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It has become a common gag about the Prime Ministers dad being a toolmaker… but look how quickly he got that new cabinet assembled in No.10
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Is he Local?

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Did she completely mess up your order then refuse to take responsibility for it?
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I got my new girlfriend pregnant after 4 months of being together.
Were moving to Burnley, can you tell me the nice and bad areas to live?
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Sounds like Duke bar would be good.
I got my new girlfriend pregnant after 4 months of being together.
Were moving to Burnley, can you tell me the nice and bad areas to live?
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Sounds like Duke bar would be good.
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No she said he could have his pint for a pound and then stole his wallet.Vincent'sCap wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2024 11:02 amFB_IMG_1720346467127.jpg
Did she completely mess up your order then refuse to take responsibility for it?
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Not a joke as such but it made me chuckle ... The Peasants are Revolting again 
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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
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Started a language course this week .... I am studying Mandarin and have learned how to greet someone
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Theres been enough of this in the mainstream news ... no need for it on a Football Forum 
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Tammy Wynette posing after filming the video for her new recording "Stand by Yeoman"
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Kier Starmer has had a Ransom Demand ...
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Question marks in boxes are not funny.....why does it do this?
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Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑Thu Sep 26, 2024 3:21 amQuestion marks in boxes are not funny.....why does it do this?
Try refreshing page a couple of times.
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Taffy on the wing wrote: ↑Thu Sep 26, 2024 3:21 amQuestion marks in boxes are not funny.....why does it do this?
Sometimes they’re funnier than the pictures.
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The joke about this is that this is a relatively new road (built 2005) and they built it with a massive dip. It floods all the time but this is the worst it’s been because the pumping station for the road also flooded.
You can’t make it up!
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No. Just down apparently.Rick_Muller wrote: ↑Fri Sep 27, 2024 7:54 amThe joke about this is that this is a relatively new road (built 2005) and they built it with a massive dip. It floods all the time but this is the worst it’s been because the pumping station for the road also flooded.
You can’t make it up!
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You're a bloody genius!.......thank you.
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