Daft pictures or jokes

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Jun 30, 2024 2:25 pm

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Jun 30, 2024 2:41 pm

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yTib · Post by **yTib** » Fri Jul 05, 2024 8:27 pm

elwaclaret · Post by **elwaclaret** » Sat Jul 06, 2024 3:48 pm

It has become a common gag about the Prime Ministers dad being a toolmaker… but look how quickly he got that new cabinet assembled in No.10

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Jul 07, 2024 9:21 am

Is he Local?

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Jul 07, 2024 11:02 am

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Did she completely mess up your order then refuse to take responsibility for it?

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Jul 07, 2024 11:03 pm

Spotted on FB
I got my new girlfriend pregnant after 4 months of being together.

Were moving to Burnley, can you tell me the nice and bad areas to live?
Answer
Sounds like Duke bar would be good.

eastanglianclaret · Post by **eastanglianclaret** » Mon Jul 08, 2024 8:17 am

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IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Jul 09, 2024 9:17 pm

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Did she completely mess up your order then refuse to take responsibility for it?

No she said he could have his pint for a pound and then stole his wallet.

Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Tue Jul 16, 2024 7:23 pm

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cbx750 · Post by **cbx750** » Tue Jul 16, 2024 7:40 pm

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Gerry Hattrick · Post by **Gerry Hattrick** » Wed Jul 17, 2024 10:35 pm

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 10:12 am

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 10:13 am

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HahaYeah · Post by **HahaYeah** » Tue Jul 23, 2024 12:17 pm

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atlantalad · Post by **atlantalad** » Wed Jul 24, 2024 8:38 pm

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atlantalad · Post by **atlantalad** » Thu Jul 25, 2024 3:30 pm

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creepingdeath · Post by **creepingdeath** » Sat Jul 27, 2024 9:37 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Jul 27, 2024 9:44 pm

creepingdeath wrote: ↑
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Have corrected it for you

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sun Jul 28, 2024 11:00 am

Not a joke as such but it made me chuckle ... The Peasants are Revolting again

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Jul 28, 2024 12:08 pm

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NorthIsCool · Post by **NorthIsCool** » Mon Jul 29, 2024 8:36 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Mon Jul 29, 2024 8:45 pm

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

NorthIsCool · Post by **NorthIsCool** » Tue Jul 30, 2024 1:39 pm

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ClaretCliff · Post by **ClaretCliff** » Sat Aug 03, 2024 10:18 am

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sat Aug 03, 2024 10:44 am

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Aug 04, 2024 6:54 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Aug 04, 2024 6:54 pm

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Vincent'sCap · Post by **Vincent'sCap** » Sun Aug 04, 2024 6:55 pm

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eastanglianclaret · Post by **eastanglianclaret** » Tue Aug 27, 2024 3:53 pm

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eastanglianclaret · Post by **eastanglianclaret** » Mon Sep 02, 2024 12:07 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 11:43 am

Started a language course this week .... I am studying Mandarin and have learned how to greet someone

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:22 pm

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GodIsADeeJay81 · Post by **GodIsADeeJay81** » Tue Sep 10, 2024 7:24 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Sep 17, 2024 7:09 pm

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pureclaret · Post by **pureclaret** » Tue Sep 17, 2024 7:21 pm

Theres been enough of this in the mainstream news ... no need for it on a Football Forum

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Sep 17, 2024 8:12 pm

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Tammy Wynette posing after filming the video for her new recording "Stand by Yeoman"

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Sep 19, 2024 9:37 pm

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IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Fri Sep 20, 2024 10:50 am

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Used to getting feet around balls!

leedsdave · Post by **leedsdave** » Sun Sep 22, 2024 12:27 pm

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Wed Sep 25, 2024 4:55 pm

Kier Starmer has had a Ransom Demand ...

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Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Thu Sep 26, 2024 3:21 am

Question marks in boxes are not funny.....why does it do this?

Guller Bull · Post by **Guller Bull** » Thu Sep 26, 2024 7:00 am

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
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Question marks in boxes are not funny.....why does it do this?

Try refreshing page a couple of times.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Sep 26, 2024 8:58 am

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Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:04 am

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Benson · Post by **Benson** » Thu Sep 26, 2024 9:21 am

Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑
Thu Sep 26, 2024 3:21 am
Question marks in boxes are not funny.....why does it do this?

Sometimes they’re funnier than the pictures.

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Fri Sep 27, 2024 7:54 am

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The joke about this is that this is a relatively new road (built 2005) and they built it with a massive dip. It floods all the time but this is the worst it’s been because the pumping station for the road also flooded.

You can’t make it up!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Fri Sep 27, 2024 10:12 am

Rick_Muller wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 27, 2024 7:54 am
The joke about this is that this is a relatively new road (built 2005) and they built it with a massive dip. It floods all the time but this is the worst it’s been because the pumping station for the road also flooded.

You can’t make it up!

No. Just down apparently.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Fri Sep 27, 2024 8:27 pm

Guller Bull wrote: ↑
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Try refreshing page a couple of times.

You're a bloody genius!.......thank you.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sat Sep 28, 2024 3:26 am

Bosscat wrote: ↑
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Kier Starmer has had a Ransom Demand ...

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Please explain why this is funny.....i got it from my FPL feed t'other day.
just don't get it.