Imploding Turtle

Ightenclaret · Post by **Ightenclaret** » Tue May 10, 2016 11:30 pm

Yes, why don't you?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Wed May 11, 2016 1:04 am

Holmeclaret wrote:The board would be a lot less entertaining without the likes of Turtle, Rowls etc.
Worth remembering that we are ALL Clarets at the end of the day and that no-one likes any of us.

While that's technically true, it's worth remembering that some of us are better than others.

Natural_Born_Klaret · Post by **Natural_Born_Klaret** » Wed May 11, 2016 2:23 am

Imploding Turtle entertains. He just does. I likes his passive/aggressive ways. He's no fool. Won't be treat as one.. Knowledgeable about many subjects & will whup your ass verbally if you underestimate him. Just don't go there fool

He knows how to use the net & control discussions. He should sell his own merchandise too

Rowls & Turtle say what you want to hear or don't depending on whim. Two interesting posters I enjoy reading

IT is at his best when he doesn't sign in then does

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Wed May 11, 2016 7:41 am

A good idea!

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Wed May 11, 2016 7:42 am

...not to reply to a comment from a previous page!

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Wed May 11, 2016 2:56 pm

Ightenclaret wrote:Did I miss the original poster being bitch-slapped by Imploding?

Claretdiver, did you not learn to fight your own battles at school?

I've no idea who claretdiver is. Nor do I care but this thread was close to page two again and I needed a legitimate reason to post so I'm fabricating interest in him as a means of elevating this thread to the top of the board, where it belongs.

A sticky would help, Tony.

ClaretAndJew · Post by **ClaretAndJew** » Wed May 11, 2016 3:13 pm

I think a blanket ban on everyone would sort this site out.

Bertiebeehead · Post by **Bertiebeehead** » Wed May 11, 2016 3:17 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:I think a blanket ban on everyone would sort this site out.

But I love my blankie!

Autobahn · Post by **Autobahn** » Wed May 11, 2016 4:22 pm

Proper ledge is IT. If I had tits, I'd want his babies.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:24 pm

I found 2016's best forum thread.

Jeremy_Bentham · Post by **Jeremy_Bentham** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:45 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:The problem with Imploding Turtle is that he thinks he's better than you, and I think if we all think deep down and look at things objectively we'll see that he is in fact right.

. thinks Imploding Turtle has done quite well for himself on this message board. He would say Imploding Turtle is one of the more 'box office' posters on the board despite Imploding Turtle not being anywhere near as intelligent as he tries to come across as.

dougcollins · Post by **dougcollins** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:51 pm

Has anyone ever seen ClaretDiver and Imploding Turtle in the same place?

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:55 pm

dougcollins wrote:Has anyone ever seen ClaretDiver and Imploding Turtle in the same place?

Just beat me to it!

dpinsussex · Post by **dpinsussex** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:00 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:For emergencies call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253

Dont ring reading !!! We dont want him

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:02 pm

dougcollins wrote:Has anyone ever seen ClaretDiver and Imploding Turtle in the same place?

Has anyone ever seen AndrewDriver and ImplodingTurtle in the same place?

dpinsussex · Post by **dpinsussex** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:05 pm

I like IT.
Happy to speak mind without claret tinted specs
. Prepared to question the masses. Good to see an individual who stands up to general opinion

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:10 pm

Personally I love IT, I sometimes exude a bead of sex wee thinking about him.

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:21 pm

Research, research, research that's ITs strength.
I don't know how he finds the time. Unless he employs staff?
BTW I always thought it was butterfly venom, from another place.
Happy to be told I'm wrong.

Mala591 · Post by **Mala591** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:27 pm

This user liked this post: Imploding Turtle

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:39 pm

I'd prefer IT to that Rovers/Scouse moron Saxo any time.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:47 pm

Seriously though, I think he's scared of me, and since I added him as a 'foe' he hasn't bothered coming at me with his smart arse responses.

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:10 am

Foe real

basil6345789 · Post by **basil6345789** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:20 am

Always wondered if Turtle is a woman?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:50 am

morpheus2 wrote:Seriously though, I think he's scared of me, and since I added him as a 'foe' he hasn't bothered coming at me with his smart arse responses.

Terrified... mortified... petrified... stupefied... by you.

BennyD · Post by **BennyD** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:05 am

I haven't got a problem with IT; as far as tw4ts go he's a good one and he should be proud of that.

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:08 am

I don't find myself disagreeing much at all with the points IT makes, which is not that he and are necessarily aligned, but that his research based PoV is difficult to contradict.

That and I also like soap

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:47 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:I found 2016's best forum thread.

ClaretDiver · Post by **ClaretDiver** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:57 am

Wow, what a bump! I can categorically state I am not IT. I'm sorry I have not been around for a while. My wife had a massive stroke in November whilst we were living in Thailand.

We are now back in South Africa for her to get rehab and treatment. Gonna be a long haul...

UTC!

Terrier · Post by **Terrier** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:59 am

Are we all sure Brian clough is dead?

Goalposts · Post by **Goalposts** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:37 am

i like turtle , even when hes wrong hes right and when hes right , hes only a little wrong, a classic Verisimilitude ,
he believes he possesses a Brobdingnagian mind . regardiing his IT warrior skills its his Pandiculation , and some of his politics are Superannuated .

some of the posters who take him on get absolutely Lateritious, as he tries to Disambiguate them, but more often than not leaves them discombobulated and they end up Absquatulate the board.

im quite ebulliant about Turtle , even though at times he does spout Effluvium, but then dont we all.

RocketLawnChair · Post by **RocketLawnChair** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:21 am

He's reyt enough. Thorough in his research, steadfast in his beliefs, likes the last word. Its generally up to his opponent on the day if they can be arsed taking him on because he wont back down.

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:36 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:Terrified... mortified... petrified... stupefied... by you.

He would have been terrified by Morpheus's brother the late great Dr White..

RingoMcCartney · Post by **RingoMcCartney** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 11:54 am

Pops out at the most inappropriate time .

And always backed up with sh1t.

Turtles Head.

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 12:44 pm

Are ImplodingTurtle's head and Rowls Nemesisis? Nemesi?

Damo · Post by **Damo** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:24 pm

This forum would certainly be a quieter place without him.

His soapy tit **** thread on clarets mad was a highlight

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:27 pm

I think I alluded to that in a far classier way, Damo! You just went straight to the cleavage

morpheus2 · Post by **morpheus2** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:30 pm

Damo wrote:This forum would certainly be a quieter place without him.

His soapy tit **** thread on clarets mad was a highlight

Soapy what now?

Holmeclaret · Post by **Holmeclaret** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 1:32 pm

ClaretDiver wrote:Does anyone else find this poster to be a complete troll, just looking for attention and trying (too hard) to get a rise! Obviously a small minded troll with nothing else to do other than keyboard warrior!

Nope..he fights his corner and backs up his arguments. He won't back down or give up - a bit like Burnley - No on likes us etc etc...

boiledclaret · Post by **boiledclaret** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 3:06 pm

The thing with Imploding is that you always need facts over gut instinct and feelings otherwise he'll give you a good verbal kicking.

Here is a made up but typical style example:

Poster: I've never voted in my life because I think all politicians are crooks and if they weren't they'd end up like Kennedy.

IT:

Did you grow up in a commune or something? Do you really believe that this planet could survive with that kind of worms eye mentality?

You really are a special kind of stupid aren't you?

I'd go into great detail about how stupid you really are but I'm due somewhere else before Christmas.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:04 pm

Imploding Turtle is one of the best posters on here, probably 2nd to myself.

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:19 pm

hes an absolute p rick, a bully and hes up his own ar se. hes so wrapped up in himself its bordering on embarrassing. hes probably another one in the depressant club on this board so his constant putting other people down probably cheers himself up a little.

boiledclaret · Post by **boiledclaret** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 5:53 pm

Careful, he'll like your post.

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 6:43 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:hes an absolute p rick, a bully and hes up his own ar se. hes so wrapped up in himself its bordering on embarrassing. hes probably another one in the depressant club on this board so his constant putting other people down probably cheers himself up a little.

Did your next door neighbour tell you that?

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:13 pm

I've always wondered if he's like he is on here in real life, does he get to ride in the back of many ambulances?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:14 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:hes an absolute p rick, a bully and hes up his own ar se. hes so wrapped up in himself its bordering on embarrassing. hes probably another one in the depressant club on this board so his constant putting other people down probably cheers himself up a little.

I occassionally (far less often than people think) call people stupid. i much more often call their opinions stupid, which stupid people take to mean that i'm calling them stupid, but i'm not entirely sure i'm the bully of this website. For example, I never make things up about people i'm "arguing" with, or get personal with my attacks. Not like some people. Here's what a few minutes using the advanced search function has thrown up.

taio wrote:That'd typically involve going outside so I don't believe you. Get a job.

biggles wrote:... you are such an idiot, you really are. good job you stay in your little room all day and night. such a sad case. now give me another of your famous, childlike rebukes. #laughingatyouidiot

biggles wrote: turtle really is the most annoying, obnoxious idiot on here.

biggles wrote:turtle - you really, really need to get out more.

taio wrote:Get a job.

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Seriously, do you sleep at all?

Is this what Brexit and Trump have done to you?

biggles wrote:turtle - you really are a grade 1 obnoxious, mentally disturbed tosser. end of argument. still crapping your pants over brexit and trump? loser.

biggles wrote:i guess that muppett turtle is feeling particularly insulted then. needs to get out more, the buffoon.

Blake's New Face wrote:The guy is a world class douche.

He's unable to engage in any real debate. Whatever the topic might be he's already made his mind up and anyone with a different opinion is just an idiot.

Close minded to the extreme, and smug about it.

He probably bottles his own farts so he can smell them later.

Claretrew · Post by **Claretrew** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 7:29 pm

Never short of an opinion and occasionally correct. Even a broken clock is right twice a day though.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:10 pm

Goalposts wrote:i like turtle , even when hes wrong hes right and when hes right , hes only a little wrong, a classic Verisimilitude ,
he believes he possesses a Brobdingnagian mind . regardiing his IT warrior skills its his Pandiculation , and some of his politics are Superannuated .

some of the posters who take him on get absolutely Lateritious, as he tries to Disambiguate them, but more often than not leaves them discombobulated and they end up Absquatulate the board.

im quite ebulliant about Turtle , even though at times he does spout Effluvium, but then dont we all.

I know some of these words.

randomclaret2 · Post by **randomclaret2** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 8:40 pm

I'm guessing the ones you know are " turtle " , " wrong " and " spout " ?

lakesclaret · Post by **lakesclaret** » Sat Feb 11, 2017 9:37 pm

No idea he'd died

RIP

ClaretMoffitt · Post by **ClaretMoffitt** » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:53 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:I occassionally (far less often than people think) call people stupid. i much more often call their opinions stupid, which stupid people take to mean that i'm calling them stupid, but i'm not entirely sure i'm the bully of this website. For example, I never make things up about people i'm "arguing" with, or get personal with my attacks. Not like some people. Here's what a few minutes using the advanced search function has thrown up.

What's so bad about the one I said?