's the beaut of a design this season's horror show of an away shirt is supposed to be based on right?

They announced on the game against Spurs at half time, that the away kit was based on the light shone on the pitch from the floodlights, with the third kit based on the floodlights themselves.

I think they are reaching

ClaretInLeeds · Post by **ClaretInLeeds** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:44 pm

Claret Till I Die wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:35 pm
Maybe he's getting himself out and about so he's recognised by our fans...

Pickles · Post by **Pickles** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:44 pm

ClaretInLeeds wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:43 pm
They announced on the game against Spurs at half time, that the away kit was based on the light shone on the pitch from the floodlights

Ah I see. That makes total sense because after all, we're the only club to have floodlights.

chekhov · Post by **chekhov** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:45 pm

Looks like he’s well on the way to legend status and hasn’t even kicked a ball. He’d better be able to play!

quoonbeatz · Post by **quoonbeatz** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:48 pm

Pickles wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:40 pm
That's the beaut of a design this season's horror show of an away shirt is supposed to be based on right?

Thought it was this one

claretandy · Post by **claretandy** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:06 pm

ClaretInLeeds wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:43 pm
They announced on the game against Spurs at half time, that the away kit was based on the light shone on the pitch from the floodlights, with the third kit based on the floodlights themselves.

I think they are reaching

That's the third shirt.

Pickles · Post by **Pickles** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:09 pm

quoonbeatz wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:48 pm
Thought it was this one

I thought it was the one Massengo's wearing because it's yellow, claret and black.

ClaretInLeeds · Post by **ClaretInLeeds** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:32 pm

claretandy wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:06 pm
That's the third shirt.

Read the post again….

Carwin261 · Post by **Carwin261** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:48 pm

What name does he preferred being called ,Han - Noah ,Han,or Noah ?,I like to call them buy their preferred name when I’m screaming to encourage them on the Turf a la Jordan rather than Beyer,calling by their surname always reminds of Grammar School when the teachers called you your surname in a derogatory tone.

dougcollins · Post by **dougcollins** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:00 pm

ClaretInLeeds wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 5:43 pm
They announced on the game against Spurs at half time, that the away kit was based on the light shone on the pitch from the floodlights, with the third kit based on the floodlights themselves.

I think they are reaching

It's OK, mushroom season is upon us.

Tonto · Post by **Tonto** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 7:12 pm

Carwin261 wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:48 pm
What name does he preferred being called ,Han - Noah ,Han,or Noah ?,I like to call them buy their preferred name when I’m screaming to encourage them on the Turf a la Jordan rather than Beyer,calling by their surname always reminds of Grammar School when the teachers called you your surname in a derogatory tone.

Remember it well Carwin

quoonbeatz · Post by **quoonbeatz** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:59 pm

Pickles wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:09 pm
I thought it was the one Massengo's wearing because it's yellow, claret and black.

Turns out it's this one from 94

Pickles · Post by **Pickles** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:06 pm

quoonbeatz wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 8:59 pm
Turns out it's this one from 94

A beauty.

AlargeClaret · Post by **AlargeClaret** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:08 pm

He’s been well advised for sure , go out meet a few people , wear a strip ,get photographed with sh1tTy houses in the background . Will he be drinking bene and talking about the Orient game while singing no nay never ? He looks an exciting prospect and looking forward to seeing him in action , though people who think he’s “ just gone for a wander to connect with fans “ Jesus wept ! He probs thought he was in the 18th arrondissement.

Jellybean · Post by **Jellybean** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:14 pm

This guy's insta page is unreal, the video of his visit to the Congo it's like something a professional cinematographer could have made. I sense a claret legend in the making here.

Jellybean · Post by **Jellybean** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:17 pm

AlargeClaret wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:08 pm
He’s been well advised for sure , go out meet a few people , wear a strip ,get photographed with sh1tTy houses in the background . Will he be drinking bene and talking about the Orient game while singing no nay never ? He looks an exciting prospect and looking forward to seeing him in action , though people who think he’s “ just gone for a wander to connect with fans “ Jesus wept ! He probs thought he was in the 18th arrondissement.

Check out the video on his Instagram page about his time in Bristol, seems very authentic to me and that he just gets it. He didn't need to go out and connect with the local area, not many footballers attempt such a connection, but it most certainly gets him off to a good start with us and I think he just has art and personality oozing through him.

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:21 pm

Jellybean wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:14 pm
This guy's insta page is unreal, the video of his visit to the Congo it's like something a professional cinematographer could have made. I sense a claret legend in the making here.

A very smart young man. Fair play to him.

Swizzlestick · Post by **Swizzlestick** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:53 pm

AlargeClaret wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 9:08 pm
He’s been well advised for sure , go out meet a few people , wear a strip ,get photographed with sh1tTy houses in the background . Will he be drinking bene and talking about the Orient game while singing no nay never ? He looks an exciting prospect and looking forward to seeing him in action , though people who think he’s “ just gone for a wander to connect with fans “ Jesus wept ! He probs thought he was in the 18th arrondissement.

I often don’t understand the logic underpinning your posts and this is another one to add to the list. He didn’t have to go out and about round town - most players don’t - and to me he seems like somebody genuinely interested in the culture. You don’t have to be cynical about everything especially when there doesn’t seem to be any reasoning behind it.

Bullabill · Post by **Bullabill** » Tue Sep 12, 2023 11:11 pm

Carwin261 wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 12, 2023 6:48 pm
What name does he preferred being called ,Han - Noah ,Han,or Noah ?,I like to call them buy their preferred name when I’m screaming to encourage them on the Turf a la Jordan rather than Beyer,calling by their surname always reminds of Grammar School when the teachers called you your surname in a derogatory tone.

You went to grammar school and didn't learn how to use commas?